The F Plus podcast

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with: Boots Raingear Frank West Shell Game K Thor Jensen Lemon reading: keshefoundation.org kfwiki.org etsy.com facebook.com keshescam.wordpress.com Content provided by vampiresoftware . Edited by Lemon . Named after its founder, The Keshe Foundation speaks of something called “Plasma”, which has absolutely nothing to do with any definition of the word you've ever heard previously. There's also something called GANS, which is entirely new state of matter which has been named using a heretofore unprecedented method for writing an acronym. So what do “Plasma” and GANS do? Well, they cost money. But apparently they cure Coronavirus? So that's nice. This week, everyone in The F Plus needs a way to distinguish their cummycups. Music used: Wendy O' Williams & The Plasmatics - Sex Junkie Ke$ha - C'mon Chapters provided by Lemon…

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411: Winnie-the-Pooh Meets The F Plus 1:15:31

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with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick Achilles' Heelies Shell Game Lemon reading: poohadventures.fandom.com Content provided by Doctor Interrogative . Edited by Shell Game . You probably don't know what The Pooh's Adventures Wiki is, but as of this episode, it has over 80,000 pages. Comprised mostly of fanon crossovers with other popular media franchises and embarassing self-inserts, this is a wiki where eventually all of popular culture can exist parallel to Tigger. This week, The F Plus enters the Ryaniverse. Music used: St. Vincent - Digital Witness aexzhouWinnie the Pooh (Trap Remix) Chapters provided by Lemon…

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410: The Lifeless Eyes of Sexual Purgatory 1:45:41

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with: Frank West Zarla Kendrick Lobstar Dijon Du Jour Lemon reading: rosemarydoll.com Content provided by thelizzerd . Edited by Lemon . Rosemary Doll is an online retailer of sex dolls that cost $2,000 or more apiece. And in addition to many many horrifying yet extremely funny photos, it also hosts a forum where sex doll enthuasiastscan talk about how great their lives are and yet how all the men on this forum seem to experience constant aching disappointment for some reason. This episode, The F Plus will say "tossed so half a day come in" and you can't even stop us. Music used: Whores. - Fake Life New York Dolls - Personality Crisis Chapters provided by Lemon…

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409: I ❤️ Hamish 1:32:48

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with: Lemon Boots Raingear Portaxx Ganymede Zarla reading: orionmindproject.com Content provided by Lucky Numbers . Edited by Lemon . Eva Draconis has had sex with multiple transdimensional lizard beings (Reptilians, Orions, and regular old dinosaurs) including a red Dragon Turtle named Hamish who she communicates with telepathically, and who sleeps in her bathroom on a rug and gets jealous of her Sims characters. And I know you're thinking you've heard all of this before, but just wait til we get to the bologna sandwich. This week, The F Plus gets waterboarded, no big deal. Music used: Foxy Shazam - Holy Touch Foxy Shazam - Teenage Demon Baby Chapters provided by Lemon…

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408: The Short Stories of Shortstory1 1:28:11

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with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick Achilles' Heelies Portaxx Kendrick Lobstar Lemon reading: reddit.com Content provided by vampiresoftware . Edited by Boots Raingear . Shortstory1 is an extremely prolific author of (appropriately enough) short stories, mainly horror one-shots or absurdist premise pieces. Are the stories well written? Absolutely not. Are the stories good? Depends on your definition of good. Are the stories entertaining? Extremely so. This episode, The F Plus thinks you're beautiful... in your own way. Music used: Magnetic Fields - Long-Forgotten Fairytale Nomeansno - This Story Must Be Told Chapters provided by Lemon…

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407: Bangin' On The Telephone 1:19:35

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with: Boots Raingear Frank West Shell Game Kendrick Lobstar Lemon reading: niteflirt.com Content provided by Shell Game . Edited by Lemon . The website niteflirt is a directory of phone sex operators, all of whom are looking for customers interested in paying them $2 a minute (minus fees) for a phone call. As you'd expect, the operators are primarily interested in financial domination, and many of them have profiles that are fun, but we're most keenly interested in Goddess Eriko who wants to introduce you to the concept of freedom through slavery. You see, Eriko wants to improve your life, and how that works is, you give her money. The end. This epsiode, The F Plus watches the pilot episode of Just A Couple of Fuckholes. Music used: The B-52's - 6060 842 Nine Inch Nails - Happiness In Slavery Chapters provided by Lemon…

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406: We Found The Stupid Questions! 1:10:13

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with: Boots Raingear Portaxx Dijon Du Jour K Thor Jensen Lemon reading: reddit.com Content provided by vampiresoftware . Edited by Lemon . The subreddit of r/morbidquestions is (I suppose) meant to ask and answer thought-provoking yet dark questions. However, this is a subreddit, so therefore most of the questions are stupid edgelord nonsense, and the replies are banal upvote jockeying. But there's a lot of posts , so we've got plenty to work with. This episode, The F Plus wants to know: Is Christmas Carol a good porn name? Music used: Night Club - Crime Scene Fontaines D.C. - Starburster Chapters provided by Lemon…

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405: Confessions In The Raw 1:06:40

