Is negotiation a foreign concept in the MSW world? How many times can one say, 'Ark Of Steel'? What can our attraction to Nick Nolte tell us about ourselves? Will a 'Ready For Shreddy' ever show up in our offices? And when are we going to get to the Slayer episode of MSW?Par Cabot Cove Confidential

Why did it take us so long to cover this season? What is a resonable price to have your own Cabot Cove Confidential? Can we stay on track? And when did our CandyMan Hingle Voice get mixed up with our Pirate Voice?Par Cabot Cove Confidential

Is the toy buisness really this Machiavellian? Will Damien's rebrand to 'Husband' work? Is Brian a worse co-worker or boyfriend? Who refills that fog machine? How is ths episode so chock full of nothing? Can Pistol Pete overcome his trauma? And why did it take so long for us to get through season 8?

Which Seth will we have today? Where are these extras now? Is Robin Dishman more deadly than a remote control car? Will Jarvis still be able to enjoy chillaxing pita time? How long did JB date Mr Wiggins? And if Mason used coasters, would his killer have gone free?Par Cabot Cove Confidential

How many terrible people can you stuff in one house? Would life sized Chia Burt Reynolds be a best-seller, a possible investment, or a stepping stone to salon stardom? Is it worse to confuse Phil for Barney, or to miss a giant handprint while processing a crime scene? Was Blitzen’s barking clue just him asking for treats? And did Alex try to kill M…

Was Peter Gabriel an Aztec emperor? How much archeology is enough archeology to write about it? What's the best way to threaten your boss? Why is Enrico messing around when he's already landed Consuella? And when is the best time to discuss continuing benefits options after an employee threatens their boss?…

What's the sound of an animtronic saxiphone? Could allergy tests cost more than vacations? Does JB constuct a parent trap for doctors? And can using a jazz clown animatronic as a car pool lane dummy endanger your marriage?Par Cabot Cove Confidential

What's the story with Ian's hair? Why is it the worst when he should be looking his best? How does it look so good when he's working? And why does Damien care so much?Par Cabot Cove Confidential

Can clamp marks be the overlapping bane of both woodworking and constructive murder plots? Are you a Sonny or a Devin? What are your thoughts on a nostalgia gag reflex? And what's an appropriate waiting period for throwing shade at your late husband's auto choices after killing him?Par Cabot Cove Confidential

Can Atkin's Diet jokes work? What's the story with Fontaine's hair? How radical is The Radical Solution? Is JB wearing a shawl, a cape, or a scarf? And would K-9 have wrapped this up quicker?Par Cabot Cove Confidential

Is Annie OK, is she ok, is she ok, Annie? Is Alien Ant Farm ok? Is Richie’s lameness genetic? How long will Damien be able to hold back Hulk Danzig? Which of his jobs is Armand the most incompetent at? Will we find out in the next 'found' Anne Rice book? And what’s the story with DeVere?Par Cabot Cove Confidential

Where's Kevin Maxwell? Is he with Devin? Could the Grandma debate be the highlight of season 7? Can prop houses be evil or does Ben just want JB to think he's cool? Are dollar movies worth the bats? And did you notice the shoes?

Should you bring a wind machine to your new town? What’s your stance on stranger foot rubs? Most obvious wig award? Is Rob Zombie an MSW fan? Why would a stealth ninja / fake witch leave both finger prints AND a flower pedal signature? And is it weird that CSI:CC spun off from a show that didn’t premiere for nearly a decade?…

What kind of charm does Geoffrey possess? Is bolo on a Bolo the new high fashion or just a symptom of self-sent roses? How is Barry going to handle finding out that the stage maintenance was a ruse to smoke out the killer? And is our terrible Hulk Hogan impersonation more dead than the ballerinas who dance the lead in this show?…

Can Damien say Lermentov? What are Jennie's thought on horse ownership? Does Michael's story match his actions? How fast can you read an entire mystery novel? And what would you even call someone who owns horses?

Who is Chuckles Wryly? Can you tell a railroad tie from a railroad spike, and which is worse for the hairline? Is Phil Arkham the most likable villain or just a man speaking truth to power? Would you forgive a beloved family pet over a beloved family member? And did MSW steal the seat position clue from a classic Pauly Shore film?…

Was Eddie ever majoring in anything besides bus station cons and young girlfriends? Is crossing Diesel and Angel a good idea? Would Hulk Hogan be better as JB or as Michelle Tanner? Are compacts still a thing? And what are you going to do when Pastamania runs wild on you?Par Cabot Cove Confidential