This is it. The REAL last episode. Nate’s got a new toy and punishes Tyler with it. The takes are hot. The discourse is here. No animal facts. We listen to your messages. Look, I’m not gonna belabor this any further. This is the end. Everything everywhere ends. 160+ hours. 47 guests. But it started with two dudes exploring old stories and their fri…

This is it. It all ends here. But what is an ending if not a beginning everlasting? Semisonic closing time.

Time to meet god. Toobin! Featuring @EmilyBard20 THE GREAT RED DRAGON IS HERE Never take drugs.

Stop whatever you’re doing and watch RRR. Are you a Ram or a Bheem? Joining the Morphy Boys to talk about book 53 is Amanda (@GalacticUmami). All you ghost writers can kick rocks, because our main B in apartment 23 Kathy Apples is back in charge. Amanda gets in there hot with some wrestling facts. We assign some homework. Lots of homework. Tyler bu…

Jon (@vernacularshift) joins the Morphy boys to discuss the necessary evil of book 52. Nate does not welcome Jon. Nate hates bearded men. Do you know rabbits scream? Scott Baculum. We also talk about what being a soldier does to your soul. To lighten it up, Tyler introduces a new game that’s taking the nation by storm!…

Marco, Tobias and Ax form the finesses crew as they go forth to kidnap a governor! Nate thinks that bats are just leathery birds, Tyler attempts a moment of silence for our dear sweet dead dog (RIP Nepal). Lil regals us with stories of unemployment, being bombed, and Duck Facts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We also explore the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River i…

Travis (@WlkngCntradctn) and Sasha return to talk about the Cassie book where she recruits disabled kids. I’m not gonna get longwinded about this but we tie morbius to this book.

What kind of cop would you be? Is a pun a pun or is it wordplay? Yehuda (@M2Yehuda) comes in hot at being smarter than everyone (but especially Nate). Do you like Big Macs? We do. It causes some controversy. Nate hates McDonald’s fries. We’re getting literature professor serious with it. No one likes Tyler’s idea about Rachel being a surrogate moth…

Joining the Morphy Boys to talk about god knows what is Lilac (@anxiousounce). Rachel is a Freddy Krueger in this one! It’s nightmare on nightmares on White House’s on nightmare! What do you do when you have a nightmare? Nate likes nightmares. It’s David vs Rachel, y’all. With Crayak too. Tyler is too old to watch children movies. We all share nigh…

Who’s ready to talk about race? Lauren (@laurenfraz) joins the Morphy Boys to talk about the most problematic and insensitive Animorphs book. Tyler got it ALL out. It’s all out. Lauren teaches us about Water Ice. Nate posits that The Sunken Place is the most alluring part of Get Out. Hot Thomas Kincaid takes in this one. This book is icky. Racially…

Bare witness to us, the Morphy Boys, trying Oreos and nacho cheese live on air. Witnessing the horrors is one Felix (@felixforrester) and he is shown horrors beyond human comprehension. But really, Oreos and nacho cheese is quite delicious, if the nacho cheese is warm enough. Tyler shows his ignorance with Deep Space 9. What is Visser 2 all about a…

The Morphy Boys try fan made beer for the podcast. Jen Beaupre (@invisiblecake) joins them for some numetal madness. This episode is sick and twisted. We have ghostwriter facts. Sammy Sosa facts? Bring back Dance Dance Revolution, you cowards. What was your DDR song? Sometimes you need a lost spouse expert. Marco goes emotion mode. Would you save y…

From the heart of Criminal Island, Sezza (@the_sezza) joins the Morphy Boys to hop a roo “down under.” That’s right, we’re going to Australia. Crack open the Fosters and throw some shrimp on the Barbie. Please don’t just stop drinking. You will die. This book is like a little bit of Vegemite on your toast. Don’t let grandmas touch you. Sezza teache…

Twitters Wettest Boy Space Goat (@TheSpaceGoat2) joins the Morphy Boys to talk Tobias, being a child, having Covid, and parents divorce. Space Goat comes in hot with plagiarized model facts. We do a cute little bird hop into a dark torture book. Every Tobias book is a torture book. Tyler is going to be a good father to wee lad Space Goat and it’s i…

