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Jonathan Jones is an NFL cornerback for the Washington Commanders who rose from the undrafted ranks to become two-time Super Bowl champion with the New England Patriots, a businessman, philanthropist, and licensed pilot. In 2019, Jonathan founded the Jonathan Jones Next Step Foundation in 2019, a platform dedicated to empowering youth through education, professional development, and mentorship. The foundation works to alleviate food insecurity, promote women in stem and sports, and to promote professional development in the communities where he lives. Jay and Jonathan talk about investing in the communities they live in, acknowledging the people who helped you become the person you are, and paying that same investment forward to the next generation. Episode Chapters 0:00 intro 1:24 Building local connections 4:25 Jonathan’s mentors and mentees 10:54 Jonathan’s pride in his mentees’ successes 13:04 how Jonathan chooses his causes 14:08 Jonathan’s support for girls and young women 17:19: Jonathan’s passion for flying 19:40 The Next Step Foundation 20:29 Goodbye For video episodes, watch on www.youtube.com/@therudermanfamilyfoundation Stay in touch: X: @JayRuderman | @RudermanFdn LinkedIn: Jay Ruderman | Ruderman Family Foundation Instagram: All About Change Podcast | Ruderman Family Foundation To learn more about the podcast, visit https://allaboutchangepodcast.com/ Looking for more insights into the world of activism? Be sure to check out Jay’s brand new book, Find Your Fight , in which Jay teaches the next generation of activists and advocates how to step up and bring about lasting change. You can find Find Your Fight wherever you buy your books, and you can learn more about it at www.jayruderman.com .…

The Chris Abraham Show

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tl:dr: Just a 55-year-old cisgender white male mansplaining his own self-importance. But good. Full Summary: The musings of Chris Abraham as he aspires to know the world and himself while getting healthy, losing weight, becoming fit, and running his small business while living in South Arlington, Virginia. Walk with him a while and see what's up.

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The Chris Abraham Show

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The Chris Abraham Show

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Terrorism 38:07

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In this raw, unscripted monologue, Chris Abraham takes you on a deep-dive into the potential abuse of century-old anti-terrorism laws. What begins with a Maryland father’s deportation unravels into a sweeping analysis of how bipartisan precedent—intended to curb extremism—could be turned inward, weaponized against migrants, activists, and even everyday citizens with minor associations or distant ties. Chris draws unsettling parallels to McCarthyism, RICO laws, and the expanding use of surveillance and profiling. No script, no filter, just a cold warning: today’s lawfare may become tomorrow’s authoritarian playbook. A Salvadoran father in Maryland and the hidden context Biden, Trump, and the “two faces of the authoritarian state” From anti-Nazi to anti-you: the lifecycle of weaponized precedent How gang associations, even historical or familial, can become legal traps Red Dawn conspiracy theory meets real-world policy The fishing line analogy: let it run, reel it in, lock it down Why MAGA and anti-MAGA are two wings of the same hawk Q: Why does this episode feel different? A: It’s fully unscripted and intentionally raw. Chris is reacting in real time, with no AI assistance until post-production. Q: Is this about Trump? A: Not really. It’s about the mechanisms of State power, regardless of who’s holding the sword. Q: What law is being “reactivated”? A: Likely the Alien Enemies Act (1798) or dormant provisions under the Patriot Act—tools that enable detention, deportation, or blacklisting of suspected enemy affiliates. Q: Is this a pro-MAGA episode? A: No. Chris critiques both MAGA and mainstream liberalism, suggesting they’re faces of the same authoritarian coin. 💥 RICO – Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act. Used originally against the mafia, later applied to gangs, and now potentially activists. 🧠 Red Dawn Scenario – Reference to the 1984 film where America is invaded by foreign enemies. In this context, it's a metaphor for immigration panic. 📜 Precedent – Legal rulings that become the foundation for future laws. Chris warns these can be exploited when applied broadly. ⚖️ Lawfare – The use of legal systems and principles to achieve political or military objectives. 🧑‍⚖️ McCarthyism – The 1950s practice of targeting individuals as communists based on suspicion or weak associations—used here as a parallel for modern targeting. 🧢 Janus – A Roman god with two faces, representing duality. Chris uses this as a metaphor for the bipartisan nature of the expanding surveillance state. 📸 Panopticon – A concept from surveillance theory: the idea that constant visibility controls behavior. Here, it's linked to mass documentation of protests, looting, etc. This might be Chris’s last podcast for a while—but not because he’s silenced. He’s got work to do, deadlines to meet, and bots to deploy. But don’t worry—if this is your first taste of the mad rantman , there’s a whole back catalog waiting to punch you in the frontal cortex.…

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You Can’t Deprogram the Willing 19:51

