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94. Masters of The Universe (1987)
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BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL...WHAT IS THIS?
A confused cheesy 80s Star Wars rip-off featuring the leather hotpants wielding, legs for days blonde bombshell Dolph Lungren talking in a muddled Swedish, English, and dubbed language that undoubtedly served as an inspiration to The Room's Tommy Wiseau?
Backed up by Gwildor, a furry fuckface Yoda-inspired, Ewok wannabe who gives Jar Jar Binks a run for his money.
Does Masters of the Universe induce a massive homoerotic erection with accompanying belly laughs at Gwildor's Tomfoolery?
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A sample of the topics discussed during the episode that felt like an Eternia include:
- Ben did not have the power of Greyskull or air conditioning during the episode.
- Does Ben's Macbook fan work as hard as he does?
- Durex, are you looking for sponsors?
- Whilst Ben slaves away at the Floggers reboot, Dan's been reading books and hanging out with underage kids at the lake.
- Dan keeps going about on the new website.
- Instead of just talking Star Wars, Dan makes Ben list every Star Wars rip-off ever made.
- Dan goes through the entire history of He-man without taking a breath.
- Dan doubles down on his dislike for Review it Yourself's Sean and The Batman.
- Due to heat exhaustion, flaming laptops and boredom, Ben lets Dan talk and talk.
- Who or what is a Greyskull?
- Has Earth ever looked so dull?
- How many off-brand characters can one film have?
- What would a leather hotpants wearing, cape swooshing, sword-wielding intergalactic warrior identify as on Earth?
- Are Skeltors ragtag group of mercenaries the worst boy band of all time?
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