There was a little snatch of songy-ness I had years and years ago when I was improvising stuff after smoking weed. I decided to make a song out of it and stuff. It's that usual theme of humans destroying the Earth, and me being an alien and looking on. My voice is poop today, to the extent that I'm almost a little embarrassed to post this.…

This is a really, really, realllllly rough draft of a song, part of which I will re-record and use in the movie I'm makin'. It's a song about someone who thinks things are not going to get better being reassured by someone who thinks they're gonna get better. Person number one is skeptical.

This is a REALLLLLLLY old little ditty. I wrote it back in 2000, so it's about 25 years old. Geez, man. I thought I'd do a little updated version of it with souped up lyrics and a rap and live drums and stuff. Here it is. Do us humans have free will? Or is there a little homunculus running things inside our brains and we don't know it?…

This song came to me in a dream this morning, so I made it into a song about who we dug ourselves into our own graves here in the US. Yay, us! Yay!

This song, well, I guess it has its moments, but I couldn't get a good mix to save my life, so overall, it sounds like shit. Enjoy!

I saw a KTLA news story the other day that said an asteroid is coming toward earth and might affect us. All the commenters were like, good, cuz our world is going to shit, anyway. That's what this song is about.

This is the next song in the Loosey Goosey Lucifer album, part 2. The Drinking Church people hear about what happened in that past life when Loosey Goosey Lucifer did a brave thing and got burned. Her past act of bravery inspires them to fight the good fight, in light of the dictator, Murpt.

I'm posting this song while there's still free speech - that might be around for much longer. I sorta messed up the hair in the turd picture. Anyway, I think the song is kinda self-explanatory.

This is the next song in the Loosey Goosey Lucifer Album, Part 2. She decides to tell her friends, the people of the Tiny Church, that she was burned in a past life and rose like a phoenix outta the ashes. She's hoping that, maybe in a weird way, it'll give them hope and inspire them to fight against Murpt. Stay tuned for what happens next.…

This is a rough cut of a song that could potentially be good if I didn't sing like ass. The after effects of the flu virus makes my voice sound like ass. But maybe I'll record a better version when my voice doesn't sound like ass.

This is a nice li'l song to go with "I'm Drinking Beer for Christmas." It's a teeny tiny bit apocalyptic. I'll leave it to the listener to decide why I feel apocalyptic.

The title probly sez it all.

I'm just lying around on my ass cuz I got the flu, but it gets so boring and depressing that I had to do something music related. I asked my dreams what my next song should be about; I fell asleep and had a dream that said, "Grandpa and Grandma and I are writing songs about parallel universes." That sounded just fine for a song idea. It might be ki…

I was in a reverie state the other night, when the hook of this song came to me. I coulda made this song darker than it turned out, based on the lyrics of the hook, but I went for something less dark than it coulda been. It's about spirits of the dead comin' and giving warnings about things, and stuff like that. Oh, lordy lord, this year is getting…

This is a re-working of a song I did a while back; I wasn't very happy with the original versions of this song; but I realized it would go really well as the next song in the Loosey Goosey Lucifer Part 2 album, so here it is.

This one might be boring. I'm working on an animated movie thingy, and I realized some of the talking formed a melody, so I made a song outta it.

I'm working on a movie based on a series of comic books I did back in 2020; there's a character in it, or sorta like a character, who is a wind-storm. I wanna make some ominous music that goes with the storm when it first shows up. The first part is my attempt to make something eerie and ominous and creepy to go with the storm. It's gonna go throug…

Sorry about the repeat; this version's better. I mean, it's the same version, but a little bit souped up. I decided the B-phrase needed that full-church sound, cuz it was immensely dissatisfying the other way.

This is another Christmas Song; it's about that big star that was in the sky that the Wise Men followed and all that, so they could bring presents to Baby Jesus. The dream I got it from was like, hey, that big, bright star was someone's way of sayin', "take a look over here!" It was sky-sign-language of sorts.…

This is a song about not feeling very Christmas-y. In cases like this, it's always a good idea to drink beer.

This is the next song in the Loosey Goosey Lucifer album, Part 2. Loosey Goosey Lucifer, the Goddess of Light, who rides a magic, singing fly, is reflecting on a past life as a human, where she was burned at the stake for speaking out against the bad politicians in whatever land she lived in at the time. She now fears for her friends because Murpt …

This is the next song in the Loosey Goosey Lucifer album; it is sung from the point of view of the fly. Sorry this is such a crap mix. Oh yeah, I pirated the song I did about a week ago about going to the Land of Booze. I realized, in retrospect, that the melody and churchy-ness would make for a good Loosey Goosey Lucifer song.…

I have a bad feeling about 2025. Sometimes my premonitions are right, and sometimes they're wrong. I hope this one is wrong.

This is a song about the Land of Booze.

