John and Todd discuss the correct amount of beer for lunch, the Harris/Walz strategy and its shortcomings, Trump at McDonald's, the shocking number of October surprises, consumer psychedelics and their availability, and the megapastor Kenneth Copeland's rants against lesbian demon spirits. Keep beeping, nerds For twice as many eps subscribe at patr…

Chris and John discuss the oddities of small town life, the hack against The Internet Archive, the career arcs of various comedians that ended in sitcoms, Gen Z bullshit detection, feastables, and the ever-growing trend of being horny for technology that you don't understand and can't use. For the full ep and more, subscribe at patreon.com/beepbeep…

The gang is all here [after a brief delay] to discuss the aftermath of the hurricane, the chemical plant fire, fracking, meme trends, fort bragg, and starseeds. It's a banger. For more eps, subscribe at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hmuiuoz9ZoUPar beep beep lettuce

Chris and John manage to spend the entire hour talking about the Eric Adams indictment and marvelling at how cheaply and easily one can secure the goodwill of one of the most powerful mayors in the world. We also cover a judge that took a different route out of corruption charges, and the arrest of Ryan Routh's son. For the full episode and more, c…

Chris, Todd, and John look over the second Trump shooter, the pager explosions, threats against supreme court justices, mysterious packages received by election officials, terror tips called in to squash fantasy football beef, a convicted CIA agent sex criminal, and Todd's delicious tomato sauce. outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV0LHCHf-pE…

Chris, Todd, and John discuss the nature of jam-bandery, The Raid: Redemption, Linkin Park, Scientology, the debate, right wing pro-russia grifts, and a potential 9 hour video essay about Beck. outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sxPi22ikMA for the full ep and more, subscribe at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce…

John, Todd and Chris discuss the death of Hvaldimir, the possible spy whale, the death of twitter in brazil, Pavel Durov of Telegram getting arrested in france, the relative safety of helicopters and powered paragliders, oregon making drugs illegal again shortly after it decriminalized them, and John Stamos' early brush with scientology outro: http…

Chris, Todd, and John discuss RFJ Jr dropping out and endorsing Trump, the DNC, the billionaire killed by the weather, Andrew Tate, highly unconvincing meth watermelons, Matthew Perry's doctor returning to work, some fresh Fort Bragg/Liberty news, and hear tell of the bougiest weed experience a member of the pod has ever had. For the full ep and mo…

Bryn, Chris, and John discuss the declining rate of interest in burning man, self-driving cars causing mayhem in San Francisco, Kanye's sus dentist, Matthew Perry's ketamine overdose, surprising places you might find meth, Kim Dotcom's extradition to the US, and much more. outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxgmAwoqr4E For twice as many eps, …

Chris, Todd, and John reflect on the life of the Succulent Chinese Meal guy, examine the candidacy of Tim Walz, address the RFK Jr bear story, ask how the Catalan independence leader gave a speech in Spain before escaping police, examine two different fake Olympics and their safety procedures, and compare various siblings who got famous on social m…

John, Chris, and Todd conjecture on the subcultural leanings of the candidates, address the late great hannibal lecter, listen to trump speak at the crypto conference, ask if "weird" is an effective term for doing politics, and of course, investigate if elon musk is really a failed babyfur outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ0JxczehAY…

Chris, John, and Todd discuss the implications of Biden stepping down, the imminent geologic activity of the United States, the implications of a hot war between Yemen and israel, and the shape of a black market LEGO ring in Oregon outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTJXK-WYTks for the full ep and more, subscribe at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuc…

⚠️THIS EPISODE CONTAINS ONE FULL HOUR OF TRUMP-RELATED SPECULATION⚠️ ⚠️PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK⚠️ outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuQceUASMGk get twice as many episodes at patreon.com/beepbeeplettucePar beep beep lettuce

The gang's all here BUT this is not the episode about the Trump rally lmao, if that's what you were hoping. This was recorded a couple days ago, so we talk about the video game industry, potential Trump VP picks, getting older, what Zyn is made of, the chevron deference case, and much more. Trump rally episode SOON get the full ep and more by subsc…

Chris and John are eventually joined by Bryn after they discuss AI generated images of the president smoking cigars, the prophecy fulfilled when Ted Cruz posted a photo with David Byrne, the unbelievable prevalence of fake job listings, the addictive qualities of food delivery, and the price of weed in NYC, but before they get into the most Michiga…

The whole gang is in concert to ask about if "hard" and "loud" are the same, the relevance of RFK jr, the Twin Cities, the Quad Cities, the suspicious nature of Battle Creek, MI, Scientology, Tolkein as a theologist, how many Mullets per Wickstrom in a Hectare, Trump's guns, and the priority order of Talking Heads albums. get the full ep and more b…

