This week The Gays are joined by none other than Winner of RuPauls Drag Race season 11 - Yvie Oddly! This week we kiki with Yvie over their new book 'All About Yvie: Into the Oddity' available June 19th! Get to know everything there is to know about Yvie before the book! The Gays talk about what it's like being a Drag Race Winner, growing up in Col…

This week The Gays take it to church. Jesus comes back to life apparently, Kevin gets confirmed as gay and Justin accidentally death drops in his crocs. Justin and Kevin discuss Beyonce's new country album, their thoughts on covering songs and Kevin smooches Trevor from Love is Blind?! This weeks drink tasting is the Absolut Vodka + Ocean Spray Can…

This week, it's all about the music! The Gays are joined by musician (& pal of Justin) Carl Pariso to talk all about the music industry, his upcoming album 'Level 30' and his upcoming show at the Rockwood Music Hall in New York! Justin and Kevin talk boy band crushes, favorite (and least favorite) genres of music, jealousy in relationships and show…

This week the Gays talk about Aldi's grocery stores and the employee's piss poor attitude, the power of a Girl Scout Cookie, Justin's experiences as a Boy Scout and learning about sex while role playing at Reggie Rocket from Rocket Power. Kevin knows gets called out for being TOO regular at Panera Bread, Justin roasts a high school girl, Kevin know…

Everybody say LOVE! 💖 This week The Gays celebrate Valentine's Day together! Justin helps Kevin find a soulmate, Kevin flirts with his Dad's ex-boyfriend, and Justin pens a letter to Jen Shah while Kevin contemplates writing a love letter to a convict. The Gays try to get a date with Cher, talk the Grammys, who a TRUE Icon is and their thoughts on …

This week the Gays return from a restful & relaxing vacation and....nothing has changed. Justin gets a new job, Kevin sends an embarrassing photo to a cute boy, Gypsy Rose Blanchard becomes a free murderer and Justin wants to plant a smooch on Larry the Cable Guy. Kevin has a bone to pick with their Instagram followers and the Gays get real while a…

This week The Gays are getting away! Justin and Kevin answer your questions about Kelly Clarkson, the Best and Worst Gift they've ever given/received, Kevin asks Justin about going on a naked game show and Justin calls out racism and homophobia in the workplace. That's a wrap on 2023! It's been a fun and wild ride this year! We'll see you again wit…

Oh by gosh by golly, these gays have had a rough week and they're falling apart! This week the Gays get real about getting older, Kevins balls, Justin has a kidney stone and Kevin pulls a muscle again while stretching. Justin and Kevin talk their relatable Mario Cart characters, living in a trailer park, fucking around and finding out and the compl…

This week the gays talk Spotify Wrapped, Kevin shares his most embarrassing artist in his top artists and apologies for some bold claims he made a few weeks ago and Justin talks Taylor Swifts rude move into everyone's top artist this year. Justin gets a new job, Jamie Spears loses a leg and the gays mourn the loss of a gay icon. These gays aren't p…

This week the Gays talk about their lack of understanding of technology and the episode that never was from the week before. Justin gets festive with new Hallmark Holiday Movies, Kevin makes his first trip to Cracker Barrel and Candice Cameron Bure puts her thong on backwards. Justin and Kevin discuss the Raven scandal, being a cheetah girl and pla…

This week the Gays sample a new hard tea pack by the brand Loverboy! (We recommend listening before buying...) Kevin and Justin talk reality TV, the Golde Bachelor, Flavor of Love, Rock of Love and what their show names would be. The Gays discuss their must-listen christmas albums, pop christmas songs and play a fun game of would you rather - Burp …

This week the Gays are Homo for the HoliGays! Halloween is over and we’re ready to deck the halls and get ready for winter. The Gays discuss Holiday movies, Soups, sickness, showers & crack some seltzers. Kevin shares intimate details about how he finally met his true love, Justin shares his opinions on the upcoming Wicked movie, the Gays share wha…

It's a Halloween Miracle! The Two Bland Gays are back to celebrate Halloween and their 3 year podcast anniversary together! This week the Gays take a page out of their own book and answer more questions to help you get to know them, three years later! From guilty pleasure movies and date nights to being called a Great Value Tyler Oakley. This week …