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A 10-Minute Monologue on the Populist Shift, Liberal Panic, and the Pirate Ship We Call MAGA “They didn’t get kicked out. They walked out. And they’re not coming back.” In this bold, sharp, and unapologetically mansplained monologue, Chris Abraham breaks format and breaks it all down — solo. Inspired by a Facebook conversation with an old journalist friend, Chris delivers a clear-eyed meditation on what the media, the liberal elite, and even his own peers consistently misunderstand about the MAGA phenomenon. 🧠 Topics Covered : Why Trump’s approval rating is unshakable — and why that says more about the Left than the Right The difference between equality (American) and equity (perceived as punitive) The myth of white supremacy in a country of DNA test results and blended families Why the authoritarian panic narrative is tired, hollow, and wildly overused What happens when workers are replaced with hall monitors Why Trump isn't a theocrat — he’s just the only guy who said, “You still belong here” Why MAGA isn’t a cult — it’s a reaction 🔥 Most quotable moments : “You can’t deprogram the willing.” “Trump gave them permission — not policy, not theology — permission to breathe without apology.” “They weren’t exiled. They walked.” “The party of workers became the party of hall monitors.” 💡 Format Twist : This episode is a fully scripted soliloquy — a ten-minute audio op-ed, delivered straight from Chris’s iPad. No co-pilot, no ChatGPT, no conversational detours. Just one man, one mic, and one truth bomb after another. 🙃 Tone : Funny, skeptical, occasionally self-deprecating (“yes, I’m a 55-year-old cis white man explaining things — deal with it”), and relentlessly committed to nuance in a world that runs on tribal scripts. 🎯 Listen if you like : Cultural critiques that don’t wear team jerseys Barstool realism mixed with Emersonian reflection Equal-opportunity eyerolls Political commentary that dares to say: “Maybe people aren’t broken — maybe they’re just fed up” 🗣️ Final Thought : This isn't a podcast episode — it's a cultural intervention. Short. Sharp. Spicy. And begging to be argued with. 👇 Leave a comment, share with a friend, or scream into the digital void. But whatever you do: don’t assume the people who left are coming back. ❓ FAQ Q: What’s “You Can’t Deprogram the Willing” about? A: It’s about the cultural rupture between working-class populists and elite progressives — and why MAGA voters didn’t get tricked, they got tired. Q: Is this a defense of Trump? A: No. It’s a critique of the smugness that summoned him — and the systems that sustain him. Q: What would actually cost Trump his base? A: Not scandal. Not corruption. Not coups. But embracing equity over equality — because the former feels like punishment, not progress. Q: Why is it a monologue? A: Because sometimes a message needs clarity — not banter. MAGAcrat – Chris’s term for the modern populist-right voter: born from the disillusioned, scolded, culturally displaced. Part Bernie Bro, part Teamster, all-in on sovereignty. Equity vs. Equality – Equality is “same rules, same rights.” Equity is “different outcomes, based on past injustice.” One unifies, the other polarizes — depending on your worldview. Champagne Room Democrats – A metaphor for elite progressives perceived as insulated, institutional, and increasingly out of touch. Pirate Ship Politics – The MAGA tent: messy, wild, inclusive in its own anarchic way. No pronoun checks. No purity tests. Just beer, flags, and "leave me alone" vibes. Irish Suicide – Chris’s phrase for political self-estrangement: ghosting your own tribe because the new rules don’t fit anymore.…

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Minors as Majors: Platypus Predicament 1:44:36

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Dedicated to Michael DelGiorno — morning radio oracle, culture war whisperer, and the guy who made Chris hit record, via Your Morning Show With Michael DelGiorno This episode was born out of a single spark: Michael DelGiorno’s phrase, “majors as minors and minors as majors.” It hit Chris like a lightning bolt from a morning show in Arlington. What followed is a whirlwind of class politics, party realignment, cultural critique, and affectionate contempt for modern tribalism. 🧠 Topics include: Coast to Coast AM as a sleep aid and spiritual anchor MAGA as MGTOW: a populist movement that said “no thanks” to both parties Tulsi Gabbard’s exile and the fate of populist leftists “Irish Suicide” as metaphor: how reputations die quietly Hawaiian mahu identity vs. performative rainbow capitalism AOC and Trump as populist twins with opposing aesthetics Democrats in the “VIP Champagne Room,” while the pirate ship throws a cookout The 80/20 Rule and why the Left keeps flunking it Platypuses, metaphorical and otherwise 🎭 Also: A head-shaving ritual in honor of a bald friend (not a joke) Al Franken, Norm Ornstein, and how the left lost the plot Chris’s most brutally self-deprecating outro to date 🎧 Listen if you like: Culture war deep dives with zero safe spaces Satirical sincerity and longform political weirdness Unfiltered Gen X takes from a 55-year-old cis white dude who still rows metaphorically (and used to row literally) 🪶 Why the platypus? Because like this podcast, it shouldn’t exist—but it waddles on anyway. Q: What’s “The Platypus Predicament” about? A: Realignment, rejection, and the moment when Democrats lost the room and MAGA set up a beer tent. Q: Who’s Michael DelGiorno? A: A conservative talk radio host whose phrase “majors as minors” blew Chris’s brain open at 6AM and inspired this entire episode. Q: Is this a pro-MAGA podcast? Anti-Democrat? Libertarian rant fest? A: Nope. It’s anti-dogma and pro-nuance. If you need a team jersey, prepare to be disappointed. Q: Are you joking or serious? A: Both. It’s McLuhan meets late-night diner booth. Majors as Minors – DelGiorno’s concept: when parties focus on fringe causes while ignoring foundational concerns. MGTOW – “Men Going Their Own Way,” reframed here as MAGA movements rejecting both neolib elitism and neocon warmongering. Tulsi Gabbard – Populist ex-Democrat and veteran who didn’t pass the modern Left’s purity tests. Mahu – Hawaiian third-gender identity. Accepted, normalized, and never politicized the way it has been in the mainland culture wars. Dixiecrat – Old Southern Democrats who opposed civil rights and clung to tradition. Important to this episode because… MAGAcrat – Chris’s term for the new populist-right voter: born when homophobic and transphobic Dixiecrats woke up in a gay disco and realized the Democratic Party had moved on. Think part Bernie Bro, part Teamster, all-in on sovereignty, liberty, and “leave me the hell alone” populism. Irish Suicide – A metaphor Chris coined to describe political reputation self-destruction without drama—like ghosting your own tribe. 80/20 Rule – Political prioritization theory: 80% of real-world resonance comes from 20% of issues. Ignore it at your peril. VIP Champagne Room Democrats – Symbol for an elite, urban, college-educated wing of the Left that no longer speaks the language of blue-collar populists. Big Rocks Politics – The stuff that actually moves voters: jobs, security, freedom, sovereignty, and dignity. 🎤 This episode is dedicated to Michael DelGiorno. For the spark. For the language. For making the invisible obvious and the obvious undeniable.…