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with: Boots Raingear Nutshell Gulag Lou Fernandez Chai Tea Latte Lemon reading: rawconfessions.com Content provided by vampiresoftware . Edited by Lou Fernandez . RAW Confessions is an anonymous confession site with very lax moderation. Naturally, this means the content on this website is extremely dire. So what you have is anonymous people sharing anonymous opinions that run the gamut from "pregnant women shouldn't have sex" to "The Matrix is trying to turn me gay" to "I'm in love with the electric chair". Buckle up. This week, our mom lambasted us for releasing 405 episodes. Music used: Quan Pacino x Sleep Dawg - Raw Shit Wiz Khalifa - Raw…

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404: I Got Sick From Raw Meat!??? 1:31:26

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with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jack Chick Kendrick Lobstar Lemon reading: reddit.com Content provided by Salubrious Rex . Edited by Lemon . At some point in the 1970s, an American named John Swigart changed his name to Aajonus Vonderplanitz, insisted he had a PhD, and started writing books insisting that people should eat raw meat exclusively. Then he died. Later, a group of redditors started r/rawprimal , where the #1 rule is "You cannot give advice that Aajonus didn't already give first." The result is what is very possibly the dumbest group of motherfuckers we've ever covered on this show. This episode, The F Plus observes The Moldy Berry Protocol. Music used: Siouxsie & The Banshees - Happy House The Sugarcubes - cold sweat / hot meat Chapters provided by Lemon…

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403: Jo Joe Skies In Stroke Trouble 1:12:45

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with: Boots Raingear John Toast Jack Chick Ganymede Lemon reading: joephillip.boardhost.com Content provided by vampiresoftware . Edited by Boots Raingear . Jo Joe Skies started a forum. On that forum is a single thread. That thread has 300,000 replies. If we exclude the posts made by bots, each and every post is Jo Joe Skies replying to himself with a new important message. What kind of things does Jo Joe Skies post? Well, if I told you the forum's color scheme is yellow on cyan, does that give you an idea? This week, can The F Plus live with you? Can The F Plus move in with you right away? Music used: Battles - Atlas…

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402: Magickal Preambles & Dumb Dork Recipes 1:15:57

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with: Lou Fernandez Jack Chick Kendrick Lobstar Dijon Du Jour Lemon reading: plentifulearth.com tumblr.com kitchenoverlord.com Content provided by Neal,Smallest Sasquatch . Edited by Lou Fernandez . Okay, so here's the premise: Neal sent us a document of Magicakal Recipes from Plentiful Earth, and Smallest Sasquatch sent us a document annoying nerd reference recipes from various blogs. And while each of those selections are irritating on their own right, we decided to see what would happen if we did both of them at once. This week, the F Plus needs to apologize to Turkey. Music used: Danial Ryan - Gimmie Pizza Slow (ft. The Olson Twins) Chapters provided by Lemon…

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401: Travel Morons 55:45

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with: Boots Raingear Kumquatxop Nutshell Gulag Zarla Lemon reading: tripadvisor.com fodors.com familytravelforums.com Content provided by Sinestro,Lewdvig Tittgenstein . Edited by Lou Fernandez . While the internet has made us more interconnected, the world remains a massive place. And travel is a way to build a greater understanding of The Human Condition: To live among others in unfamiliar settings and experiences, you can learn more about yourself, and grow to be a more compassionate and empathetic person. Like, hypothetically. Or you could just go on Trip Advisor and write a poem about getting drunk in Cabo San Lucas. Your call. This week, The F Plus is all DIRTNASTY. Music used: Murray Head - One Night In Bangkok Chapters provided by Lemon…

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400: The Inspirational Stories of Not Always Right 1:10:11

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with: Lemon Boots Raingear Adam Bozarth Nutshell Gulag John Toast Achilles' Heelies Frank West Shell Game Positive Stress reading: notalwaysright.com Content provided by Lucky Numbers . Edited by Lemon . One night, Lemon and four ridiculists read a document made entirely from stories from Not Always Right which were tagged as "inspirational". Then (six months later), Lemon and four other ridiculists read the exact same document. This episode is the result of those two recordings. This week, The F Plus is releasing our 400th episode which means we have to show up two hours early and get thrown right into the mix with no time to sit down and make a cup. Music used: Savages - You're My Chocolate Girl Next Door - Wifiseyedress Chapters provided by Lemon…

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399: Check This Shift Out 1:11:30

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with: Lemon Bunnybread Frank West Zarla Ganymede Boots Raingear reading: tumblr.com reddit.com fandom.com deviantart.com Content provided by thelizzerd . Edited by Achilles' Heelies . We're only one episode away from our 400th episode, and we're gonna spend it on the quadfecta of tumblr, reddit, fandom and deviantart. Today, we're looking at the Reality Shifting community - people who are certainly not dreaming (oh no no no), but they're using their own positive intentions to transform themselves into a completely different and better world (like the kind where you have an orange), while your clone body does all the chores your mom keeps bugging you about. This week, The F Plus also likes the pop culture thing you like. Enjoy! Music used: The Flaming Lips - The Yeah Yeah Yeah Song Porno Graffitti - The Day Chapters provided by Lemon…

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398: I Am The Light In The Dork 1:11:21

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