CXG409: I Need Some Balance

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We are starting off Twenty-SHINE-Teen right with the mid-season return of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. So much has happened since we last got together. Tonya has a shoulder sling... Suzanne has bread... and Amber has Loretta...

We also discuss Rachel Bloom's STUNNING look for the Critics' Choice Awards.

But enough about that. We have some burning -- possibly itching -- questions about episode 409, "I Need Some Balance." We double down to discuss:

Is there such as thing as "platonic panties?" Why didn't White Josh stop the slow-moving train collision? When was the last time Greg was at the gym? We know Maya said "NPH" but could it have possibly been ... "NP3?" Is Jason gone forever? Is Paula okay? She walked away from that mediation with a definite limp.

We answer your questions, award our Giant Pretzels of the week, and give our self-care recommendations for staying healthy and decidedly more Bunch-like.

SONGS:

Cats (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Riki Lindhome, Fred Armisen, Todrick Hall, Megan Amran, and chorus)

Doggy Dog (Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Adam Schlesinger, performed by Jack Dolgen)