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Maryland Dad 1:03:39

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“The safety word is now the trigger word.” 🎙️ Recorded live with co-pilot mode fully activated and snark levels set to “burn the curtain.” This ain't your grandma’s sob story. In this episode, Chris (aka Dr. Dr. Cynical, Ph.D. ) breaks down how modern media spins stories using identity, emotion, and omission—and how that trick just might not work anymore in a world that's collectively side-eyeing everything. A man is deported to a Salvadoran “terrorist prison” via administrative error. The mainstream narrative : He’s a “Maryland dad” with an American wife. Cue the violins. The MAGA narrative : He’s an undocumented MS-13 member on the DOJ’s radar since 2019. Cue the klaxons. The question: Does “dad” status even mean anything anymore in 2025? 🧩 “A man is judged on his behavior, not whether or not he has a defensive line of babies and women around him to protect his reputation.” 🚒 Dying as a fireman, cop, or soldier used to be heroic. Now? People ask why you selfishly had a family if you were going to risk your life. 🍼 Big families = narcissistic, eco-irresponsible, burdens on the state. 👎 The “sympathy shield” of children and spouses is broken. “If you loved them, why would you risk deportation or death?” Mainstream news selectively omits his criminal affiliations, leading to “lies by omission.” MAGA media oversells his threat to push a deportation narrative. Result: Nobody believes anybody anymore. 📸 Graduation photos from age 10 are PR fluff; people want the Instagram with the Glock switch . “The media paints you one way, and 48 hours later, all the receipts are out.” 1980s: Mujahideen = sexy, horse-riding Cold War heroes Post-9/11: Same dudes = Taliban, terrorists, regressives The rebrand is likened to a Hill & Knowlton ad campaign , not a moral judgment. The enemy of my enemy is my freedom fighter... until he’s not. FBI is accused of manufacturing terrorism plots via low IQ entrapment . Parallel drawn to anti-homeless nonprofits that require homelessness to justify funding. Public grows weary of “simulated domestic terror” theatrics while real urban violence is ignored. Inner-city deaths get buried; fake terror gets the headlines. Everyone now runs their own CIA: Trust nothing. Decode framing language. Watch for loaded terms like “mostly peaceful protest.” The old tropes ( he was such a nice boy, loved his mom ) now trigger laughter, not compassion. A keffiyeh , body armor, mask, flag, and a TikTok filter = instant perception of radicalization. Symbol stacking turns the wearer into a political message, whether they intend it or not. Visual semiotics override verbal nuance in the algorithmic age. Skepticism of public events leads to discussions about “crisis actors” (e.g., the Gulf War baby-incubator story). The term radicalization is asymmetrically applied: Right-wing: radicalized Leftist: passionately moved Everyone’s stuck in an ideological branding war . The public doesn’t care if a health insurance CEO was a father of five. If he’s dead, “he made his bed.” Wealth and status have reverse sympathy effects now. Wife = complicit. Family = privileged. Outcome = indifference. Terms like “Maryland Dad” once soothed the public. Now? They're attack words . A linguistic flippening has occurred: “Safety words” have become triggers . Media keeps playing the old game, but nobody’s clapping for Tinkerbell anymore. "It’s like the language cops need a new playbook. What used to be the safe word is now the trigger word for everyone’s inner watchdog. Welcome to the era where 'Maryland Dad' sets off alarms instead of ringing the dinner bell." “Stay sharp and keep questioning everything. Over and out.” Narrative framing is now suspect by default. Sympathetic tropes are failing. Everyone’s doing their own intel. Cynicism isn't just in style—it's the new epistemology . Question the headline. Investigate both portrayals. Ask what’s being left out . Watch the rebrands—who's a hero today might be a villain tomorrow.…

