God Awful Movies Podcasts

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Best Friends Eternally, the story of Donald James Parker writing another movie where he has a sexy granddaughter that likes to hug him a lot. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our …

This week, the gang is live in Seattle to breakdown Dilly Loves Kitty, the story of a dude stalking a catatonic lady because he's in love with her 2nd grade yearbook photo. And no, the movie never realizes that's the de facto bad guy. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: ht…

We're joined by Katie and Allen of the Werewolf Ambulance podcast to talk about arguably the worst drop off from original to sequel in Exorcist II: The Heretic. --- Check out Werewolf Ambulance and connect with Katie and Allen on Twitter @werebulance. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us o…

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for a skeptical review of Root Cause, a documentary that claims virtually all medical maladies arise from root canals. And then gets taken off Netflix super-duper quick because that's nonsense. --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation a…

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Kids vs. Wizards, a Russian propaganda cartoon about the dangerous of witchcraft and sorcery. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticra…

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of God and Salsa, the story of a woman coping with her teen daughter's suicide and a screenwriter struggling to think of a way to shoehorn both god and Salsa into that story. --- This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/awful and get on your way t…

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of The Secret: Dare to Dream, the story about how you can have anything in life just through the power of positive thinking and mountains of unacknowledged privilege. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/g…

This week, we learn that there is too something they haven't done with apocalypse movies yet. --- This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/awful and get on your way to being your best self. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: htt…

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of The President Goes to Heaven; a film that will -- for better or worse -- keep you guessing. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Sk…

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Hermes: Winds of Change, the story of the Happy Science Cult trying to woo kids in with mythology before shoe-horning in a bunch of their weird theology. --- This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/awful and get on your way to being your best …

This week, the guys get together for an atheist review of I Can't Breathe (God Forgive Them), the first movie brave enough to examine the systemic police oppression of upper class, cishet, Christian white men. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful…

This week, we watch a "documentary" about all the most blatantly (and least ardently) fabricated miracles we've ever talked about over on Scathing Atheist. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The …

This week, the gang takes on the 1953 B-movie classic, Robot Monster. It's the story of a costuming department that realized it's report was due day of. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Ske…

This week, we return to the Del Vecchio-verse for an atheist review of A Wrestling Christmas Miracle. It's the story of... something that the English language is all but powerless to explain. Seriously. This is a weird one. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreo…

Live from New York City, the gang gets together for an atheist review of A Little Piece of Heaven. It's the story of how a well timed orphan kidnapping can save an otherwise dismal Christmas. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our oth…

On this week's show, Marsh joins us to expose the nefarious plot to contaminate your blood with calamari. --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Sca…

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal, the story of a writer asked to write a sequel to an airplane movie and having zero ideas that made sense. --- Come see God Awful Movies live in Seattle! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-seattle-tickets-477540836497 If you’d like to make a per episod…

Live from QED 2022 in Manchester, England, the gang breaks down Vaxxed II, the sequel to the notorious anti-vax screed they reviewed last time they were in England. --- This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/awful and get on your way to being your best self. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donat…

This week, the gang teams up for an atheist review of One Church, the story of a dystopian future where everyone is forced to belong to the same church, and the only cure is ... everyone belonging to the same different church. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://pat…

This week, Michael Marshall joins the gang for an atheist review of Seventy Times Seven, a whodunnit even easier to solve than the math problem it's named after. == Vulgarity for Charity Info: To participate in Vulgarity For Charity 2022: Donate $50+ to ModestNeeds.org Screenshot a copy of the receipt as proof. Email it to vulgarityFORcharity@gmail…

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us once more for an atheist review of Years of the Beast, the story of yet another rapture movie. Where all the rapture movie stuff happens, but none of the good rapture stuff does. --- Get your donations in now for Vulgarity for Charity! Just click here to make your donation of $50 or more, and send a copy of the …

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Halloween Hero, the story of a suicidal cop meeting a 12 year old girl and deciding to keep her. --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://pa…

This week, Andrew Torrez of the Opening Arguments podcast joins us for an atheist review of JeruZalem, the story of two young women failing the Bechdel test even as all the men in their lives are turned into demonic zombies. --- Check out more from Andrew on Opening Arguments or Clean Up on Aisle 45 --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation …

This week, the spooktacular takes a break from horror movies for something far more terrifying: A 1985 Christian musical about the importance of... footwear? It's not clear. --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Pat…

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of The Reconciler, the story of a bunch of Christians watching Saw and thinking "Well, that's just a missed opportunity for evangelism." --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other sh…

This week, the gang teams up for an atheist review of The Badge, The Bible, and Bigfoot, the story of a Christian couple who clearly thought their sexual roleplay videos needed to branch out into a cinematic universe. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/…

