With Halloween around the corner, Ali & Cev foolishly offered Smokey a chance to talk about a horror film and he brought along the Kevin Smith romantic comedy "TUSK" (2014) instead. "He's living the rest of his ife as a fucking walrus with a floating beach ball" "He's actually crossing his legs and kicking his left leg. Not like Sharon Stone." "We …

SPOILERS GALORE!! Recorded during the summer of 2024, Ali & Cev take an almost forensic look into Fight Club from 1999 and then spent the next few months punching a nearly 3 hour recording into less than 2 whilst makig a statement about commercials in podcasts... Edit & Music By Cevin Moore https://linktr.ee/filmguff I am Jack's editing nightmare…

Ali & Cev are joined by their good friend Smokey from The House of Hammer and All The Best Lines podcasts to talk about a firm favourite: Guest House Paradiso. The discussion takes some unexpected and sometimes wanky turns as they unpick everything from French film references to space unicorns. If you have a delicate nature, why are you listening t…

Still smelling of popcorn and Fanta, Ali's here as a fan to have a quick word about the number one supernatural shit-stirrer... Edit & Music By Cevin Moore https://linktr.ee/filmguffPar The Gaff Network

An FG Retro Release from October 2017! It's weird to think that this is now older than Kurt Cobain will ever be, but here we are: John Carpenter's masterpiece that he saw as nothing more than a homage to the original THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD from '51. Ali & Cev wet their pants about the Arrow Blu Ray release and hope their pants don't freeze in the…

Without the writer, there simply won't be a movie or TV show which became painfuly obvious during the summer of 2023. Ali & Cev have had a little chat about the whacky world of the screenwriter and picked out some shining examples both past and present. Edit & Music By Cevin Moore https://linktr.ee/filmguff "If Mark Kermode hates it, I'm sold!"…

Ali & Cev are blowing the Shell Beach sand off of DARK CITY (1998), a film they both feel history has been a little unkind to. As always, the discussion is spoiler filled. Edit & Music By Cevin Moore https://linktr.ee/filmguffPar The Gaff Network

Margarine Night Shyamalam released a film in 2023 that went pretty much unnoticed thanks to past projects like The Happening, The Lady In The Water and The Golden Girls: Resurrected, but thanks to Ali's vigilance, KNOCK AT THE CABIN has blipped on the Film Guff radar. Could this be a symptom of cabin fever or cabin holidays? The pair leave you lose…

In this special Guff Short Ali is going to tell us about Dune part 2 which he was lucky enough to see early. Listen to the episode to hear his initial thoughts on the second instalment of this movie.Par The Gaff Network

Ali & Cev surrounded themselves with their personal favourite Blu Ray releases of 2023 in this free wheeling discussion and as Cev's hosting, it's a bit of a shambles. Edit & Music By Cevin Moore https://linktr.ee/filmguff Swans - the ideal sandwhich fillingPar The Gaff Network

As usual, Ali & Cev take a quick look back at the previous year and as usual the results actually do vary... Resolutions are made, wrists are slapped and more streaming is dumped whilst both of them see how many times they can say "good fun" or "nuts" as part of the most dangerous drinking game on the planet. Edit & Music By Cevin Moore https://lin…

Ali & Cev dig into Violent Night like a pair of plum puddings with brandy butter burning their arses. Don't expect to learn a lot from this particular episode apart from Cev's belief in Father Christmas after healthy doses of Skullcrushing and Bailey's Irish Cream. Edit & Music By Cevin Moore https://linktr.ee/filmguff "It's like Brexit"…

As it's celebrating its 30th Anniversary, Ali & Cev have ended up taking a look a film that's considered a cinematic disaster and dig into wether that label has any merit and what could be the cause of it... Edited By Ali Cornwall Music By Cevin Moore Contact: @FilmGuff www.filmguff.com "They're not real dinosaurs..."…