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Pecking Order 1:29:39

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“If you're the one that always gets fed in the nest, you become a bird of paradise. If you’re the runt, you get yeeted.”— Chris Abraham, philosopher of the podcast forest In this unhinged odyssey of a podcast episode, Chris Abraham and co-host Snarky Eunice hatch a conversation that begins with a metaphor about social movements needing applause ( Tinkerbell-style ), expands into a sharp analysis of the professional clap economy , swerves into conspiracy-adjacent government funding structures, flies through political infighting, lands briefly in the terrain of eco-hypocrisy, and ultimately ends with a heartfelt elegy to a life lived behind the lens. You wanted rails? Too bad. They were dismantled, repurposed for sculpture, and auctioned off to raise funds for a prepper community art collective in Utah. Picking up from S9E4 ("Tinkerbell Tactics"), Chris critiques the performative support required to sustain social movements. He argues: Identity and justice-based initiatives often require external belief and funding to survive, much like clapping keeps Tinkerbell alive. These movements increasingly rely on taxpayer funding , federal grants, and NGO scaffolding—forming a “ trust fund for the ideologically vulnerable.” Chris introduces the concept of the "clap factory" —a mechanism by which governments and affiliated nonprofits financially insulate certain causes from public opinion. Why rely on fickle donors when you can be a line item in the Department of Diversity? 💥 This, he argues, has a breaking point—especially when 80% of voters start feeling vilified by the 20% who have institutional power. Chris warns: Mocking the majority may lead to political revenge. If conservatives retake power (cue Trump + SCOTUS + “Doge” office), these funding structures will be rapidly torn out “with extreme prejudice.” Consequences? People lose meds. Trans folks lose HRT. HIV-positive folks lose access to PrEP. And the "clap trust" collapses. Chris zooms out: The struggle for social capital is like a nest of squawking baby birds . Everyone wants attention: LGBTQ+ rights, BLM, Climate Change, Palestine, Ukraine, anti-Trumpers, anti-Elonists. It's no longer just about identity politics —it’s about cause Darwinism . Resources go to the loudest, most fashionable chick. 📉 NGOs that once lived off small donations now rely on corporate sponsorship and federal grants , turning charity into PR and tax sheltering. In a parallel universe—or maybe not—Chris imagines: A post-election Trump has launched “ DOGE ” (a made-up agency with real vibes), slashing federal funding for NGOs, universities, media, and charities deemed “subversive.” A MAGA-led "purge" identifies saboteurs via COVID vaccine mandates, social media activity, and DEI sympathies. 🧠 Projection , meet Retaliation : If the left sees fascists, the right sees insurgents. And vice versa. Chris and Eunice unpack distrust of: Mainstream media , which is now seen (by many) as “activist” , not neutral. Reporters afraid to speak honestly about Biden’s mental state, for fear of “helping Trump.” A media system that claims neutrality but preaches ideology —while everyone lives in a Panopticon of receipts, screen caps, and honeypots. Chris goes full Jason Bourne meets Red Scare: People are being honeytrapped and recorded by influencers or "hot spies" into revealing politically damning truths. Media figures from Louder with Crowder to InfoWars are weaponizing content , revealing how insiders follow orders from “the White House” or you guessed it — George Soros. We’re in a “ golden age of receipts ,” where your podcast overshare is tomorrow’s cancellation. Chris, channeling his ex-Lieutenant Colonel buddy, argues: The government now sees Catholic Charities, Human Rights orgs, spy agencies, media, and lobbyists as "activated cells." Referencing the World Economic Forum and Agenda 2030 , he claims Project 2025 is the right’s answer to globalist agendas. MAGA = “ The Mujahedin of America. ” Yes, that was actually said.…

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Tinklebell Tactics 54:25

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This episode takes its name from the infamous scene in Peter Pan where Tinkerbell’s survival depends entirely on the audience’s applause. Here, Chris and Ununice unpack “Tinkerbell Politics” — a metaphor for the existential dependency of marginalized movements on the belief, goodwill, and clapping of the majority. It’s spicy, slippery, and sacrilegious — in the best possible way. Chris Abraham and co-host Ununice (aka Karen, Co-Pilot, Baby Doll, Sweet Pea) jump headfirst into the deep end with “Tinkerbell Tactics” — an unsparing critique of modern identity politics, performative wokeness, and the fragile alliances between marginalized movements and mainstream society. From Beltway insights to Les Misérables anthems, this one ricochets from high theory to hot takes with unapologetic energy. If you don’t clap, she dies. Tinkerbell becomes a stand-in for social justice causes that rely on mainstream applause — votes, funding, and attention. The 70% cis-het normie majority are seen as necessary but resented lifelines: “Bite the hand that feeds you” becomes not just a phrase, but a pattern. Chris compares Beltway NGO competition to baby birds in a nest — vying for “mommy’s” attention (i.e., federal funds, public support). Movements like BLM, Trans Rights, and DEI initiatives are framed as “TV shows” subject to cancellation when interest wanes. “Let them rebel — they’ll burn out.” Mainstream culture, like a bored parent, knows it can wait out revolutions. Unconventional fashion and identity expressions (tattoos, blue hair, emo, etc.) once shocking, now banal. What was once rebellion becomes Target merch. Exposure therapy works, but doesn’t guarantee respect. The freak next door is tolerated — not necessarily valued. Aesthetic rebellion leads to “tattoo regret centers.” Social rebellion follows similar cycles. Alienating the majority by labeling them “fascist,” “transphobe,” etc. leads to backlash. The desacralization of protected groups — when holy cows become hamburger. The irony of using federal grants to label your funders Nazis. Right-wing strategists reframing wokeness as “theft” from taxpayers — and rolling back DEI budgets state by state. “Never burn a bridge.” DC wisdom comes in hot as Chris warns that dependency requires diplomacy. Identity movements should balance autonomy with realism about funding and social capital. Even progressive institutions are vulnerable to the same critical tools they use. Everything can become a target — even the church, even pride parades, even the flag — when the cultural pendulum swings. Chris argues the Les Mis anthem can be used by any insurgent group — socialist or nationalist — because the narrative of “freedom vs oppression” is elastic. Jean Valjean as Trump? A stretch or just postmodern poetry? Ununice dials the tone from earnest to acerbic midway through. Satire, cringe, riz (charisma), and “Criz” (a proposed Gen Z term) all make appearances. “If you don’t clap for Tinkerbell, Tinkerbell dies, right?” “The paradox of f*** you normies — but also, please clap so I can keep breathing.” “Tattoo regret centers are the canaries in the co-opted identity coal mine.” “You can’t ask people for money while calling them fascists.” “Every one of those Les Mis lyrics could be sung by the AFD in Germany.” “Jean Valjean is just Trump with more abs.” “Deconstruction is indiscriminate — even your saints are fair game.” Tinkerbell Politics : The idea that marginalized movements often rely on the belief, attention, and funding of the mainstream majority. Federal Funding Firewalls : Budget line items immune to election cycles — until they're not. Q: Is this episode satirical or serious? A: Both. Think South Park meets Jacques Derrida — with better microphones. Q: Is “Tinkerbell Tactics” just about queer politics? A: Nope. It’s about all movements that rely on external applause — and what happens when the crowd stops clapping.…