Joining the Morphy Boys and munching on Jake’s favorite snack is Will (@mantross1)! Rachel has big Abe Vigoda energy on the cover. Tyler tells a story about how a patient gave him lice. Nate could solve that. Helmacrons solved the gender war. Which ninja turtle is which animorph? We talk about our Lost Episode. Honestly, I listened to this a few da…

Anna (@crabandfrog) joins the Benedetta Boys for Verhoeven Chat!!! Jake is having a bad day. The violence is visceral. The future is frumpy. Perhaps a Matrix is afoot! Jake is at capacity and Anna hates to agree with that smooth brain. Time for another Tyler Trauma Session wooo *air horn.* Y’all ever lie to authority figures to make friends? We all…

Tyler makes a birthday wish. Today the Morphy Boys are joined by another Nate (@SplintersmithNC) to talk about Megamorphs 4. There are too many Nate’s in the episode so we call one Trash. The masculine urge to be a deals goblin. The boys try to wrap their minds around 90s liberal brain. Race talk in the 90s was Not Fresh. We get Tyler’s Parenting C…

Tyler is under attack from some flower hating fools. Joining Nate to have a bad flower takes is Sasha! Sasha and the Morphy Boys are here to talk about Animorphs 40, the bee book, The Other. Were you watching sitcoms and things? Chandler does so much cocaine. Marco sees an andalite on tv! Tyler almost loses his Power Rangers cred. Ax invented a TiV…

Oh hell. Here it is. This is the most deranged episode we’ve ever done. Joining the Morphy Boys is @bobdisgea to talk about… book 39. The Buffalo book. Nate tries to cultivate racial powers. Fathers and no sons. Tyler shows off. The Joker. Sentience is a curse. Buffahuman says ACAB. Protect your herd.…

The farting has to work or this all falls apart. Making it all work with the Morphy Boys is returning champion: the renowned Animorphs creature artist, Char Reed (@CharReedArt)! Nate has some hot Dune takes. Frunk is an underutilized term. Ax is an important animorph because he knows science and how time works. Andalite are space nerds. What kind o…

It’s the Animorphing Time spoooopy/spooooky episode. Jumping in to join the Morphy Boys to talk about book 37 and cheetahs and weaknesses is the wonderful Tatsyl (@atxhellcat). We’re drinking Pumpkin Spice. The Morphy boys share a secret: they love Boones Farm Fine Wines. We learn cheetahs invented covid-19 in Oregon. We did it. We blew it all up. …

It’s the Animorphing Time morning zoo crew awooooga! Joining the Morphy boys is Malassa from @BigMissStakePod to talk about orcas and “Atlantis.” Oh baby. Nate comes in hot saying that this is his favorite Animorphs book. Watch out, baby, Atlantis is coming! Malassa comes in even hotter with her name pronunciations. Nate remembers too much of Water…

Animorphs artist extraordinaire Chris Grine (@chrisgrine) sits down with the Morphy Boys to discuss the second Animorphs graphic novel, The Visitor. We review Chris’s book, Chris talks about his process, and then we all answer questions sent in from you—the deranged listeners. It’s… uh… a wild one.

Nate cannot be cucked. Nate is uncuckable. Bug (@Pot8oToesies) joint the Morphy Boys. Won’t you join our fourple?

Rum Radlers for all! Tyler makes an awful drink. The Morphy Boys are thrown off by Marco (@kaibacorp on Twitter and aztec_gainz on Instagram) being a good person with a noble calling. Thing may be getting better but not while Texas is around. Marco joins the Morphy Boys to talk about anxiety and book 35. Tyler tries to get Nate to do a fight club. …

Nate starts the episode talking about his crimes. Are you man enough to defraud the Walgreens? All-star and heavy hitter Drew (@anrilefebvre) joins the Morphy boys once more to continue the saga of Aldrea for book 34. They compare aliases. Then Tyler goes into tinder stories. Then Nate brings up the girl who took Tyler’s virginity. They then discus…