This is the next song in the second Loosey Goosey Lucifer album. Stay tuned for more! It's sort of a rough mix. Sorry 'bout that.

Here's the song from yesterday, but a little beefed up.

This little ditty is the song that's gonna accompany this scene in this weird little animated movie I'm making. The scene pictures people running away. The picture is of the people who are running away.

Don't say I didn't warn you. But I hope I'm wrong.

Loosey Goosey Lucifer, the Goddess of Light, who rides a magic, singing fly came knocking on my door. This is the second song in the next LGL album. I don't know at what pace I'll do this album - I'll have to see how quickly the songs want to come to me. The last Loosey Goosey Lucifer album came to me at lightning speed. I have a feeling this one m…

Okay, here's the song I recorded yesterday with a new ending thingy added to it. Gotta get this song out there before the Censorship Beasts show up! (Maybe I'm being paranoid, but maybe not).

I'm not feeling very musical today.

The idea for the next song came to me, so I made a wee li'l rough draft, which I'll follow up with next week, with a more fleshed out version and all that.

Yesterday, I got up, and I checked in with myself about what emotions I was feeling. I felt a Great Sadness that was all around me. The sadness wasn't just my sadness - the sadness was coming from the land. The sadness was coming from spirits. The sadness was coming from people. The sadness was everywhere. I was in the Land of Crying Ghosts, so tha…

I attempted to do the most depressing banjo song in the world.

I was working on an animated movie I'm making, and there's this one part where the characters come across as being stoners in the desert. That inspired this song. It's about stoners in the desert. Anyway, my voice is all jacked up today, so I'm hoping to re-record this little ditty soon-ish.

Here's another one of those drunk church songs. This is from when they survived that tornado.

I listened to the song I recorded yesterday after the fact and realized the rap was abysmal. So, I went back and revised it. Here's,, yet again, another version of that same old song. And there's the back of the book that I posted the front of yesterday.

Well, okay, I thought last week's song was the last song of the Fucked Up Relationship Album, but I wasn't all the way happy with how it turned out, so I took another stab at it. Who knows? Maybe next week, I'll realize I wasn't happy with this version and will take, yet, another stab at it. Pretty soon, there will be millions of versions of this s…

Damn, I've come to the end of the Fucked Up Relationship Album, Part 4 (and the Fucked Up Relationship Album, in general). Wow, man, wow. I started The Fucked Up Relationship Album, Part 1 in September or October of 2022. It's weird to be comin' to the end of something that's been a part o' my life for such a long time. Man, man, man. Anyway, this …

I was all woohoo happy with last week's song, and then this week rolled around, and I felt a wee bit of dread in the pit of my stomach. I realized: Chances are the next song won't be as good as the last one. This is not a low-self-esteem-ish thing - it's more of a statistics thing. On any given day, we are more likely than not do something that's i…

This is the next song in the Fucked Up Relationship Relationship Album, Part 4. It's a reprise of the very first song on Fucked Up Relationship Album, Part 1. Yup, I'm wrapping this up. Geez, man, I wonder what I'll do next.

I'm putting a parental advisory picture on this song in order to serve as a trigger warning, cuz this song deals with suicidal stuff. This song's gonna be part of an animated movie I'm working on about this horrible ear condition I came down with in 2019, which persisted into 2020. Well, I still have it, but it got more manageable in late 2020. It'…

I wrote a couple songs about snails recently. This is one of them.

This is the next song in the Fucked Up Relationship Album, Part 4. It's a true story! Y'know how you send your ex's stuff back them after you break up? Well, this is how that all went.

Sometimes I wonder if, even though my ego tells me I'm a relatively decent person, I'm really quite bad underneath. Maybe stuff I'm doing these days that is socially acceptable by today's standards, but it is actually nefarious by a more objective standard. Y'know, like, maybe someday in the far, far distant future, whatever race of beings is alive…

This is the next song in the Fucked Up Relationship Album, Part 4. The main character has gotten away from her gross ex-boyfriend and is relishing in her new-found freedom.

Here's another existential number for you all. It's, yes, another existential little ditty, questioning the nature of existence and all that jazz.

The more I slog through this life, the more I realize there's nothing protecting any of us. If there are guardian angels, they seem to be out to lunch somewhere when we most need them. Rather than the universe being a big, unified, loving whole, governed by a compassionate force, I've come to the conclusion that the universe is a dumb place of chao…

This is the next song in the Fucked Up Relationship Album, Part 4. The main character is reflecting on how he treated her horribly, but, as far as she knew, he treated his other girlfriends well. Is it cuz she's a horrible person??? Is it????

Here's the momentous event, the break up call (the next song in the Fucked Up Relationship Album, Part 4). It's the break up call! The BREAK UP CALL! My office mate was privy to the whole thing. True story.