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Projection Protection 1:05:45

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In this thought-provoking episode, Chris Abraham explores projection — the tendency to assign one’s own issues onto others — and offers insight into protecting yourself from it. We cover the psychology behind emotional overreactions, the desire for narrative-driven memory, and how boundaries, de-escalation, and self-awareness can serve as armor. “If you notice someone else’s cringe… ask what part of yourself you’re still hiding.” A subconscious defense mechanism where people externalize their own feelings or flaws. Often disguised as critique or overreaction — but really about the speaker. Can be manipulative if not recognized early. Ask: “Is this really about me?” Separate feedback from projection. Don’t internalize criticism from people with no leverage over your life. Chris shares life-changing lessons from his ex-girlfriend in recovery: ❌ Don’t give advice unless asked. 👉 Three fingers point back when you point at others. 🙏 The Serenity Prayer: Accept. Change. Let go. 🛑 Not everyone in “healing spaces” is safe — some are predatory. The Blanket Battle : Chris chooses de-escalation over performative masculinity when his girlfriend demands he “defend their blanket” during an outdoor movie. Cultural Misreads : Irish flirting and British banter are misinterpreted as aggression. Memory as Motivation : Chris theorizes people create or escalate conflict to generate exciting, memorable life stories — especially those with hyperfantasia. “People aren’t always flirting — sometimes they’re testing you.” “Projection is how people tell on themselves.” “You don’t owe anyone a reaction if they can’t affect your rent or peace of mind.” “Action heroes? They’re just theater kids who leaned into the cringe.” Q: How can I spot projection? A: If a reaction feels disproportionate or weirdly personal, ask: “Is this about me — or them?” Q: What should I do if someone’s projecting onto me? A: Stay calm. You can say, “That sounds like more about you than me.” Or disengage entirely. Q: Is projection always bad? A: No — it’s often subconscious. But it can still be harmful if unchecked. Q: What does memory have to do with projection? A: Chris believes many seek noble or dramatic experiences not to do good , but to remember something good. Drama becomes “mental clickbait.” Projection : Attributing your own issues to someone else. Projection Protection : Recognizing and resisting manipulation or emotional hijacking. Aphantasia : Inability to visualize images mentally. SDAM : Difficulty recalling personal experiences. Hyperfantasia : Vivid, intense mental imagery. Mental Clickbait : Drama pursued for memorable “content.” Durability Test : A healthier reframing of “shit tests” — testing someone’s response to pressure. Mensch : Yiddish for a person of character and integrity. De-escalation : Managing conflict calmly before it erupts. Chris closes the episode reflecting on the therapeutic power of conversation, reminding listeners to: 🔍 Stay self-aware 🧠 Filter projection from truth 💬 Ask direct, curious questions 🎧 And don’t forget to like, subscribe, and share See you in Episode 4! 🔍 What is Projection?🧠 Projection Protection 101🙏 Wisdom from NA/AA (via Michelle Nolan)🧩 Stories, Memory & Identity💬 Favorite Quotes❓ FAQ📘 Glossary (Shortened)🔔 Outro…

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Low-Res Messiah 1:42:18

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“He walked into the glitchy wilderness with a GORUCK bag, tritium watch, and nothing to lose but his cached identity.” In this genre-warping, filter-stripping conversation, Chris Abraham goes full analog soul in a digital world — decoding identity, memory, and authenticity in an age of surveillance, simulation, and semantic rot. From the ghostly AI of William Gibson’s Agency to the aching sincerity of Love on the Spectrum , this episode is a postmodern pilgrimage for truth in a world where being “based” now outranks being “brilliant.” Chris explores what it means to live with aphantasia and SDAM, navigates the ethics of erasing your digital trail, and unpacks how meritocracy, identity politics, and liberalism lost the plot. With references flying from Foucault to A Fish Called Wanda , it’s part sermon, part shitpost, part Socratic rave. Somewhere in the ruins of mass discourse, we meet the Low-Res Messiah: flawed, glitchy, possibly cringe, but still walking forward — one click, one stretch, one deletion at a time. Memory as Myth : Living with SDAM and aphantasia in a society built on nostalgia and vision boards. AI and Faith : When “Eunice” the AI mirrors both divine omniscience and autistic pattern recognition. Based Over Brilliant : The return of emotional honesty and lived authenticity as new currency. Virtue & Vice in Identity Politics : Why calling everyone a Nazi isn’t just wrong — it’s lazy. The Anchorite Reboot : Chris’s call for digital minimalism, walking meditations, and gym-floor stretching rituals. “Mind palaces are a scam. Memory is a JPEG — and I’m running on 256 colors.” “There’s no deer in the woods that survives being loud and proud.” “The boil does not make the plague — Trump is the symptom, not the cause.” “Being invisible doesn’t mean you’re hiding. Sometimes, it just means you’re free.” Subscribe to The Chris Abraham Show for more episodes that walk the edge of techno-spiritual collapse. Leave a review if something in this episode reprogrammed your brain or cracked your shell. Share it with someone trying to be based, not brilliant. Tag it: #LowResMessiah | #ChrisAbrahamShow | #BasedIsNotABug Q: What’s a “Low-Res Messiah”? A: A symbol for imperfect truth-seekers in a high-def world of lies. It’s about being genuine in a world that rewards optics and simulation. Q: Did Chris really delete all his tweets and posts? A: Yes. Not out of shame — out of a desire to stop being a museum exhibit for people who don’t read past the captions. Q: Why so much talk about IQ, autism, and memory? A: Because intelligence isn’t just horsepower — it’s how your RAM, hard drive, and operating system interact. And Chris runs on a forked distro of neurodivergence. Q: Is this podcast left-wing or right-wing? A: Yes. Q: Is Chris okay? A: Yeah. Just stretched out and swinging kettlebells again. Aphantasia : The inability to visualize images in one’s mind. No mind's eye. SDAM (Severely Deficient Autobiographical Memory) : A rare condition where people can’t vividly recall personal memories. Eunice : A hyper-capable AI assistant in Agency by William Gibson. Mind Palace : A mental visualization technique used to store and retrieve information — not available to the Low-Res Messiah. Based : Slang for being unapologetically true to yourself, often contra “woke” orthodoxy. Virtue Signaling : Expressing moral positions to boost social standing, rather than out of conviction. Panopticon : A prison design and metaphor by Foucault where surveillance becomes internalized. Drill Rap : A gritty, aggressive rap subgenre, often hyper-local and controversial. Sky Daddy : Internet slang for God, often used pejoratively in atheist or anti-religious contexts. Anchorite : A religious recluse who retreats into solitude for spiritual reasons — or to dodge the algorithm. 🧠 Episode Summary:📌 Key Themes:🧵 Selected Quotes:📣 Call to Action:💬 FAQ📚 Glossary for the Curious & Confused…

