willy wonka i don't want all this stuff to happen to you but its what you get for inviting an incel to your factoryListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Par Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

There's a serious man problem on the Left? I know just the people to fix it. Join professional boy whisperers Spencer, Ty, Andy as they answer all the questions that weigh heavily on the minds of this nation's young men.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew S…

Now I'm not saying you SHOULD bet on this. I'm not saying you WILL bet on this. But I am saying you SHOULD bet on it. Join electoral aficionados Spencer, Ty, Andy as they give you a 100% accurate rundown of the electoral futures of Donald Trump, Kamala Harris, Jill Stein, Chase Oliver, Claudia De La Cruz, Randall Terry, and Cornel West.Support us o…

In a lonely vessel in space, one doctor and one android must solve an intergalactic mystery....... or leave the fate of the universe to chance. Coming Thursdays 8/7CT on NBC.Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Par Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

Hello boils and ghouls, I'm glad you could make it to our Halloween party! Be prepared... for some SCARES! Join Spencer, Ty, Andy, and special guest Hesse Deni -- of Seeking Derangements + Movie Mindset -- as they dive back into a world of terrifying tales of terror, devilish demons and beastly boogeymen on All Hallow's Eve!Support us on Patreon fo…

nessie nation rise up! i guess that's just scotland now that i think about it. anyways, get ready for one last Halloween episode, out on Halloween!Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Par Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

In a year roiled by right-wing resentment, raised consciousness on the left, and a general sense of despair at the twilight of the Obama era, the world of video games grapples with its identity and relationship to mainstream culture as a whole.Par Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

I was a little too high for an episode as spooky as this one. I took it out but the whole time I was screaming "Aiieee!" Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they look for the perfect Halloween costumes....... and maybe something deeper?Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069,…

just in time for spooky season. are we still calling it that? or has that gone the way of "targét" and "sporpsball"?Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Par Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

Relive a podcast classic with your family this Halloween season! Or don't. I don't care. Join Spencer, Ty, Andy, Branson, Andrew, Charles, Homer, Marge, Maggie, Elon Musk, Roger Ebert, Vash the Stampede, Maniac Magee, Former Vice President Spiro Agnew, Charli XCX, and many more as they try to finally build that damn monorail in Springfield!Support …

i hate this shit so much. im about to beat spencer over his head with a hammerListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Par Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

Don't worry, Andy's gonna be here any day now. Join Spencer and Ty as they wait for their friend to start the stupid podcast already. It's not like they picked an unreasonable time or anything.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Josh O'Brien,Tash Die…

if you defend the abuse of these majestic creatures then i'm sorry: you're going to Super HellListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Par Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

There are two kinds of time... and every time you're trying to have a good time, a bad time's gonna come through and ruin it! Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy along with guest Emma Berquist (DEVILS UNTO DUST; MISSING, PRESUMED DEAD) as they continue their psychological deep dive into the mind of one John Fadule through his literary oeuvre.Support us on P…

if i could have one superpower it would be to have peace in the middle east. prayer emojiListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Par Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

As GamerGate draws closer and closer, Spencer, Esther, and Hannah take a look at behind-the-scenes developments reshaping the internet and the coalition of angry young men on the front lines against feminism's rising fourth wave.Par Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

Move over, Mayans M.C. and Breaking Bad. There's a new FX darling. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they create an animal crime-based TV show that actually kind of rocks. Like I, the omniscient narrator, would watch it.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith…

indiana jones is the rizzler. not sure what i'm saying here anymore you can just ignore meListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Par Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

Bank accounts. Fast cars. Scripted accolades. A yacht. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they begin a journey into the one-of-a-kind mind of author John Fadule, and his tale of sex, manipulation, and twisted loyalties: 2024's "Daydreams and Nostalgia".Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/month patro…

this jason guy is scary af. i hope he doesn't kill me in 3D!!Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Par Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

In this episode of Get Cynical, there's corruption and controversy in the world of gaming. Meanwhile, a new generation of gamers and developers tries to change the way we look at games.Par Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

Thsi is just like "Da Boys" only with more swearing. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they determine whether a litany of superpowers are better or worse than having $1,000,000 USD in your bank account tax-free.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Josh O'…

i would not go back to 2009 if you paid me man. what a desolate time in american historyListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Par Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