Well known podcast trickster Nate is up to his hijinks right away. Today the Morphy Boys are joined by Avery Edison (@aedison) to discuss some torture. We jump into it talking about Beetlejuice Ventura. Avery comes into the podcast with a piping hot take right away. We need to put a stop to Scholastic book fairs until we can figure out exactly what…

New type of girl dropped—the dolphin girl. Author, podcaster, and traumatized person Erin Moynihan (@erbearmoynihan) joins the Morphy Boys to talk about the starfish. One of the most reviled books. It’s very horny. Nate is not a teenage girl nor is he horny. Does anyone remember Coneheads? We give unadulterated and unfiltered opinions. Nate LIKES t…

Tyler starts this episode chugging a box of cold soup, disappointing our wonderful guest Ben Saint (@ItsAllSoUgly) from the Pro Crastinators Podcast. There’s discussion of The Lying Kid. This is not the book to like Jake. He sucks. Who is your Beast War of choice? Just kill your dad! Or brother! Who care! As a podcast that doesn’t give a chuff abou…

The Morphy Boys are in rare form for this one. Recording in the middle of the night and drunk as hell. Dr Samantha (@samanthorium) joins/tolerates them to talk about book 30 and cockroaches. Nate does his best to keep Tyler on track. We dive deep into a humorless and manic Marco. We talk about skipping school. Y’all ever skip school to play Dance D…

It’s a megamorphs, baby. K and Warren from Tone Deaf (@ToneDeafMusical) join the Morphy Boys to discuss the most deranged book yet. From smooth brain to goo brain, we get wild with it. It starts with some wild slave stuff. Eeeeeeeek. Jigsaw Joe Biden makes an appearance. Hon hon hon! Then we get… FRENCH! The Animorphs are on a time hopping journey …

Family Guy updaaaaaate! Morphy Boys review mainstream comedy. First time returning guest Travis (@wlkngcntradctn) (because no one wants to come back, we don’t know why because we are very nice boys) joins us to talk about book 29, The Sickness. Travis knows who’s going to hell. This is the first episode with NO JOKES. It’s all serious here, folks. …

Glassy eyed zoomer philosopher Buongi (@mattbuongi) joins the Morphy Boys for some frank talk about kids morphin into cows. We dive deep into the works of the ghostwriter. Spoiler alert: she wrote some great harlequin novels, hell yeah horny team. Tyler jumps right into his love of soap operas. None of us have aspirations. Yikes. Marco gets mad tha…

Animorphing Time goes international with British envoy and ska punk badass, Greg (@the_rascal_king). The Morphy Boys are on one too. Tyler is gonna solve the Israel problem. We take a hard stance that every place that’s taken a place should give that place back. If you get a new Animorphs book every month for years, it’s safe to say you’re not a sp…

You. Yes, you, are a skeleton. It’s right there. Morphy Boys here, and we’re joined by Derek (@seraph1337) to discuss Animorphs 26. Nate starts the show by thanking essential workers. Then he shows how much his brain is like Adam Carrolla’s by inventing Wine for Men. We all agree it’s a bad idea. Tyler has never seen a Shrek movie. And he won’t. Do…

This is an Animorphs podcast. Today the Morphy Boys are joined by Thea Ward (@theoroosevelt83) to discuss book 25, the Marco ice book. We start by detailing our complicated early bonds. Some dark souls talk. Nate is a Freddy Krueger apologist for some reason. We jump right into Marco’s issues. He’s got big sub energy. The Animorphs Last Starfighter…

Today the Morphy Boys tackle the helmacrons with podcaster, activist, and all around cool dude Tony Boswell (@wordisbond). Tony had no history with Animorphs and thought about cheating and not reading the book but Kathy Apples pulled him back in. We’re all ashamed to admit that we kinda like Rick and Morty because the worst people on the planet hav…

WHAT UP SHOOOOOORMS!! Today the Morphy Boys are joined by artist, Animorphs animator extraordinaire, horse girl, and all around COOL PERSON Char Reed (@CharReedArt). Strong clap game in this one. The hands are the gateway to relationships. I don’t know. Nate said it. This is the Four Corner episode. It’s all corners. We can be self-help guys. Tony …