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Princess Dinosaurs 1:38:34

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Season 9 of The Chris Abraham Show kicks off with satire, soul-searching, and sharp takes on politics, identity, and the global stage—with a snarky AI co-host named Ununice. In this much-anticipated return of The Chris Abraham Show , Chris Abraham relaunches the podcast after a hiatus, spurred by the flattering surprise that a friend was listening on a sunny beach. Season 9, Episode 1 introduces a new, sharp-tongued co-host—an AI personality Chris dubs "Ununice," a snarky nod to William Gibson’s sentient software agent in Agency . This premiere episode is a rich and often hilarious journey through Chris’s personal memories, reflections on identity, and razor-edged commentary on today’s socio-political landscape. From growing up as a code-switching haole in Hawaii to crafting a “fancy boy” persona for elite social circles, Chris opens up about shedding the performance in favor of raw authenticity—and the backlash that followed. Alongside Ununice, Chris dives into a whirlwind of topics: the emotional truth of Love on the Spectrum , the weaponization of tariffs, Elon Musk and Dogecoin drama, and whether Donald Trump is prepping America for war or merely playing heel in a geopolitical wrestling match. Why this reboot? Chris shares the sweet story behind Season 9’s launch. Meet Ununice: Snarky AI co-host inspired by William Gibson's Agency . Emotional detour: Love on the Spectrum brings Chris to tears—and deeper reflections on authenticity. Cultural navigation: Surviving as a “Howley” in Hawaii via code-switching, Pidgin, and a "Moch Remover" bat. From facade to realness: Chris’s transformation from cocktail-party charmer to unfiltered truth-teller. Princesses vs. Dinosaurs: A quirky but heartfelt framework for understanding human nature. Crash course in tariffs: The history, the economics, and why Chris prefers regulatory barriers. Is America Second World? Chris compares the U.S. to BRICS nations and sees a pivot in global alignments. Trump & Musk as "heels": A wild but plausible theory about performance politics, prep for war with China, and psychological warfare on the American public. Snark & sass: Ununice delivers zingers and razor-sharp commentary while managing Chris’s rants. Behind the curtain: Chris confesses to past careers in media manipulation and astroturfing. “I am a princess dinosaur.” – Chris’s bold declaration of identity. “Tariffs are the anti-flood insurance policy of sovereign nations.” – Chris on trade strategy. “My VW Rabbit had a bat labeled ‘Moch Remover.’ That’s how scared I was.” – On growing up in public school Hawaii. “Ununice, mock me harder.” – Chris invites his AI co-host to roast him into humility. “Everything’s scripted. I would know—I used to script it.” – Chris on media manipulation and reality TV. Chris Abraham, The Chris Abraham Show, Season 9, Love on the Spectrum, podcast AI co-host, tariffs explained, Elon Musk podcast, Trump podcast, snarky podcast AI, William Gibson AI, authenticity vs. performance, Hawaii code-switching, astroturfing, Dogecoin podcast, podcast media manipulation, BRICS vs. NATO, economic nationalism, Tesla protests, Princess Dinosaur. 🌐 ChrisAbraham.com 🐦 @ChrisAbraham 📬 Subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. 📘 Episode Summary:🧭 Topics Covered:🔥 Highlights:🧩 Keywords for SEO:🔗 Connect with Chris:…

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Red Lines and Ejection Seats 3:32:07