Bryn, Chris, and John decrypt a puzzle-like road sign, reflect on the difficulties faced by a young Trent Reznor, and declare Javascript the Powerhouse of the Cell. There's a bit of boring election shit before we tackle Billy Mitchell, the real lawsuit king. Then we ask the REAL question: Would The BBC LIE About China? outro // https://www.youtube.…

Chris and John ask what will happen to the next few billionaires to go deep underwater, why isn't scottie scheffler in jail, why was an army colonel allowed to kill an unarmed utility worker, what's the limit for megachurch misbehavior, and how many balloon scares are really possible? For the full ep and more, subscribe at patreon.com/beepbeeplettu…

Bryn, Chris, and John discuss the shape of nostalgia, gameFAQs, Israel's response to Ireland's recognition of Palestine, Javier Milei's big concert, the coup attempt in the Congo, the death of the Iranian president, and an attempt to steal Graceland outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXvKl5F5Rz4 For twice as many episodes, subscribe at patreo…

John and Chris discuss the many maritime misadventures of US shipping, the difference between mormons and scientologists, the similarities, operation snow white, the introduction of scientology to israel, and the subsequent unhinged editorial from 2014 we take the time to read on the show. To hear the full ep and more, subscribe at patreon.com/beep…

Chris and John discuss the Slovak PM getting shot, the Portal shutdown, the shit that comes out of Mayor Adams' mouth, the NYPD comms team, Blinken playing guitar, anti-China tariffs, and the new portrait of the king outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEaJjuduOls get twice as many eps at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce…

John and Chris discuss Steve Albini, Bolsonaro in the hospital, Macklemore, Pokemon Go, AI Priests, and the true cost of Gaming outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXV6EmSBULY for the full ep and more subscribe at patreon.com/beepbeeplettucePar beep beep lettuce

John and Chris talk about the state of prestige TV, the old killer snail quandary, student protester arrests, the removal of the rat hole, the accidental release of a dutch cocaine kingpin, US cartoons animated in the DPRK, the REAL purpose of the lions club, and retaliation against boeing employees who are also FAA inspectors outro // https://www.…

Chris, Todd, and John talk profitable domain names, marching in the streets for taylor swift, the A24 Civil War "movie", rules lawyering your way into free money, sleeping outside, and whether or not you need to capture the snake that bit you and bring it to the ER. To hear the full ep and more subscribe to the patreon at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuc…

John and Chris discuss IRAN, Grimes fucking up the play button, how to make homes for under fifty grand [THE ANSWER WILL SHOCK YOU], Axe Body Spray and its applications in animal husbandry, CostCo's Gold Hoard™, and so much more outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8EmPY2N3Yc Get more eps by subbing to the patreon, ya dingus // patreon.com/bee…

John and Chris ask the question: What Does It Mean To Get A Click Online? #4 Will SHOCK You!'`~ To Hear The Full Ep And More, Subscribe At patreon.com/beepbeeplettucePar beep beep lettuce

The whole gang discusses the hat man, rich people on drugs, the bridge collapse, war with iran, havana syndrome's weird cousin, and much more outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twap523kBIQPar beep beep lettuce

Todd and John discuss outrage marketing, who owns each state, michael rapaport the paid shill, javier milei's twitter likes, and how to play darts on acid. to get the full episode and more subscribe at patreon.com/beepbeeplettucePar beep beep lettuce

Chris and John discuss the TikTok ban, fish sauces, China's housing market, rats eating the cops weed, staying overnight in a Target, and the supposed border crisis. outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JlSBqWdl2A to hear twice as many episodes, subscribe at patreon.com/beepbeeplettucePar beep beep lettuce

The whole gang discusses the drugs you can hide in protein powder, shaun king's conversion to islam, the death of a rich lady in a tesla, how YOU can stay up to date on tesla fires, and the boeing whistleblower's mysterious demise. Get the full ep and more by subscribing at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce…

Bryn, Chris, and John ramble about beauty standards, language, the stages of capitalism, china's effects on the US, shrimp and grits, and the metalcore guy that tried to hire a hitman to kill his wife. outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEIHBnmCAr0Par beep beep lettuce

The gang discusses the army banning FOIA requests on special forces, horny airman who tried to get laid with state secrets, drugs in the white house, the spy balloon sequel, and a joint russian-chinese lunar nuclear project To get the full episode and more, subscribe at patreon.com/beepbeeplettucePar beep beep lettuce

The gang's all here to discuss Zuck's sword, candy machines stealing facial data, Bryn's pun deficiency, the drug olympics, ersatz wonka event in glasgow, and dosing your bassist to steal his girlfriend outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2_FgR2t5pMPar beep beep lettuce

