Fundamentally Transform The Pelt?

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“I don’t know…lot of Raccoons come to the lodge meeting every Sunday but still cant get it.”

“The pelt don’t mean nothin’ unless it’s parked on an apparatus of integrity.”

“Don’t think because we walk down the street sportin’ a pelt, everybody says “oh look at him he's a friendly Raccoon…what a fine man!”

“And then we go turn the corner and we’re snoopin’ around in other people’s garbage cans.”

“This lodge belongs to the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler…NOT US!”

“He expects us to maintain the lodge, not change it so we're comfy!”

“So lets' ask ourselves: what do we care about:”

“Upholding the integrity of the lodge, or only the convention?”

“The brotherhood of the pelt, or free burial in Bismarck North Dakota?”

“Why are we concerned whether the Canarsie style of mambo is more authentic than the Weehawken style?

“The hip action is all that matters!”

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