We wrap up the Near Abby Cinematic Universe with a farewell (for now) series finale. We've had a great ride, but all great rides must come to an end, at which point you have to decide to get back in line again. And now the line is, like, so long. So, maybe try again next year? In this episode, we go back to our recording roots, pick on pick-up arti…

What's a podcast without a BONUS episode! Some of you advice purists might've noticed we didn't actually give any advice on episode two, so we're going back in time to October 10th, 2001, to give the goods for all you advice sticklers out there - with a completely new relationship-focused write-in! BUT FIRST listen to episode two and definitely che…

We throw ourselves a curveball for this second episode when a reader writes in to give his thoughts WITHOUT asking Abby for advice. Does that stop us from giving any? You bet it doesn't! We talk about how easy Abby's life must be, reflect-ception by reflecting on Abby's reflections, and highlight Ben's lifelong love for Emma Stone. And when Abby gi…

It's our first episode! Welcome to "Near Abby," the show where two very talkative yet very unqualified friends take old Dear Abby entries and attempt to offer their own equally snappy, completely unsolicited advice. We dive head first into episode 1 of "Near Abby" by giving some backstory on Dear Abby, ruining the movie "Se7en," and discovering VER…