AOF - Episode 32

Attack On Fiction

Show agenda: Land Before Time Fan Fiction, What ordinary LOTR job would you do?, Joint Top 3 Fictional Characters we would be friends with in Highschool

Seb opens the show by taking us to the Land Before Time, but certainly not the land before dinosaur puberty. As the dinosaurs grow up they need to learn about the birds and the bees... or, whatever the prehistoric equivalent is. The fan fic wasn't quite saucy enough, so Brandon and Tom helped fix that.

The crew takes a shallow dip into Tolkein's Lord of the Rings universe. While all the attention is put on the heros lets face it, you would likely be born a peasant, live out your entire life in a tiny village, and pass away without anyone remembering you. Accepting that sad truth, the boys look at what their profession would be if they lived during the Third Age.

Finally, we imagine we went to a fictional high school where every other fictional character also attended. Who, in the entire fictional universe, would we want to be friends with? You'll have to listen to find out.

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