Ali & Cev have a quick dip into the wild catalogue of Film 4, the British production company as it celebrates its 41st birthday. it would've been 40th, but they're very slow with these things... Edit & Music By Cevin Moore Contact: @FilmGuff www.filmguff.com Goodbye & thanks for all the fish.Par The Gaff Network

There's fashionably late and then there's Film Guff. Ali & Cev got on the mics around the beginning of 2023 to have a look back at the previous 12 months. Little did they know that the recording would be cursed. Two Macbooks, a microphone, a firesafe HDD and a couple of months of reconstructive editing later and it's finally here! You might think i…

Ali is back with a new episode after been down to the capital to watch a preview of the new Dungeons and Dragons movie. Listen to a spoiler free and spoiler section along with a giveaway. Thanks to eOne to inviting us down. Edited Ali Cornwall Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment) " by Peter & Cevin Moore Contact: @FilmGuff www.filmguff.com…

In this second adventure through the works of acclaimed director Christopher Nolan, Ali & Cev talk about comic book heroes, Nordic & Neo-Noir and more mindbending insights than you can shake a wibbly stick at. For the sake of you, the listener/ Guffian and their own sanity, the duo have invited some good friends and fellow Nolan fans along to help …

Any regular Guffians will know of Ali & Cev's undying love for the films of Christopher Nolan and a pub that's open for 67 hours. They've been wanting to do a feature the Director's work since the very beginning of Film Guff (it would have been easier back then because he'd released less). For the sake of you, the listener/ Guffian and their own sa…

Ali & Cev are joined by Clark Collis, the Senior Writer at Entertainment Weekly, international man about town and author of 'YOU'VE GOT RED ON YOU', a book all about the Film Guff favourite 'SHAUN OF THE DEAD' (2004). Rather than talk about Shaun yet again, Clark brought another of his favourites - 'YOU'RE NEXT' (2011). The spoiler filled conversat…

The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen: a film from 2003 so universally loathed that many careers were ruined. Ali & Cev explore the simple question - WHY? (Results may vary) Edited By Cevin Moore Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment) " by Peter & Cevin Moore Contact: @FilmGuff www.filmguff.comPar The Gaff Network

Hot on the heels of their Top Gun episode, Ali & Cev become a hot sweaty mess talking about The Batman. With it finally on general home release, the less than dynamic duo take a bit more of a dig into the key characters and aspects of the 2022 film directed by Matt Reeves. Edited By Alistair Cornwall Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment) " by Peter & Cevin…

**SPOILER WARNNG** After a prolonged and painful wait, Ali & Cev have finally been able to crack out the Raybans, don the leather jackets and get their teeth into TOP GUN (1986) with their good friend and Scottish Sun scribe, Stuart Cullen. They also take a bit of a spoilery look at the 2022 sequel TOP GUN: MAVERICK and its similarities to STAR WAR…

Cev & Ali are getting their epic space opera groove on in this episode along with great friend of the podcast, Dr. Matthew Holt and it's nothing to do with George Lucas... Along the way the discussion of a devisive David Lynch film is bound to hit the typical touchstones of Corn Flakes boxes, big scary rabbits, werewolves, bug juice, hair and heart…

Ali & Cev have banged their heads together about NO TIME TO DIE - the most anticipated film of 2018. In this fairly short episode, the duo discuss the Daniel Craig David legacy, how long Felix has been around and moody teenage singing. Edited By Alistair Cornwall Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment)" by Peter & Cevin Moore Contact: @FilmGuff www.filmguff.…

English/ Film professor, Michael W. Boyce joins Ali & Cev to answer the age old question - George Clooney or Henry Cavill, discuss the finer details of visiting Miami and expensive pillows. They also managed to talk about OUT OF SIGHT (1998) quite a bit too. Edited By Cevin Moore Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment)" by Peter & Cevin Moore Contact: @FilmG…

Spoilers: this is a quick episode about a film that’s 30 years old where Ali & Cev discuss spoilers along with CGI and 3D-ness Edited By Cevin Moore Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment)" by Peter & Cevin Moore Contact: @FilmGuff "I'll Be Back"Par The Gaff Network