This week the Gays recover from a dramatic computer crash and episode loss. Kevin indulges in childhood buffet memories, Justin quizzes Kevin on Theater trivia, and they share their clear love and devotion to Jimmy Buffet. The Gays give Lauren Boebert tips to successful theater fondling and start a Gay Coven together; talking powers and favorite br…

This week the Bland Gays flash back to the 90s & 2000s as they talk High School Musical actors, smooch-able teen crushes from Disney Channel, fun Nintendo games from the 90s and reminisce on fun snacks & drinks from the early 2000s. Justin gets attacked at a drive-in zoo, Kevin warns of disease filled Florida, a woman gets catfished out of $10,000 …

This week Kevin and Justin get real with the woke agenda and who they want to hit with a folding chair. The gays discuss must-have coffee brands, McDonalds poor gay favorites, thoughts on the Barbie movie and Kevin moves and becomes a beach bum. This Weeks Cocktail is the Vizzy - Mimosa Hard Seltzers Stock up on your favorite CBD treats from the We…

This week Kevin and Justin reunite from a Pride Month vacation! The Gays catch up on what they've been doing since they last recorded. Justin becomes a water girlie, Kevin gets sexually harassed by a fish, no one celebrates America's independence and they spill their thoughts on the Colleen Ballinger drama. Kevin gets robbed by Party City, Justin s…

Happy Pride, you Gays! This week Kevin and Justin talk Pride Month, Red Flags and objectifying the masses! This weeks sponsored cocktail is a ' 'Simple Rainbow' vodka cocktail - Thank you to Jake V. from New York for sponsoring this weeks cocktail! Head over to our Instagram to see how you can make one for yourself. Want to sponsor your own cocktai…

This week Justin and Kevin play an informative game of 'Would You Rather?' with each other. Justin poorly wipes DeSantis' ass, Kevin gets physical with Michael B. Jordan, the gays bond over AppleBees Dollar-ritas and get real with pooping stories. This weeks sponsored cocktail is RuPauls' 'House of Love' canned cocktail - Tangerine Margarita! Thank…

This week Justin and Kevin talk Guilty Pleasures. From Cyber Stalking Celebs to intimate relationships with inmates, the Gays give you their guiltiest pleasures and give their opinions on America's guiltiest pleasures! This weeks sponsored cocktail is the 'Lavender Haze' made with Empress 1908 Indigo Gin! Want to sponsor your own cocktail? Cash App…

This week it's all about the hot takes. The 'Unpopular Opinions', the controversial statements. Buckle up, we're breaking them all down this week! Upgrade your sweet feet with some CROCS! Use the link below to get your first pair of crocs! Get FREE SHIPPING on any order placed over $45! Join the Crocs Club - Click here to Shop Find the mattress to …

This week Kevin and Justin reconnect after an impromptu hiatus! Justin fills us in on her move back to New York and becomes a Southern Belle in the Outer Banks along the way. Kevin jet sets around the US and gets a little thirst for southern boys in South Carolina. Phantom of the Opera closes and the gays have thoughts, Justin dishes on some Florid…

This week, Justin and Kevin become Spice Girls, recap their wedding guest experience, Kevin becomes the Thor of the Gay Community and shoves a Jersey Mike's Sub right up his ass. Justin and Kevin talk their top three of RuPaul's Drag Race and the Future of TBG?! Support the show Enjoyed this episode? Don't forget to rate the show AND tell your frie…

Hi Gays! The Two Bland Gays are back after a much needed siesta! This week the gays catch up after their time apart. Justin shares some big news about his future, Kevin shares a health update (or lack there of), and recap their feelings about what's been going on in the Housewives universe. Kevin and Justin talk Piss & Scat Play, Bloody Marys vs. M…

Let your Jingles Jangle, Gays! It's the Holiday Season! This week the Gays catch up and discuss all this Christmas and Winter. The Gays talk 'Holiday Movie Must-Watches' and absolute will not watch, Christmas in Florida and Christmas feast requirements. Christmas cocktails, ugly sweater parties and what reindeer you identify as. That's it! That's a…