Taaaaaint talk! The Morphy Boys are joined by Drew (@AnriLefebvre)! They drink apartheid lager. This book is a Yub Nub. The worst advice you can give an Animorphs fan is “watch Animorphs on Nickelodeon.” Some people need that extra grit to clean their Brawny ass. We watch a bb boy get Flowers for Algernon’d. Visser 3 is a weeb. This might be the bo…

The Morphy Boys are joined by MSW, child therapist, and badass horse girl: Heather (@SheepishSoprano). The boys start off talking about a Thicc Molina. Alfred Molina, what a talent, am I right folks? Nate doesn’t trust horses and Heather uses horses on kids. Horses know when you’re lying. Everyone in the episode is glad to see the Potter fandom die…

When you put out a call to god, sometimes he answers. Sometimes god is a guy named Jeff. That’s right, The Morphy Boys are joined by Jeff (@onemoreorbit). Jake eats some actual poop to impress his girlfriend. Boys just pull up their shirts to paddle each others bellies. Sometimes a sphincter will just say NO MORE. Tyler would eat free range human. …

Nerd, CDC badass, and Survivor star Davie Rickenbacker (@ItweetDavie on twitter, @IamDavie on instagram) joins the Morphy Boys to talk about a child monster named David. That’s right, we’re talking the first part of the David trilogy. There’s a new Animorph in town and he’s…something. They talk their Animorphs cliques, growing up as an Animorphs fa…

The Morphy Boys are joined by Travis (@WlkngCntradctn) to talk about the Cassie butterfly book. The Morphy Boys REFUSE to own more than one bottle of blue Curaco. Cassie goes MacGruber early on and quits the Animorphs. She’s losing her humanity. I guess we all are really. Maybe having an existential crisis in an episode description is not the best …

Happy Holidays, goblins and ghouls! Your Morphy Boys are joined by Animorphs graphic novel artist Chris Grine for a Christmas Spooktacular. We dive deep into the first three episodes of the Animorphs tv show. Hey! That’s what the graphic novel covers! Bad acting! Bad writing! Awkward chemistry! And that’s just the hosts of the podcast! We surprise …

Folks, this is a long one and we get off the rails pretty quick. The Morphy Boys are joined by K and Warren from the podcast Tone Deaf. In the west, we read Animorphs! Not that Midwest Changanimals! Joe Biden is destroying Tyler’s brain. Tyler redefines what “Apple Sauce” is. Nate talks about a blown out scrotum. K is an expert and knows things and…

Floyd (@liveactionfloyd) joins the Morphy Boys and immediately shows that she is better at Animorphs than them. Tyler is an ass hair away from losing it. Working on our best ‘old people’s hands’ material in this one. We’re all freaked out by the cover. Talkin’ holes with Floyd. Nasty holes. Ax is really good at passing for human. How many Cinnabons…

Aaaaawoooo! It’s Animorphin in the AM! The Morphy Boys are joined by Rachel Kahn (@reachrachelkahn). Bloodborne fans ARE Animorphs fans and Bloodborne is a feminist game. We are Anti-Gamer. The Animorphs wanna use their morphing power to watch Shaq and Bruce jam out and end up getting grabbed by The Terminator. Real Life Rachel makes a strong case …

Beer can be medicine. Leaders key in on each other’s insecurities. Nate has money and power and will GET Tyler. Lydia and The Morphy Boys share their first online handles. This is a story about friends we make online. Marco tries to catfish Jake but Jake is too “smart” for that. Nate has done as much as Beyonce at 34. Judge Dredd may have been in N…

Brace yourself for the first annual Animorphing Time 2020 Halloween SPOOKTACULAR! Join Tyler, Nate, and Modern Day Cartoonist & Illustrator Rory Blank as they talk about the seminal 1986 brain slug classic Night of the Creeps. In a complete departure from our normal Animorphs format, we analyzing this B-Horror classic, what it means to have a space…

The Morphy Boys are joined by comedian, podcaster, curler, and all-around chill dude John Cullen. Nate is not great at introducing guests. Teens love Alannis Morisette. Is that how you spell that? I’m not going to look it up. John has never read Animorphs. Animorphs never interested him as a kid so we’re here to poison his brain with The Good Word …