Auri has to dispose of something red and full of screaming. We talk about what might be signified by red and full of screaming, and what we can learn of Auri’s past. We also learn about the objective truth of [email protected] the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!…

Auri discovers something dark in her doings. We discuss iambic pentameter, the smell of selas, and the horror of something full of [email protected] the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!Par Nick Alexander, Jordana Heney, & Jeremy Large

We talk about squeezing the sack. @pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!Par Nick Alexander, Jordana Heney, & Jeremy Large

Auri talks smack about the state of her soap. We talk about Auri’s desire for pleasant things despite her whole deal, our own relationship with luxury, and what - and why - Auri wants to smell like. Recommended in this episode: The Goblin Emperor by Katherine [email protected] the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/…

Auri excitedly begins to work on her new soap. We talk about what we can learn about real-life soapmaking, Jordana defends her height, and we yearn for freedom under a glorious new world power. @pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!…

Auri does some soothing ASMR activities and discovers something very angry. We abdicate our responsibilities by forgetting key details, talk about technical alchemy, talk about woo and woo-woo, and undertake disciplinary action against a podcast criminal. @pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgI…

Apologies for the late upload on this one, listeners. Rest assured, the interns of Omethi manner are being punished in an appropriately gruesome fashion.Par Nick Alexander, Jordana Heney, & Jeremy Large

Page 107: Mad SuetAuri must draw out the anger in her suet. We talk about recipes for making things in fiction, what made the suet full of anger (we are way off base), and Nick gets [email protected] the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!…

Auri considers what to put in her soap. We talk about how much conscious desire is involved on Auri’s part when deciding how she wants the soap (and her) to smell, we talk about the sexiness of being apetalous, and conclude our debate in a respectful [email protected] the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQc…

Auri wrestles with a stubborn soap ingredient. We discuss the origin of booze, which somehow turns into an origin of “Boo!”, which somehow turns into an origin of Jeremy. What does this have to do with the page? Tune in to find out! (Also, listeners, back me up: "Wouldn't say boo to a goose" is a common and well-known turn of phrase, right???@pageo…

Auri scrounges up a few more ingredients and does some more cooking, and cracking, and grinding. We talk about how this is the beginning of the third act of the book, how nice it is to see Auri eat, and why it might have been a mistake to teach rocks how to think. @pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tC…

Auri takes a taste of the nutmeg. We talk about a Belgian municipality in West Flanders, discuss what we want to smell like, and Jordana reveals more of her traumatic childhood. @pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!…

Auri seems to take control of her life. We talk about the resurgence of Auri’s “deal”, Jordana makes a blunder and is forced to resign, and what we can learn about Mandrag. @pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!…

Auri is still rinsing instead of washing. We talk about how this new day feels, what Foxen’s mood says about Auri’s, and yet more evidence of Auri’s good breeding. The referenced show is Palavi Gunalan’s presentation on Smartypants: https://www.tiktok.com/@smartypantsshow/video/[email protected] the community on…

We embrace the void. You too, should embrace the void. @pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!Par Nick Alexander, Jordana Heney, & Jeremy Large

Auri grins all the way home, and goes to bed happy. We talk yet again about the contentious bottle-stopper, how Auri is rewarded, and how the end of the chapter brings her problems of this chapter full [email protected] the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!…

Auri discovers a perfume bottle. We discuss the illustration of the bottle and how *pushes glasses up nose directly into brain* it’s not accurate to the source material. We also discuss being hopelessly down bad, whether or not the perfume is good, and the drift of language and orthography over time, before answering important questions about tinkl…

Auri does some rearranging and drawer swapping. We discuss the difference between “intently” and “intensely”, and then try to figure out what the hell is going on, and seeing things in a new [email protected] the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!…

Auri does some reflecting on this, her most-perfect place. We talk about the origins of the word Annulet, and how Auri’s reflexive self-denial is the closest we come to learning what her “deal” is. We also think about Auri’s saintly qualities, and whether the world really does care about her [email protected] the community on…

Auri checks her inventory. We wonder about the provenance and purpose of her gold ring, wander off into discussing how you used to be able to customize the sounds your computer made, and return to the podcast to talk about Auri’s inventory ritual, and how she is attempting to ground [email protected] the community on Disco…

NOTE: The original upload of this episode was incorrect. It has since been fixed. Thanks to those who wrote in to let us know.Auri strikes a match and begins to set things right. We talk about how Auri starts to make amends, but devolve into Parasocial Sleep Corner. We get back on track when we discuss how Auri’s systems of behaviour are a coping m…

Auri tends her own garden. We talk about how Auri’s experience on this page can be related to our own real-world experiences, and tangent off into a conversation about how fiction handles characters who really want to change the world (and Batman, specifically).Ten minutes later, we reel back around to the subject of the book. Sorta. @pageofthewind…

Auri gets burned and stubs her toe and sulks. We talk about Auri doing things sarcastically, and how a bad day can snowball, and a letter prompts us to think about what to do with [email protected] the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!…

Auri makes a trade that feels right. We talk about the Menders again, and whether we think Auri has got religion. We also talk about how Auri’s worsening conditions lead her to consider compromise, and how a small detail on this page is reminiscent of a trigger of Kvothe’s. And we finish things off with a “well-actually”-off.@pageofthewindpageofthe…

Auri knows in her heart of hearts that the blanket is ruined. We talk about Auri’s fundamental irrationality, how her activities kind of make a sort of sense, and explore the spiritual vibes of being processed. @pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!…

