BEARD SALAD #29 – No Maynard, No Cry

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Wedding commitments demand that Maynard miss an episode for the first time, but if you fear the podcast is rudderless without his tremendous comedy dick orienting the proceedings, FEAR NOT – the remainder of the Beard-tards do an excellent, wholly commendable job of staying the course. Seriously. They obviously don’t need him. Maynard might quit. Anyway, topics attacked: An exciting local school shooting!American Gun Laws!The undulating tendrils of Big Tobacco attempting to obstruct the glory of electronic cigarettes! Craycroft is bloated with hatred, and floats through the skies heralding doom for all that fall under his shadowCobble laments the missing MaynardMaynard’s wedding playlist gets dissectedCobble and Craycroft LOVE LEGOSScintillating Bible-themed sex toy discussionIf you smoke, you are a foolHUNTER CORRELL OF STAGECOACH INFERNO IS WRITING A BEARD SALAD THEME SONGCobble receives a spooky voicemailThe boys discuss the odds of Maynard crying like a little girl during his wedding, and formulate a plan to ensure itWhat is the perfect honeymoon? Going to the Bio-Dome and doing the Safety Dance? Driving to Austin? Staycation? Comic-Con? Hedonism?gigantic liquid bloodshit, 2014. AND MUCH, MUCH MORE! COME EACHA VEGGIES