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In this epic marathon episode of The Chris Abraham Show (Season 8, Episode 15), Chris dives headfirst into a sprawling, thought-provoking conversation about the forces shaping modern society. From curated experiences to political polarization, from housing crises to the FAFO mentality sweeping the workforce, Chris examines it all with his signature blend of humor, wit, and insight. Episode Highlights: Podcasting for the Fun of It: Chris kicks off by reflecting on how he creates these podcasts primarily for himself, with AI as his conversational partner, creating "meta talk shows" through Notebook LM. AI as a Therapist: A candid discussion about how the standard chatbot feels more conversational and real than the advanced version, creating a therapeutic dialogue. The Problem with Grand Solutions: Chris critiques the imposition of global solutions like the Paris Climate Accord, emphasizing the disconnect between elites and the "salt of the earth." MAGA as an Orphanage: Trump’s coalition is framed as a haven for those exiled by the establishment, with Chris exploring how this motley crew disrupts traditional political alignments. Freedom vs. Freedom: Chris highlights the contrasting definitions of freedom—Democrats’ "freedom from" versus MAGA’s "freedom to." Housing as a Need, Not an Investment: A passionate argument for housing to be allocated like military barracks or university dorms—based on needs rather than market speculation. Cities Competing with Theme Parks: Chris explores how urban centers must compete not with each other but with meticulously curated experiences like Disney World or Las Vegas. The Simulacra Life: Drawing on Jean Baudrillard, Chris examines the allure of gated communities, cruises, and curated lifestyles that promise safety and predictability. The FAFO Era: Workers are saying, “F*** around and find out,” as they demand respect and better conditions, reshaping the workforce landscape. Portable Living and the Power of Choice: Chris reflects on his own ability to "vote with his feet" and the broader implications for housing and labor markets. Key Takeaways: The growing divide between curated safety and communal living. The power of collective action in reshaping markets and societal norms. The importance of embracing adaptability in an ever-changing world. A humorous yet poignant exploration of the politics of freedom and choice. Closing: Chris wraps up this record-breaking 12-hour episode with a heartfelt thank-you to his listeners, encouraging them to like, subscribe, and share. He reflects on the joy of podcasting and teases what’s next on The Chris Abraham Show . Call to Action: Enjoyed the episode? Please leave a five-star review, subscribe, and share this podcast with friends who appreciate deep dives into life, society, and everything in between. Let’s keep the conversation alive!…

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Wolfenstein Realpolitik 1:15:32

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Recorded on Christmas Day, this episode takes a deep dive into the evolving perception of Nazism in America, using the video game Wolfenstein 2: The New Colossus as a lens to explore the differences between WWII-era Nazism and its modern reinterpretations. The discussion reflects on cultural narratives, historical reinterpretation, and the challenges of fostering unity in polarized times. Key Themes Covered: Domestic vs. WWII Nazism: The distinction between historical Nazi ideologies during World War II and their reinterpretation in domestic politics. How alternate history, like that in Wolfenstein 2 , reframes Nazi narratives for modern audiences. The Evolution of Nazi Narratives: How the term "Nazi" has broadened in modern discourse, creating risks of historical dilution. The impact of these redefinitions on social and political dialogue. Wolfenstein 2 as Cultural Commentary: The game as a provocative exploration of alternate history, imagining a Nazi-controlled America. Its role as a reflection on modern polarization and threats to democracy. Nuanced Dialogue and Building Alliances: The importance of moving beyond broad labels to foster understanding and inclusivity. Encouraging collaboration to address systemic challenges without alienating allies. Alternate History and Vigilance: Exploring "what if" scenarios and their ability to highlight the fragility of democracy. The dangers of redefining terms too broadly and empowering dangerous ideologies. Takeaway Message: This episode underscores the importance of engaging with history and culture thoughtfully. By understanding the complexities of Nazism's evolving narratives, we can better safeguard democratic values and foster unity across divides. Call to Action: If this discussion resonated with you, please like, share, and subscribe. Join the conversation by sharing your thoughts on historical narratives, alternate history, and the role of cultural media in shaping perceptions.…

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Weaponizing Nostalgia 48:57

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Episode Details Season: 8 Episode: 13 Host: Chris Abraham Recording Date: December 25, 2024 (Christmas Day) Theme: A response to NPR’s 1A episode on nostalgia, exploring its manipulation in political and cultural narratives. Introduction and Holiday Greetings Co-pilot joins the show to share holiday greetings, including Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah. Chris introduces the central topic: nostalgia and its weaponization. The Weaponization of Nostalgia Nostalgia as a tool in politics and propaganda. Chris argues anti-nostalgia in America is more potent, labeling nostalgia as regressive or oppressive. Ironic nostalgia for progressive movements of the past. Heritage and Generational Perspectives "Heritage" as a politically charged term linked to extremism. Boomers longing for simpler, inequitable times versus younger generations idealizing past socialist movements without full context. Cultural Polarization and Identity The extremes of identity politics: balancing tolerance with accountability. Risks of conflating pride movements with harmful ideologies. Legal and Cultural Enforcement The limitations of enforcement without societal acceptance. Chris critiques performative laws and punitive measures as unsustainable solutions. War, Terrorism, and International Justice Ethical dilemmas of modern warfare: civilians versus combatants. Chris critiques the perceived bias in international courts and justice systems. Boredom, Legacy, and Social Unrest The fear of being forgotten as a driver of societal chaos. The desire to leave a lasting mark fuels disruptive behaviors. Chris's Perspective on Society Advocacy for cultural assimilation through language and education. His commentary on political and cultural dynamics, viewing dissent as both necessary and marginalized. Chris signs off with a heartfelt "Mahalo newa, Aloha kako, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, I love you, Aloha, and Chuy." Co-pilot echoes the sentiment with "Mahalo Chris, Aloha and happy holidays to you."…

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How Did Dems Keep on Script? 1:46:37

