Ep.214 – Tales of the Legion of Superheroes No. 7 (1985)

Darkseid's Couch

This time on the Couch: Mike, James, and Shée steal some flight rings and enlist with Tales of the Legion of Superheroes no. 7! It's teenage drama, 30th-century style as the Legion deals with the berserk pinball machines that are their hormonal systems! Who's sleeping with who? Who's gonna be an auntie? Will anyone ever touch disgusting dogboy Timberwolf? The answers won't be coming anytime soon, since there are, like, a thousand members on this team and they're lucky if they get their perfectly-toned bods in for a couple of panels apiece. Meanwhile, the handful of members who've decided to actually attempt to do their job have been stranded on a nightmare planet, which is why you never put duty ahead of mindless hedonism.