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Bad Counsel

Sound Bites

• "There's some altitude there."
• "I've had Lyme before."
• "She's got to like pull a tick out of the car."
• "It's like if you wish on a monkey's paw, you'll get the wish but it executes in the most terrible way possible."
• "That was Greg in Chicago with Dave, right? If I recall correctly, yeah. Oh, is that where you met Dave at Penn State?"
• "My first year roommate had sex with so many different guys and she would do it in the room while I was sitting there."
• "You played with other teams, you had like 24 kids. What sport did you play, you know? Three-man football. Katie was the punter."
• "I did have a slightly sexual experience on the football field once, Katie. Yeah, I did. It was..."
• "And that's where Tim's predilection for shoving women to the ground in sexual situations came about."
• "clog the toilet."
• "What color was it?"
• "That's where that dime went."
• "Well, and maybe even invite her back for a threesome, right?"
• "I need you to hold this for me until tomorrow. Just ground beef, you know."
• "We kissed in front of him at a party. And he was like, how's your new apartment? We're like, it's good. The bed is comfortable."
• "Who are they playing this weekend? Who are they playing? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah."
• "Yeah, well, we love baseball. I mean, that's the thing we like to pay attention to, you know what I mean?"
• "No, I love baseball. I won like $1,500 this week gambling on baseball."
• "We love the show? Wow."
• "Move on."
• "Louise, she's a fucking asshole!"

Chapters

00:00
Dealing with Ticks and Lyme Disease

02:16
Dealing with Ticks and Lyme Disease (Continued)

05:37
Letting Go of Hoarding

14:49
Roommate Tales

25:50
Social Media and Conflict

28:23
Nostalgia and Reconnecting with the Past

30:26
Approaching Social Events with Humor

33:04
Exploring Foot Fetishes and Kinks

39:31
Humor and Lightheartedness in Conversations

45:27
Humorous Anecdotes and Bodily Functions

52:30
Dealing with a Talkative Person During a Walk in the Woods

56:41
The Curability of Leprosy and the Antibiotic Dapsone

59:24
Humor and Funny Stories as a Defense Mechanism

01:02:36
Setting Boundaries and Being Direct in Social Interactions

01:12:06
The Challenges of Attending Live Sports Events

01:16:12
The Art of Ghosting: Avoiding Difficult Conversations

01:19:30
Choosing Grandparent Names: A Fun Activity for Couples

01:25:45
Disliking Spouse's Friends

01:29:07
Vindication and Disliked Friends

01:32:13
Fun and Light-hearted Conversations

01:36:27
Different Sports Preferences

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