This week the Gays reconnect after Thanksgiving! Kevin breaks the news about Kirstie Alley, Decide who the REAL Queen of Rap is, Our Spotify Wrapped Top Artists, and living in a small town. The Gays share Black Friday and retail horror stories, play 'Fuck, Marry, Kill' and talk Classic Country. Stock up on your favorite treats from the Weinert's El…

Gooble Gooble, you Gays! Thanksgiving is upon us! This week, Kevin and Justin reconnect after a few weeks apart over a tradition of eating their weight in food - Thanksgiving. This week, the Gays talk about their favorite thanksgiving foods, memories and getting ready for the Holiday season. The hunchback purchased Twitter, Our teenage crush passed…

You've waited, you've wanted, it's here. Welcome to the 3rd Series Queeries - featuring the incredible masterpieces of HalloweenTown - Volumes 1-3! We don't count the 4th movie because it's a mess.... Here's our feedback of the first 3 movies. Don't be shook... Paramount+ Start your 7 Day FREE trail of Paramount+ on us! Hundreds of Shows, Movies an…

Two whole years! Can you believe? This week, The Gays are celebrating (and mourning)! This week, Justin and Kevin talk about Playboy, National Coming Out Day, what to do in a non consensual rough sex situation, treating your sugar daddy like your real father and their love for Sara Barielles. Kevin gets scolded for not getting fire ball, gets too d…

Call us Perez, because this week is all about the Entertainment Industry and Celeb drama! This week the gays check in after Hurricane Ian! Justin survived his first Florida Hurricane by being 3 sheets to the wind and both Bland Gays recover from sickness. The Gays reconnect over two major cheating SCANDALS from the unmemorable Try Guy and Adam Levi…

This Week Kevin and Justin catch up for the first time since the start of spooky season! Justin has decorated for fall, Kevin shakes Justin to his core over blow molds, and Justin blows up Kevin's spot about his hang over. The Gays discuss the passing of Queen Elizabeth Jones, finding a gay hook up in the 1800s, shitting in a jug under your bed and…

This week the gays get a little spookier as we get closer to fall. Justin takes his first trip of the season to Spirit Halloween, Kevin experiences a phantom AND his Opera, what not to do if a killer attacks and Kevin house sits in a haunted house?! Justin Celebrated his 12th Birthday, Kevin and Justin talk shitting their pants, horrible matches on…

This week, Kevin and Justin talk about Dating, Smoochin', Dining on gay dates and looking at your cheeks on a first date. Kevin has a hangover, Justin and Kevin share their favorite Ice Cream Truck go-to's, and Kevin fills you in on his dating live. The Choco Taco has been discontinued and we're in mourning. Kevin plans a trip to Florida, Justin sh…

This week, The Gays try something new...well somewhat new. Kevin and Justin record this weeks episode periodically throughout a day of boozin' with their pals. Follow along as the gays progress into a booze filled night. The gays discuss Fall and Halloween decorations, new halloween movies coming this fall, a potential High School Musical Reunion, …

The Boys are back in town! This week Justin is back in the loving embrace of Kevin! Justin and Kevin catch up on how things have been going since they've last seen each other and revisit an old favorite Pod Topic - Seltzer tasting! It's sexy time at TBG - The Gays talk micro-penises, kinks, Sex Rooms and being in an open or poly relationship. Justi…

It's the 6th of the July, and that's what we're celebrating. End of discussion. This week, Kevin and Justin catch up - Kevin comes back burnt to hell from vacation, gets a little too drunk during a Beer Olympics and deals the deets on Joe Exotics called-off engagement to a fellow prisoner. Justin wants fire hole from an Outback Steakhouse, plays fa…

Pro-Tip - Never record a podcast the day after indulging in two pitchers of Margaritas.... This week Kevin and Justin tackle the pod hungover! Justin debates which is worse: Soggy or Moist, Kevin attempts to buy his first pair of Crocs, DollyWood is the best theme park in the United States and Kevin is still too drunk to get a worm. Kevin enjoys Pr…