Auri is empty of tears. We talk about how to interpret Auri’s refusal to reuse her blanket, what ritual mean to Auri and the world, talk about screens and who is the most normal. @pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!…

Auri is unable to find a place to put her blanket. We talk about the illustration, including the mysterious Book of Secrets, learn why you shouldn’t make your bed, examine Jordana’s home life, compare what’s in the illustration with what’s in the prose, and indict Amazon. It’s a busy episode. @pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Dis…

Page 87: The Nonsense RecordAuri is hurt by the world’s rudeness. We talk about if Auri has lived a mortal age, come up with a crackpot theory that’s cracked even by our standards, and we discuss again the mysterious Book of Secrets. @pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, t…

Auri gets bitten, and transports her tiny charge to the surface. We talk about the ongoing mystery of who ate the soap, the American nature of the world of Temerant as it relates to the Giant Land Skunk, and then descend into a discussion of urban wildlife in general. @pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.g…

We're taking a short break as we round out the year. See you on February 1st 2025!Par Nick Alexander, Jordana Heney, & Jeremy Large

Auri saves a little critter … or does she? We talk about how Auri responds to a creature in distress, the unspoken similarities between Kvothe and Auri, and get confused about Christ - ‘tis the season, after [email protected] the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!…

Auri finds out what happened to her soap. We talk about Auri’s rage, and how it hints at a question at the core of the book. We also talk about anger more broadly - who is allowed to be angry in fiction, and how we, as a society, treat anger. @pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like th…

Auri’s soap is gone! We discuss despair, bricky niches, and [email protected] the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!Par Nick Alexander, Jordana Heney, & Jeremy Large

Auri plans her next unhappy route. We talk about Auri’s slightly premodern matches, list a few more reasons one might not want to go to Pickering, and why Auri might prefer Foxen’s light. @pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!…

The day gets a little worse as Auri runs out of soap. We talk about a particularly weird place-name, Auri’s read on Kvothe, and without Nick our remaining cohosts struggle to find things to discuss. Truly they are lost without Nick, as lambs without a shepherd. @pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6…

Foxen refuses to get out of bed this morning. We talk about truculence, tenebrousness, and Nick pops in briefly sounding like a demon due to a combination of a low quality mic and being sick. @pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!…

It’s a new day, and the vibes are bad. We talk about how we handle depression days, get a little down, and talk about the candle words on the page. @pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!Par Nick Alexander, Jordana Heney, & Jeremy Large

Auri wept. We talk about not believing reddit-brained nonsense, why Auri is weeping, and the resonances this brief chapter [email protected] the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!Par Nick Alexander, Jordana Heney, & Jeremy Large

Auri leaves behind something, then runs away and eats some pinecones. We talk about pine nuts, we *don’t* debate the nature of free will, and we talk about having good posture. @pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!…

Auri plays into the belief that fairies are real. We talk about how Auri is performing fairy-ness on this page, how Auri’s actions tie into the broader themes of the Kingkiller series, and the utility of breaking [email protected] the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!…

Auri leaves behind a lace doily, and attracts some unwanted attention. We talk about how much labour used to go into making everyday objects, the relationship between humankind, fairies, and crows, and fancy [email protected] the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!…

Auri takes one of our favourite things: an inventory . We talk about an answer to one of our long-standing questions, critique the farmers’ possessions, and where laurels grow in real life. @pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!…

Auri does what we all aspire to do: meet a sleepy dog. We talk about Auri’s Disney Princess Energy and fairylike activities, accuse the farm of being an exploitative agribusiness, and learn about Jordana’s friend who acquired a graveyard by accident. Recommended this episode: The Pope’s Exorcist (2023)@pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the communi…

The farmhouse is a treasure trove for sticky-fingered Auri, and we describe an illustration of a tree above a gravestone. We talk about who’s who, what the farm-denizens will learn from Auri’s visit, and discuss the use of “seemly”. @pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, te…

Auri continues to explore, and then possibly commits a fatal error! We open with a dire warning, discuss the fruit of the laurel tree, and that opens up a larger conversation about the place of trees in fantasy [email protected] the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!…

Auri explores the land outside the University town. We issue a bashful correction, talk about how Auri externalizes her feelings onto her surroundings, Jordana makes some outlandish claims without citing her sources, and we talk about clouds. @pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like th…

Auri scampers out of the Underthing, past the foreboding walls of Haven. We talk about chilling blue lights, get seriously cracked about Auri, Denna and the Moon, @pageofthewindpageofthewind.comJoin the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!Par Nick Alexander, Jordana Heney, & Jeremy Large

Auri finds some wood in the Underthing. We talk about how and why Auri hides from the moon, the passage of time, and discuss the properties of [email protected] the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like the show, tell a friend!Par Nick Alexander, Jordana Heney, & Jeremy Large

An illustration of where we last left Auri, sitting on a rooftop, waiting for Kvothe. Jordana analyzes the page in detail, and we talk about how the moonlight and Auri are visually connected on this page, illustration techniques for white on black, and how the artist draws our focus towards Auri. You’re also gonna hear a lot of nonsense about the p…

Seemingly rather sadly, Auri waits. We talk about The Hollybottle, how Auri don’t need no man, and we learn too late about radium and the Radium Girls. Recommended: The Only Harmless Great Thing by Brooke Bolander, and Blindsight by Peter [email protected] the community on Discord at https://discord.gg/tCZc6kXQcgIf you like t…