Off-Planet transmission 002: ablutions_transit_neophytes

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002: ablutions_transit_neophytes The second meeting between our subjects was held slightly later than scheduled due to circumstances beyond the Custodian’s control, he has assured me that future sessions will not be as intermittent. An undercurrent of uncleanliness flowed stubbornly beneath the conversation, alike a waste pipe constricted by human effluence. A regular occurrence at this point in the trial as participant’s minds wander, thoughts turning to previously implausible proposals presented before them. I recommend C.A.W. is instructed to carry out a deep cleanse of both occupant’s exteriors and interiors. There was further indication that A yearns to vacate their transitory domicile: I would like to analyse client interactions more closely to discover why he finds B so repellent. Reports of an extraterrestrial being in the lower decks should be addressed immediately: any alien life-forms present on board will seriously impede the progress of our study and could force yet another pod purge. There is new evidence of an emerging belief system based on their current source of entertainment. Should this be allowed to escalate we may witness the inception of the first religion outside of a habitable planet. Nostalgia permeated the encounter: A and B talked about former professions, vacations, first-times, and acquired skills they would both prefer not to relearn. The irony that they are unconsciously enduring a notoriously vigorous course of rehabilitation is not lost on me. Signed, An Observer Intermission: Adrift by Trap.Sin.Delete