Hi Gay! It's June, so it's officially Pride Month! This week Kevin and Justin discuss all things...GAY. From Pride Parades to kink shaming some kinks, we touch it all. And girl, that's poopy...Tiger King signs a prenup, we call bullshit on Amber Heard and Kevin...SOBERS UP?? Find the mattress to win over the Witcher with CASPER! Use the link below …

This week, Kevin and Justin talk the birds and the bees, the intercourse of straight couples, Dolly Parton is writing a musical with Taco Bell about Mexican Pizza, a housewife gets bitten by a rat and plastic surgery necessities. Justin gets a new job, spills the Tea on Broadway Bombs, the Drag Race finale and the fact that watermelon is the WORST …

Hi Gay! Welcome back, we've missed you! This week Justin and Kevin are back and gayer than ever! The Gays catch up after their long break from each other. Justin fills us in on new Florida living, job hunting and the Disney/DeSantis nonsense. Kevin caught COVID, preps for life in his 30s and gushes on Teen Rom Com flicks. Justin crushes on Charlie …

That's a wrap on Season 2! This week, Kevin and Justin catch up one last time before Justin makes his way south. Justin finishes packing up his apartment, Kevin throws Justin a surprise going away party while Justin throws up on himself. The Gays talk plans for remote recording, or being replaced by Bland Straights?! Thank you for an incredible Sea…

Surprise! This isn't the end of season 2 just yet! This week Kevin takes an emotional breather since he still has one more week with Justin! Justin gets ready to move to warmer weather, Kevin throws an axe and The Gays prep for the movement of Joro Spiders (Yikes). The Gays prep for summer weather, Drag the Drag Queens for a terrible Snatch Game, t…

This week the Gays brace themselves for Spring! Kevin and Justin talk about St. Patricks Day, Breast implants, all kinds of piercings and Straight men not washing their asses. 'Straight men' that say NO HOMO, being in non-sexual relationships with women, uncomfortable in-person encounters and Kevin buys the Gays some Wigs! Last but not least, Justi…

This week, the Gays are coming to you from Uranus and beyond. The Gays talk the importance of boozing, how rude hang overs can be and the necessity of a themed party. Kevin turns 30 this year and he's going all out 90's prom for the event. The Gays take an embarrassing trip down memory lane, talk Porn preferences, the importance of alone time in re…

I hope you like it freaky, because these gals are a little leaky! It's our Valentine's Day episode, and this week...we're a little all over the place. This week, the Gays talk Valentine's Day, Rom Coms, dating apps and more. Kim and Kanye's nonsense is on blast, and the gays discuss their Valentine's Day plans This week we're sampling the Budlight …

Grab your tight end, It's an educational week at Two Bland Gays! Our pal Jake teaches The Gays everything they need to know about football and the Superbowl. Get ready & take a drink you're as confused as we are...All we know is our goal is your hole. Upgrade your sweet feet with some CROCS! Use the link below to get your first pair of crocs! Get F…

This week Kevin and Justin try the brand new Truly Margarita pack and give you their honest ratings of each flavor! Justin and Kevin catch up after their New Year celebrations apart, talk about their clairvoyant abilities about Betty White, Kevin almost shits his pants on the drive over, and the Gays flashback to the days of FourLoko. The Gays shar…

We're Here, We're Queer, We're Ready for 2022! It's officially a brand new year, and we're more than ready to kick 2021 to the curb. This week, The Gays chat about Dating in 2022, Gay dating apps, Sniffies, ridiculous social trends and The Golden Girls (recorded 1 day prior to Betty White's passing). Deja Skye weighs in on their RuPaul's Drag Race …

The HoliGays are here again! This week, Kevin and Justin are feeling holly and jolly as they get ready for the Holidays. Justin is a regular present wrapper, while Kevin's presents get stolen, talk Holiday traditions, their favorite reindeer and new HoliGay flicks. With 2022 right around the corner, they guys also discuss resolutions, 2022 plans an…

Oh the HoliGays...they're here again! It's officially December, and The Gays are in the full holly jolly spirit! This week Justin and Kevin finally taste the brand new Truly Holiday Party Pack, just in time for Christmas! Kevin chats about his career moves and Justin is beat down by Holiday allergies. The Queens are officially here for RuPaul's Dra…