G'Day , fellow losers. I found meself wif some recordin' time left over, so I thought I'd give yous a sample of me upcomin' novel, 'The Book of Ferret'. Written by Madison Doll. Here's the first 27 pages of the audiobook. Yous can also get it as a print book or a ebook. Ferret is a pint-sized bogan from the Hawkesbury in NSW Australia. He is songwr…

G'Day fellow cockbreaths. Uncle Ferris here again. In our final show I'll take yous all fru a few songs where we have another go at the Muzzos, the terrorists, the Abos and everyone else, just for good measure. Me mum always said ya can't give one wifout the other. So, here goes. Ferret is a pint-sized bogan from the Hawkesbury in NSW Australia. He…

G'day fellow losers. It's Ferris Cutler here again wif some more songs from Ferret and the Pheromones. If yous wanna know more about me, have a look and listen to Episode 1. Today I'll talking you fru 6 more of me songs. Today we'll be listenin' to songs about fat shits, people who get offended at every fucken' thing, about how vindictive folks can…

Welcome, shitheads. This is your old mate Ferris Cutler here wif show number3 of only 5 podcasts. Today I'll talk your fru another 7 satirical songs. We take aim at rich cunts, socialism, Christians (again) and whities. Ferret is a pint-sized bogan from the Hawkesbury in NSW Australia. He is songwriter and lead singer for The Pheromones - a mythica…

G'Day fellow losers. In today's show I'll be talking you fru 7 songs what I writ. Among other fings I take the piss out of private schools (for you Poms that's private schools), Christians, and the me Too movement. Ferret is a pint-sized bogan from the Hawkesbury in NSW Australia. He is songwriter and lead singer for The Pheromones - a mythical par…

This is the first of 5 shows where I use some heavy-handed satire to take the piss out of everyone and everyfing I feel like. In today's show I have a go at Australia, The NSW Teachers' Federation, and the Muzzos, as well as some other rude stuff. So, here’s the lowdown. Me names Ferris Cutler, but they call me Ferret. I hail from the Outer Western…