B.O.M. - Episode 0119 - Geno's Itchy Culo
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The Bums are back in the rail yard for S4:E0119, where the prologue dives headlong into NFL updates and the Chicago Bears clown show; Jaquan Brisker is beyond concussed (IR), Thomas Brown takes the OC controls, Caleb Williams is outplayed by… well, almost everyone, the Bears notoriously slow starts on offensive (numbers don’t lie), and Packer week isn’t hitting like the ol’ days; QB journeyman Derek Carr is the first to 31; the KC Swifts put misogynistic asshole Harrison Butker on IR (karma police working OT); talk turns to NCAAF with IU cracking the Top 10 (but have they played ANYONE… crickets), latest Top 4 incudes Ohio State (not THE, just OS), Ducks, Horns and Penn State; baseball and the Cubs bid adieu to the Professor, Ian Happ gets gold hardware; pugilism is set for an epic embarrassment, with Iron Mike set to dance with serial douche bag Jake “Can’t Read” Paul (aka. Dancing With The Stars); Eddie casts on eye on Kaner and Conor at the United Center; and Paddy lights up Geno Auriemma like Chevy Chase’s house in Christmas Vacation (nobody, and I mean nobody, puts Caitlin in the corner).
The epilogue predictably includes another multi-universal beer review, this time at the hands Batavia IL’s pride, Energy City Brewing and their “Batisserie Chocolate Caliente” (ABV 10%), a delicious Imperial milk stout with chocolate, habanero & cinnamon (and maybe burnt marshmallow if you close your eyes); Old Irving Brewing’s seasonal line of Krampus sells our in a matter of hours (Festivus gods are pleased); Rocky rolls through a B.O.M. quarterly business review and a stat spotting update; discussion turns to post-election social media trends including the death of Twitter (fuck Elon Musk, I’ll never call it “x”) and the emergent BlueSky app; Rocky tries his hand at emulating Paddy’s IDKNT segment with a send off, celebrating absolute legend Quincy Jones (and 11 fast facts); the weather in Chicago is changing how we dress and pay utility bills; Paddy’s Notes include a tutorial on what happens when you’re stupid and get hooked by the PoPo; and close with a new trend of Blue Women who are shaving their heads and striking coitus. All of this majesty while enduring election hangovers of the Nth degree. Get some before Rocky is deported.
Recorded on November 14th, 2024 at B.O.M. northwest headquarters ‘The Eagle’s Nest’ in Chicago, IL USA.
Chapitres
1. New Chapter (00:00:00)
119 episodes