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Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

In the city of Vienna there are a number of missing persons. Normally these are children, drunks, and prostitutes. Normally they’re never found. However, the SCP Foundation is alerted once 3 bodies turn up in completely different states from one another.

One of them is little more than a pile of bones and gore, one is missing their lower half, and the other is missing all of their internal organs, to say the least. Perhaps this is some sort of animal? However, if the SCP Foundation is involved, it’s rarely so simple. The teeth wounds on these bodies appear to be human, though 6 times larger than any normal human.

Quickly this trio of field agents is dispatched into the sewer system to investigate further, and before long they discover a fanciful metal door, with a tattered and moldy red carpet exiting from it.

Where does this door lead? What is snatching people off the streets and eating them? What has such large human teeth? What is a grabbenwulfen? Tune in and find out!

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Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Bashscript, The Splintersmith, Sapper Supreme, Lost Limey, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

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