Even in Our Dreams Tax Dollars are Misappropriated by Kyle SouzaPar Kyle Souza

Laundryman the Washed by Kyle SouzaPar Kyle Souza

Valentine's Day Lights by Kyle SouzaPar Kyle Souza

It Doesn't Sound Sexy by Kyle SouzaPar Kyle Souza

What Makes a Guy Gay? by Kyle SouzaPar Kyle Souza

Everything Bad Happens Before 2AM by Kyle SouzaPar Kyle Souza

Don't Call Her a Trooper by Kyle SouzaPar Kyle Souza

Is This Thing On? by Kyle SouzaPar Kyle Souza

Some 'Ploding Going On by Kyle SouzaPar Kyle Souza

Last Person Shooter by Kyle SouzaPar Kyle Souza

Get Ready for Dinner by Eating by Kyle SouzaPar Kyle Souza

Get a Life, I Need a Parking Spot by Kyle SouzaPar Kyle Souza

Addicted to Red Vines by Kyle SouzaPar Kyle Souza

Yes, Yes He Did. by Kyle SouzaPar Kyle Souza

It's just a number. by Kyle SouzaPar Kyle Souza

Am I Freebirding Too Much? by Kyle SouzaPar Kyle Souza

NOT Electrocuted While Peeing by Kyle SouzaPar Kyle Souza

No Breaks by Kyle SouzaPar Kyle Souza

Don't Get Blood On The Carpet by Kyle SouzaPar Kyle Souza

Do I like getting caught in the rain? No. Is it going to kill me? I already gave up witchcraft.Par Kyle Souza

Not everyone does it, and no one should do it.Par Kyle Souza

It is like reverse psychology, but with fate.Par Kyle Souza

No one looks at my wife and thinks "basketball", and rightly so.Par Kyle Souza

The "pumpkining" has gone too far!Par Kyle Souza

Instead of abbreviating a well know phrase my grandma will shorten a whole sentence to just the first letters, or as she would text me: IOAAWKPMGWSAWSTJTFL.Par Kyle Souza

Yes, yes I can - stop trying to trick me into validating your terrible taste buds.Par Kyle Souza

I don't regret saying "no", and definitely could have regretted saying "yes".Par Kyle Souza

What am I doing with five dozen donuts?Par Kyle Souza

Your dad makes "yucky brownies" that are just for adults?Par Kyle Souza

There has just been too much going on lately.Par Kyle Souza

I don't watch sports much, but when I do, I have questions.Par Kyle Souza

If you have a twenty person team, and you each have one year of experience, you do not have twenty years of experience, you just don't.Par Kyle Souza

I want to be VERY CLEAR, I am talking about listening to a podcast together; just listening to a pod cast, NOTHING ELSE.Par Kyle Souza

I don't always make good decisions.Par Kyle Souza

Home has a great soundtrack and some good moments, this one is Jaspyn's favorite.Par Kyle Souza

The disappointment on her face was so real.Par Kyle Souza

Oatmeal raisin is the worst of the "popular" cookies.Par Kyle Souza

You ever tell a waiter "You too!" when they tell you to enjoy your food? It's kind of like that.Par Kyle Souza

The dogs were having fun.Par Kyle Souza

And it looks like Liam still doesn't like Bono.Par Kyle Souza

It's corny, but I think it's hilarious.Par Kyle Souza

Missing one little letter can make a big difference in what you're trying to say.Par Kyle Souza

If it looks like a trash bag full of trash you're going to have a hard time remembering that it's not.Par Kyle Souza

The good news is, I've learned how to change a diaper since then.Par Kyle Souza

Apparently my three year old likes The Beastie Boys.Par Kyle Souza

Mazzie has nine nipples... NINE.Par Kyle Souza

No one's buying that.Par Kyle Souza

You're necking out in the open and I'm the weirdo?Par Kyle Souza

My dog is not smart, cute, but not smart.Par Kyle Souza

I'm not saying I'm a good person for doing it, but I did it and it worked.Par Kyle Souza