In this week's daring adventure, our heroes find themselves in a more treacherous situation than ever before! Join Andyana Jones, Miriam Statutory, and their army of ethnic sidekicks as they try to find the Ruby of Diidorack... or die trying!Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Fi…

On a brand new season of Get Cynical, Spencer, Hannah, and Esther dive into the early history of internet communities and discuss feminism, atheism, gaming, message boards, and the slow collision course of these cultures.Par Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

Don't let Spencer try to sway you with his silver tongue. Football will always reign supreme. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they try to determine which is more powerful: sports or vidya.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Josh O'Brien,Tash Diehart, R…

why are there so many podcasts about rainbows. is it just because theres a lot of podcastsListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Par Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

Pack your ass up we're going to the Holiday Manor. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they make world-shattering choices that might just affect everybody on Earth.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Josh O'Brien,Tash Diehart, Rach, Phraja, Abbie Phelps, C…

sorry if its not hot pockets i don't know how to make it. Chef Spencer might thoughListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Par Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

Howard Stern ain't got nothing on us except decades of broadcasting experience. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they receive questions from fans about that only they can solve. Special thanks to users: simon__w, jockohomosexual, hellgirlwalking, bigboybreni, axonradial, atomicpetra, hughjideot, adamn, and atpfchengsshoppinforjazzrecords for calling i…

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You know what the scariest thing actually is? The unknown. That or a really big monster with a chainsaw. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they rank the scariness of many classic fears, as well as get into some cross-timestream shenanigans.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb…

eric roberts you are a dirty dirty boy & no longer welcome in this ikeaListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Par Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

I need a vacation.... from this vacation!!! Am I right, folks? Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they plan their summer getaway to a land of sun, surf, and magma.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Josh O'Brien,Tash Diehart, Rach, Phraja, Abbie Phelps, C…

we're going to blow deadpool 3 out of the water. kevin feige is going to buy this podcastListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Par Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

I never knew how sexy LOST is I should watch that shit. Do they blow open the Smoke Monster or what? Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they go back into the fanfiction vaults and find some delectable little erotic fables based on your uncle's favorite shows.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/month…

we're sitting down & discussing the issues that matter to real AmericansListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Par Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

What's up guys? I was stuck in Atlantic City all day catching airborne chlamydia, so join Spencer and Andy as they rank the universe's iciest, creamiest treat: gelato! Nah I'm playing you know it's ice cream. You saw it in the title and everything.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $10/month patro…

move over tucker carlson we're the new game in townListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Par Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

This is, pound for pound, the smartest episode we've ever done. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as in this formerly-paywalled masterpiece, where three of the most intelligent podcast creators on the market teach you about so many facts that your brains will melt out of your ears. Eat it, Roman Mars!Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.c…

da boys are back in down bc im the busiest lady in the whole entire world. enjoy the boys, you love the boysListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Par Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

Sorry we missed Pride Month by a couple days. In our defense we were out doing gay shit. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they enjoy a smorgasbord of Pride-themed tier lists, including a walk through the mind of a 15 year old bisexual, Community gay headcanons, and more.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to…

*every character from every game, comic, cartoon, TV show, movie, and book reality come in with everything for a HUGE town meeting*Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Par Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

George Miller you are a wild man for this one. You are a messed-up crazyguy for directing this thing. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they talk about the gritty underbelly of George Miller's 1998 movie that many critics called "a dark, twisted fantasia," as well as suggest directions that a potential threequel could take.Support us on Patreon for $5,…

ngl if i saw a lizard that big id probably crap my pantsListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Par Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

Walt Jr will NEVER be a member of the Blue Man Group. Not if I have anything to sya about it. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy -- along with special guest Dan Carney -- as they read some nasty ass fanfiction about your favorite 2000's television characters getting their junk blown out and getting pregnant and crap.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10…

theyre never making that gd Blade movie are theyListen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.Par Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

Get ready for your new holiday tradition (NOTE: only if you're gay!) Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they come up with thirty days worth of holidays for the month of June, so that you can show your gay pride and maybe get a little poon or butt while you're at it.Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv.A big shout-out to our $1…

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