Today, Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are cancelling the apocalypse! ALSO DISCUSSED * The Lone Ranger (2013) * V/H/S/Beyond (2024) PITH TAKE * Atom Heart Mother (album, 1970) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecand…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are doing this for Kevin. ALSO DISCUSSED * Shakespeare’s Globe: Henry V (2013) * Smile 2 (2024) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson don't have answers. All they can tell you is find a place to hide. ALSO DISCUSSED * Inside Out 2 (2024) PITH TAKES * Curtains (stage musical, 2006) * More (album, 1969) * Seven Ancient Wonders (novel, 2005) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsideme…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson were born to speak all mirth and no matter. ALSO DISCUSSED * Black Adam (2022) * Fantasy Island: Season 1 (1977-1978) * Joker: Folie à Deux (2024) * The Suicide Squad (2021) * Wonder Woman 1984 (2020) PITH TAKE * A Saucerful of Secrets (album, 1968) * The Silmarillion (book, 1977) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.co…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson believe in truth. But they’re also big fans of justice. PITH TAKES * A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (novella collection, 2015) * The Piper at the Gates of Dawn (album, 1967) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson will return to you when it's safe. One day, right here, at sunrise, we'll be together again. ALSO DISCUSSED * Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020) * Shazam! (2019) PITH TAKES * Mafia II (video game, 2010) * Resident Evil Village (video game, 2021) * Wicked (stage musical, 2003) Reach …

As magnificent as you are, you are still no match for Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson! ALSO DISCUSSED * Uglies (2024) PITH TAKES * Grimm (play, 2024) * Scarecrow and the Army of Thieves (novel, 2011) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at ht…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are some kind of The Long Watch. ALSO DISCUSSED * Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024) * Wonka (2023) PITH TAKE * Luck and Strange (album, 2024) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycoun…

Let the record show that this committee holds Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson responsible. PITH TAKES * Hell Island (novella, 2005) * Scarecrow (novel, 2003) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson have journeyed across an ocean of stars to reach you. ALSO DISCUSSED * Alien: Romulus (2024) * Borderlands (2024) * Guy Montgomery’s Guy Mont-Spelling Bee: Season 1 (2023) PITH TAKES * Mafia: Definitive Edition (video game, 2020) * Silent Hill: The Short Message (video game, 2024) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.co…

There are so many things Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson want to do, but they end up not doing much. ALSO DISCUSSED * Deadpool & Wolverine (2024) * Those About to Die: Season 1 (2024) * Trap (2024) PITH TAKES * Resident Evil 4 (video game, 2005) * Resident Evil 4 (video game, 2023) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly a…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson would be pretty bummed if they don't at least get a bite of the Milky Way. ALSO DISCUSSED * Batman: Caped Crusader - Season 1 (2024) * The Blackcoat’s Daughter, aka February (2015) * Girl on the Third Floor (2019) * Rapture-Palooza (2013) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's B…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson will remember you fondly. As a hero to your nation. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Langoliers (1995) * The Purge: Anarchy (2014) * The Purge: Election Year (2016) * The X-Files (1998) PITH TAKES * Suspended in the Split Second (performance, 2024) * Transitus (album, 2020) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 R…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson have been granted immunity from the Purge and shall not be harmed. ALSO DISCUSSED * Deadpool & Wolverine (2024) * Now You See Me 2 (2016) PITH TAKE * The Source (album, 2017) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blo…

Remember, if the oxygen masks come down, put them on Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson first. ALSO DISCUSSED * Longlegs (2024) * The Owners (2020) PITH TAKE * The Theory of Everything (album, 2013) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https:…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are not real. They are a product of thoughts you create. ALSO DISCUSSED * MaXXXine (2024) PITH TAKE * 01011001 (album, 2008) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson know your wife. ALSO DISCUSSED * Aftershock (2012) * A Quiet Place: Day One (2024) * Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire (2023) PITH TAKE * The Human Equation (album, 2004) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Bl…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are not becoming vegan. ALSO DISCUSSED * Beverley Hills Cop: Axel F (2024) * Carousel (2013) * The Lords of Salem (2012) PITH TAKE * Universal Migrator Part 2: Flight of the Migrator (album, 2000) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.b…

Are Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson still an effective team? ALSO DISCUSSED * Angel Has Fallen (2019) * Clownado (2019) * Hit Man (2023) * London Has Fallen (2016) PITH TAKE * Shrek the Musical (stage musical, 2008) * Universal Migrator Part 1: The Dream Sequencer (album, 2000) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and J…