This week, Dan and Jordan from Knowledge Fight join us for a skeptical review of The Terrifying Prophecies of Nostradamus, the only live action offering from the Happy Science cult. And let me be the first to say, they found it a wee bit confusing. Hear more from Dan and Jordan on Knowledge Fight If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get…

On this week's episode, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Crossfire, a movie that asks the age old question, "which is worse, a terrorist or a missionary?" ...and then accidentally gets the answer right. --- You can find tickets for our live show in NYC on 12/17 at this link. Or you can see us live in Manchester at QED by following…

This week, Andrew Torrez joins us for an atheist review of My Son Hunter, the story of a bunch of grown adults trying to turn "No, YOU are!" into a movie. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out more from Andrew on Opening Arguments or Cle…

This week, Amy Lynn Stewart joins us for a godless review of Princess Cut, the story of a twenty-something woman, the dad who apparently owns her, the man who he's gonna give her to, and all pitfalls of feminine autonomy. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.…

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of The Last Vampire on Earth, the story of somebody writing bad Twilight fanfiction and somebody else filming it. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Athei…

This week, Andrew Torrez joins us for an atheist review of The Trial, a courtroom drama so uninspired and generic they just called it The Trial. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat,…

Michael Marshall joins us for a skeptical review of The Secret. It's based on the book of the same name, and it's about the secret of the universe. No it's not. --- Check out more from Marsh on the Be Reasonable podcast, or follow him on Twitter (@MrMMarsh). --- If you're interested in attending the best skeptical conference ever, go here: https://…

The legendary Cecil of Cognitive Dissonance joins us for an atheist review of In Search of Dudley Dumpling. It's a children's puppet movie about kidnapping, race wars, and Christianity. --- Check out more from Cecil on the Cognitive Dissonance podcast. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us …

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Hardflip, the story of an 18 year old skateboarder (played by a 31 year old who probably loses his balance on a bathroom scale) trying to find direction in his life and deciding to find Jesus instead. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please…

This week, Anna Bosnick joins us for an atheist review of Dying to be Heard, the story of Christians pretending to be an abortion clinic so they can trick desperate women into sitting through their Jesus pitch. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfu…

This week, the gang teams up for an atheist review of The Prince of Egypt, and prove that no amount of all-star cast can make up for the source material the Bible gives movie makers to work with. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our…

This week, Jessica Bluemke joins us for an atheist review of Late One Night, the story of what Dave Christiano had to offer the filmmaking world before mom made him bring his brother along. -- Hear more from Jessica on the Friendly Atheist podcast: https://friendlyatheistpodcast.com/ --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly …

This week, the gang gets together for an atheist review of Taken by Grace, the story of a road trip between a holier than thou Christian couple and a noisy eater. At gunpoint. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Sc…

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Noah's Shark, and we tell you all about the secret shark-based story of the Bible that they don't want you hearing about. --- Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreo…

This week, @Eve_WasFramed joins us to talk about a cartoon that's almost as inappropriate for children as the Bible it was based on. --- Check out more from Eve on her TikTok channel. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows…

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Knowing; a film that asks "what if angels are aliens and the protagonist never mattered?" --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics w…

This week, Moishe joins us to talk about the very worst selection in the James Bond franchise. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music i…

This week, Cara joins us for an atheist review of Mayflower II, the story of a group of plucky Christians taking their ball and going home. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast Check out our othe…

This week, Genetically Modified Skeptic joins us for an atheist review of In Gramps' Shoes, the story of Donald James Parker paying a bunch of people to tell him how young he looks and how impressive his athletic skills are. --- Check out Drew's YouTube channel here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCG1uayRlzz3ahT8ISRdyw7Q If you’d like to make a p…

This week, Andrew Torrez joins us for an atheist review of Mountain Top, the story of a lawyer turned pastor turned lawyer helping a man with dementia convince himself to always do what the voices in his head tell him to do. Check out more from Andrew on Opening Arguments or Clean Up on Aisle 45 If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get …

This week, the guys hit the stage for the first time in years for an atheist review of Journey to Hell, the story of a genocidal maniac burning in the eternal fires of hell and the movie expecting us to feel sorry for him or something. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: h…

This week, Maggie Mae Fish joins us for a review of Rigged ... and yes, there's more to the title, but I fear social media sites will ding people who try to share this episode if I spell it out. Suffice to say it was first screened at Mar-a-Lago, so I think you can guess what the movie is saying was "rigged." --- Hear more from Maggie on her YouTub…

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Father Stu, the story of a guy who never had anything particularly interesting happen to him, decided to become a priest, then died. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other sho…

This week, we watch old people eat. --- Get tickets for our live show in Toronto here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-toronto-tickets-294592011637 If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Ath…