The whole gang's here to discuss the cell service outage, growing beef in rice grains, chat bots, depp and bin salman's budding bromance, and much more. For the full episode visit patreon.com/beepbeeplettucePar beep beep lettuce

Chris and John trace the insanity and inanity of NYC through the Temple of The True Inner Light, Moonies, Hotel Scams You Can Do At Home, Dancing Lady Cops, and ruminate a bit on the way Twitter appears to be keeling over outro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNbnXsohzOE thanks so much for listening! pls rate and review us on apple podcasts, it …

Chris, Todd, and John discuss T-Pain writing country hits, Khomeini's ban from FB and insta, the theft of a 200ft radio tower, and our preferred hand smells. // to hear the full episode and many more, check out our patreon at patreon.com/beepbeeplettucePar beep beep lettuce

Everyone is here! We cover Toby Keith, Joe Biden's decaying brain, the King's cancer, Apple's new computer goggles, Israel's continuing genocide, the US's campaign against the houthis, and Tracy Chapman's recent performance at the grammies. // outro: Fast Car by Jim O'Rourke // thanks so much for listening! pls rate and review us on apple podcasts,…

John, Todd and Chris are here with a jam-packed episode. Topics include: the mystery of a weird shed next to John's property, kentucky has decided 1st cousins are chill to marry, (the story also features a weird amount of Survivor contestants), vivek has already dropped out and endorsed trump, some guy named Jelly Roll weighs in on fentanyl (he thi…

John, Todd and Chris cover the jewish tunnels in brooklyn, trumps latest standup routine, the guy who skinny dipped in a bass pro shop fishtank, dead internet theory, the latest on sperm extraction from dead people, a publishing company training AI on manuscripts, and a ban on XL bully dogs in the UK. thanks so much for listening! pls rate and revi…

We're back from our combo holiday and illness break, folks! on this episode, John and Chris discuss John's new cat, a kid who recently beat NES tetris, the epstein developments, SpaceEx suing the NLRB, america's completely opaque war in iraq, and some strange goings-on happening in Argentina. // to hear the full episode and many more, check out our…

Chris, John and Todd discuss the Amish and their eggnog, the lemonade that may or may not kill you, the death of el chapo's mom, the case of the missing Alexey Navalny, John Fettermen deleting an ill-advised and tonedeaf drake meme he posted, the new dutch prime minister being extremely racist, spain kicking out two US embassy staff for bribery, an…

John, Chris and Brynn cover Brynn's tour with Stay Inside, the long, long awaited death of kissinger, kissinger's relationship with china, a quick philosophy corner on, some dutch nonsense happening in john's local town facebook group, john fetterman, and finally, george santos getting expelled from congress. // // outro: https://www.youtube.com/wa…

John, Chris and Todd are here to discuss community notes and monetization on twitter, the possible ceasefire in israel brokered by quatar, joe biden pardoning some turkeys and possibly pissing his pants, president xi visiting san francisco and meeting with biden, xi urges BRICS to push for peace in gaza, the us says it thwarted an assassination att…

John and Chris are here in an extra-wide episode, discussing Fort Bragg/liberty, john fetterman, the speculative massive tunnels underneath gaza, israel says the whole UN is on the side of hamas, news from the trial of the pelosi hammer guy, and ottowa canada trying to become less boring to hear the full episode and many more, check out our patreon…

John and Chris discuss the check john got after hitting a deer last week, car safety and seatbelts, the state of elon musks varios scams, the many cases of temporary blindness from shoddy lights at the Bored Ape festival, norman finklestein's thoughts on "gooning", the number of tanks being blown up by Hamas, a possible ukranian peace deal with rus…

John hit a deer with his car, it's totaled. Tony Blinken dressed his son up as Zelensky. Joe Biden watches movies. Shooters are sus. It's a big ep. to hear the full episode and many more, check out our patreon at patreon.com/beepbeeplettucePar beep beep lettuce

John, Brynn and Chris discuss some fresh lies from George Santos, the number of proportional 9/11s Israel has experienced, the new speaker of the house, Lil B's AI generated anime waifus in wheelchairs playing basketball, and a guy who tried to steal some very specific drugs from a pharmacy // outro: https://youtu.be/1BJ3ht1Zfak?si=dTX3f440uOoWBnki…

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The gang's all here, and they spend most of the episode going over the situation in palestine, including all the insane propaganda about hamas beheading babies being pushed with zero evidence. They also cover youtuber lord miles getting released from taliban custody, and some oversights in facebooks new AI stickers feature // outro: https://youtu.b…

Chris, Todd, and John discuss THE ALERT, U2 at the sphere, Trump's crowd work, the alleged carjacking of Henry Cuellar, Jamaal Bowman pulling the fire alarm, and much more. // to hear the full episode and many more, check out our patreon at patreon.com/beepbeeplettucePar beep beep lettuce