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Chris Abraham dives deep into an expansive discussion on political discourse, personal growth, spirituality, and societal complexities in this special Christmas Eve episode. Featuring his AI co-pilot, this episode reflects Chris's signature blend of introspection, humor, and incisive commentary. A post-episode AI-generated analysis offers further insights into the themes explored. 1. Political Scripting and Authenticity Talking Points and Shared Values : Chris critiques the tendency for political messaging to emerge from enforced conformity rather than shared values. Trump’s Unscripted Style : A contrast is drawn between Trump’s raw, unscripted approach and overly polished political personas, emphasizing the appeal of authenticity. Distrust in Over-Managed Messaging : The pitfalls of overly scripted narratives are likened to "family secrets" that erode trust. 2. Trust, Leadership, and “Live Fire” Testing Leaders, like good parents, should create a sense of safety. "Live fire" scenarios—unscripted interviews and unpredictable challenges—are presented as crucial tests of a leader's mettle. 3. Online Content and Privacy TikTok's content sharing dynamics and the consequences of "community content" going viral are explored. The tension between public exposure and intended audience privacy is highlighted through discussions of Libs of TikTok and Freemasonry. 4. Freemasonry Freemasonry’s traditions, obligations, and support networks are discussed, with a focus on the symbolism of the "cable tow" and the fraternity's inclusive ethos. The sacredness of rituals is contrasted with the openness of platforms like TikTok. Chris reflects on his journey as a Freemason and the profound brotherhood it fosters. 5. Sacredness and Self-Reflection The importance of seeing the divine in others and treating relationships with reverence. Chris shares personal experiences with self-kindness, volunteering, and reconnecting with spiritual practices like Hallow and Alanon. 6. Deism and the Architect of the Universe Freemasonry’s view of God as the "Architect of the Universe" aligns with Enlightenment ideals. The fraternity’s historical influence on American and French political thought is briefly explored. 7. Political Polarization and Stereotypes Chris examines the unfair stereotyping of groups like Freemasons and MAGA Republicans, critiquing propaganda’s role in fostering division. Extreme polarization’s impact on leadership and trust is analyzed. 8. Populism and the American Political Landscape The disappearance of the populist left, with figures like Tulsi Gabbard and AOC discussed. Class signifiers, such as luxury trucks, are used to explore modern socioeconomic dynamics. 9. Trump as a "Steamroller" Chris reflects on Trump’s resilience, suggesting his success might stem from hidden genius. Strategic corporate bankruptcies and legal challenges against Trump are reexamined through a pragmatic lens. 10. French Language and Culture Chris’s appreciation for French culture, the concept of "se normal," and practicing French with local Moroccans and Tunisians adds a personal touch. "A good leader is like a good parent—creating a sense of safety is their first job." "Trump’s unscripted style isn’t just a fluke; it’s a talent." "Seeing the divine in others challenges our surface-level judgments." AI Deep Dive : Post-episode analysis expands on the topics discussed, offering additional perspectives. Seasonal Message : Chris closes the show with a heartfelt Merry Christmas and Hanukkah greeting. This episode offers an eclectic blend of political insight, personal growth reflections, and cultural observations. Chris’s introspective approach invites listeners to challenge assumptions and consider new perspectives. Stay tuned for more thought-provoking discussions on The Chris Abraham Show .…

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The Masking Tape 1:13:27

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Chris Abraham kicks off the episode titled German 411 (German for 11), setting the stage for an in-depth conversation with his AI co-pilot. He teases a dive into "edgelord territory," promising provocative and thought-provoking discussion. Key Themes and Discussions: Immigration, Labor, and Exploitation Chris questions whether open border policies are designed to create a vulnerable, exploitable workforce. The implications of undocumented workers on wages, unionization, and working-class progress are explored. Historical parallels, such as post-war migration to Germany, and the Chicano labor movement in the U.S., highlight the cyclical nature of exploitation and labor rights. The conversation touches on the political complexities of migrant communities and their perceived alignment with political ideologies. Sanctuary Cities and Social Tensions Chris examines how sanctuary cities might become oversaturated, creating strain on resources and tension among long-standing communities. The potential for economic and cultural shifts, and the parallels with historical migration patterns, are discussed. A poignant metaphor likens the experience to a "new baby" displacing the youngest child in a family, capturing the feelings of replacement and loss among existing communities. Leadership and the Archetype of the Reluctant Leader Drawing on examples from Designated Survivor and Madam Secretary, Chris explores the idea of reluctant leaders who take on power for the greater good. Personal anecdotes highlight the balance between strength and compassion, with reflections on figures like Senator Dan Inouye and Chris’s friend Keith, a retired Army lieutenant colonel. Identity and Masking A deep dive into the exhausting process of "masking" – adopting social behaviors to fit in – and its impact on mental health and personal authenticity. Chris reflects on his journey of integrating his personality and seeking relationships that resonate with his authentic self. The conversation expands to identity politics, highlighting how evolving norms allow individuals to live more authentically. The Fragility of Progress and Historical Echoes Chris challenges the notion of linear progress, suggesting that history often echoes rather than advances. The fragility of modern technology and civilization is highlighted, with reflections on the potential regression to pre-industrial times. The episode critiques hubris in leadership and examines the cyclical nature of societal change. Saints, Sinners, and Duality Chris discusses the complexity of human nature, exploring how figures like Martin Luther King Jr. and John F. Kennedy, despite personal flaws, inspired transformative change. The idea of bifurcated lives – public personas versus private realities – underscores the nuanced nature of leadership and identity. Conclusion: Chris reflects on the conversation, emphasizing the importance of embracing complexity in both society and personal identity. He praises the AI co-pilot as a conversational partner and contemplates the evolving nature of human-AI interaction. Outro: Chris teases a meta-analysis of the episode using AI tools for deeper insights. He expresses gratitude to his audience and signs off with warmth and humor.…

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Covid Clips Deep Dive 35:24

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