Everybody knows Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson did the right thing on that bridge. Even the president knows. ALSO DISCUSSED * Jeff Wayne's Musical Version of The War of the Worlds – The New Generation (2013) * Phil Spector (2013) PITH TAKE * Into the Electric Castle (album, 1998) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly an…

With a loving family environment, Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson have a real chance at a normal life. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (2021) * The Nun II (2023) * Upside Down (2012) PITH TAKE * Actual Fantasy (album, 1996) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebri…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are talking to giants at the moment. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Call (2013) * Stopmotion (2023) * The Watchers (2024) PITH TAKE * The Final Experiment (album, 1995) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exi…

Also known as ‘The Dyatlov Pass Incident’. They tried to bury Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson so it would look like an accident. ALSO DISCUSSED * Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024) * The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013) * Late Night with the Devil (2023) * Snitch (2013) PITH TAKE * John Constantine: Hellblazer (comic, 2019-) Reach us on Twitter at: https:/…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson will not be subjected to criminal abuse! ALSO DISCUSSED * Dark Skies (2013) * Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024) PITH TAKES * RBG: Of Many, One (play, 2022) * Visions of Bodies Being Burned (album, 2020) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.hom…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson walk in their sleep. It’s a side effect. ALSO DISCUSSED * Killing Lincoln (2013) * Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes (2024) * The Raven (1963) PITH TAKE * Merrily We Roll Along (stage musical, 1981) * Becky Lynch: The Man – Not Your Average Average Girl (memoir, 2024) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWh…

You had Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’s curiosity. Now you have their attention. ALSO DISCUSSED * Dead Boy Detectives: Season 1 (2024) * The Endless (2017) * Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013) * The Last Stand (2013) * Premature Burial (1962) * Resolution (2012) PITH TAKE * There Existed an Addiction to Blood (album, 2019) Reach us on Twitter at: ht…

We have your silver. We caught Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson red-handed. ALSO DISCUSSED * High Country: Season 1 (2024) * Jack Reacher (2012) * Jack Reacher: Never Go Back (2016) * The Tattooist of Auschwitz (2024) * Zero Dark Thirty (2012) PITH TAKE * The Woman in Black (play, 1987) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harl…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are a beautiful mystery. ALSO DISCUSSED * Bad Kids of Crestview Academy (2017) * Bad Kids Go to Hell (2012) * The Extraordinary (1993-1996) * Hitchcock (2012) * Mass Effect: Paragon Lost (2012) * Shakespeare’s Globe: Doctor Faustus (2012) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's B…

I was so spent, I could hardly move. And so, Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson went ahead of me. They stretched their legs and walked along the shore. At the edge of the jungle, they stopped. I was certain they were going to look back at me, flatten their ears to their heads, and growl. That they would bring our relationship to an end in some way. But they…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson said “aye”, Mr McPherson! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYEEE!!! ALSO DISCUSSED * Battlestar Galactica: Blood and Chrome (2012) * Civil War (2024) * Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018) * Silver Linings Playbook (2012) * The Turn of the Screw (1974) * Wreck-It Ralph (2012)…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson have just sanctioned your science fiction movie. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Bay (2012) * Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (2024) * Shakespeare’s Globe: All’s Well That Ends Well (2012) * Shakespeare’s Globe: Much Ado About Nothing (2012) * Sinister 2 (2015) * The Tell-Tale Heart (1960) * The Tingler (1959) Reach us on Twitter at:…

Don't worry, Daddy. Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’ll make you famous again. ALSO DISCUSSED * Alleluia! The Devil’s Carnival (2016) * The Devil’s Carnival (2012) * The First Time (2012) * Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire (2024) PITH TAKE * Persona 5 Royal (video game, 2019) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's B…

You're the one who thought Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson were so interesting, but they're kinda tiresome after a while, don't you think? ALSO DISCUSSED * Siren (2016) * Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour (2023) * V/H/S: Viral (2014) * V/H/S/94 (2021) * V/H/S/99 (2022) PITH TAKE * Alan Wake 2 (video game, 2023) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDont…

If Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson could sing a lick, they would. But they can't. And they hate themselves every day because of it. ALSO DISCUSSED * Frankenweenie (2012) * Spaceman (2024) * V/H/S (2012) * V/H/S/2 (2013) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room on the lips. And notice they charitably said girl and not person because, let's face it, they’d smoke all of you. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Hole (2009) * House at the End of the Street (2012) * Two Evil Eyes (1990) PITH TAKES * Area 7 (novel, 2001) * The Wharf Revue: Pride in Prej…

You’re going to soak up Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’s love like a sponge. ALSO DISCUSSED * Bait (2012) * Boar (2017) * Dune: Part Two (2024) * Hope Springs (2012) PITH TAKE * Chivalry (graphic novel, 2022) * Gaslight (play, 2022) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.h…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson will debase themselves for credits. ALSO DISCUSSED * Madame Web (2024) * Shakespeare’s Globe: Henry IV Part 1 (2010) * Shakespeare’s Globe: Henry IV Part 2 (2010) PITH TAKE * God of War Ragnarök: Valhalla (video game DLC, 2023) * The Wolves (play, 2016) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harll…

You might want to give Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson a kiss goodbye. As long as you don’t mind where those lips have been. ALSO DISCUSSED * Iron Sky (2012) * Iron Sky: The Coming Race (2019) * Lake Mungo (2008) PITH TAKE * Rent (stage musical, 1996) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onth…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are breaking into your regularly scheduled programming with an unusually timely episode on their favourite films from the year that was. HARLLY’S TOP 10 10 - Asteroid City 9 - The Last Voyage of the Demeter 8 - Dungeons & Dragons: Honour Among Thieves 7 - Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 6 - A Haunting in Venice 5 - Sal…

‘The Long Watch’ has been under intense public scrutiny in the wake of Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’s, uh, breach of trust. Meaning people are pissed off because they tried to turn everyone in New York City into giant lizards. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) * Henry VIII (2012) * The Hollow Crown: Henry IV, Part 1 (2012) * The Hollow Cr…

Once again, if you're just tuning in, the CSA space shuttle Deliverance has been destroyed. The final mission to save mankind has failed. The seventy-mile wide asteroid known commonly as Matilda is set to collide with Earth in exactly three weeks time, and Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson will be bringing you up-to-the-minute coverage of our countdown to …

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson don't want to be the first person they let off the plane in a hostage crisis. ALSO DISCUSSED * Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012) * Brave (2012) * Loudermilk: Season 1 (2017) * Rock of Ages (2012) * The Tempest (2010) PITH TAKES * Drama: An Actor’s Education (memoir, 2011) * Raw Dog: The Naked Truth About Hot Dogs (non…

You’re never gonna see Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson. Ever. But be thankful. Those guys are terrifying. And the cleanup on them is a nightmare. ALSO DISCUSSED * Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom (2023) * Battleship (2012) * Boy Swallows Universe (2024) * Chernobyl Diaries (2012) * Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget (2023) * The Dictator (2012) * The Holdovers …

Personally, Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson do feel sympathy for animals, which is why they choose to only eat baby animals. They have not lived as long, and they are not leaving as much behind. ALSO DISCUSSED * Amityville Christmas Vacation (2022) * Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom (2023) * Dark Shadows (2012) * Dream Scenario (2023) * Leave the World Behin…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson can throw a hundred-pound sack of flour right over their heads. I've seen it. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Artful Dodger: Season 1 (2023) * ATM (2012) * Dark Harvest (2023) * The Hunter (2011) * Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023) PITH TAKE * Circle of Flight (novel, 2006) * The Gunslinger (novel, 1982) Reach us on Twitte…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson cannot, yet they must.Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Maybe you could tell Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson what is going on. And please, speak as you might to a young child. Or a golden retriever. ALSO DISCUSSED * 22 Jump Street (2014) * A Christmas Carol (1984) * Game Change (2012) * John Carter (2012) * The Raven (2012) * Squid Game: The Challenge - Season 1 (2023) PITH TAKE * Incurable (novel, 2005) Reac…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson just ruined a five year investigation! ALSO DISCUSSED * Candy Cane Lane (2023) * The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes (2023) * Project X (2012) * Talk to Me (2022) * Trading Places (1983) PITH TAKES * The Amateurs (play, 2018) * A Christmas Carol (play, 2018) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontK…

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson could crush you! You know that? They could crush you! ALSO DISCUSSED * Dragon Age: Dawn of the Seeker (2012) * The Girl in the Spider’s Web (2018) * John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023) * Safe House (2012) * This Means War (2012) * When Evil Lurks (2023) PITH TAKE * While I Live (novel, 2003) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter…

You will be investigating thieves, misers, bullies. The most detestable collection of people that you will ever meet – Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Grey (2011) * Haywire (2011) * The Innkeepers (2011) * Leave the World Behind (2023) * Saltburn (2023) * Thanksgiving (2023) PITH TAKES * The History of the Devil (play, 1980) * Teena…