As usual, nothing goes to plan. What started off as a quick chat between Ali & Cev with good friend Chris Mohan about some Blu Ray highlights of the year so far quickly snowballed… Welcome to Film Guff Episode 121: the super deluxe collectors edition (complete with postcards). There’s a lot of questions asked and sometimes they’re even answered! Ed…

Ali & Cev's hunt for those little gems dotted about film history takes an unexpected turn when they're lucky enough to be joined by Kristian A. Söderström, writer and director of the awesome VIDEOMAN (2018). Kristian brings along a seldom heard of Roman Polanski film from 1970. For a change of pace, the discussion covers more booze than the quantit…

The boys are back in town! After a post lockdown holiday break(down), Ali & Cev play a bit of catch up before diving into the thorny subject of movie adaptations. As you'd expect, the conversation flails wildly from anywhere between Buster Keaton, Basic Instinct and Batman, so strap yourself in for a bumpy ride... Edited By Alistair Cornwall Music:…

Steve Noble joins the not very dynamic duo to discuss the certified gem of movie cultdom that is "LIFEFORCE". It's probably worth about twelve quid of anyone's money. Along the way there's the usual insights, stuff and nonsense and Charles Dickens. Edited By Cevin Moore Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment)" by Peter & Cevin Moore Contact: @FilmGuff @Steve…

After an insane weekend of Smokey causing the Film Guff Twitter to meltdown, Ali & Cev invite him back to help explain why... Edited By Cevin Moore Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment)" by Peter & Cevin Moore Contact: @FilmGuff @RatedHPod @Galahadlad Filmguff.com RatedH@gmail.com "Simple just shit itself"Par The Gaff Network

Ali & Cev are joined by their good friends Ben and Smokey from the Rated H Podcast to discuss hair products, Interflora, musicals, rom-coms, dancing and snacks. Edited By Cevin Moore Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment)" by Peter & Cevin Moore Contact: @FilmGuff @RatedHPod Filmguff.com RatedH@gmail.com equidistant /ˌiːkwɪˈdɪst(ə)nt,ˌɛːkwɪˈdɪst(ə)nt/ adjec…

Always fashionably late to any party, Ali, Cev & Nick are here with their ten favourites of 2020 and as usual, it's as mad as a bag of gypsies. Why these idiots talk to each other at all still remains a mystery. Apologies have been noted for this episode that would’ve been released earlier if it wasn’t for the eight hours of utter nonsense to edit …

This episode sees the guys joined by film director and podcaster Anthony Desiato to talk about comics and Club Vandersexxx. They end up discovering that Ali has no idea what geography is, Nick is a very special boy, Cev has a weird thing for Burt Reynolds and Vinnie Jones is just, well, Vinnie Jones. Remember: print out all your emails. For a prope…

Cev and Ali love their Blu Rays. A lot. Then they’re joined on this episode by Chris Mohan. Who REALLY loves his Blu Rays. The trio rifle through their stacks whilst discussing the pleasures and pitfalls of being a collector in 2020. Filmguff.com Twitter @FilmGuff @7oclockshadow Edited by Cevin Moore Music “Asteroid (A Fragment) by Peter & Cevin Mo…

NIck, Ali & Cev go on a team building exercise by watching Severance (2006) to learn stuff like: A paint gun can make your eye pop like a ping pong ball. Not all women are scared of spiders. The human head stays alive for up to a minute after being removed from the body. A pie doesn’t always take an hour to bake. The easiest way to pick up a woman …

Ali's finally got around to watching the Brit-Crime flick "Stormy Monday" from 1988 that Cev had been talking about for a while. As it's been referenced in past episodes, both of them thought it was time to jump on the mic to share their thoughts... https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096180/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0 Edited By Cevin Moore Nobody said anything a…

Ali, Cev and Nick have finally made it to 100 episodes. The chaps naturally look backwards to what’s gone before whilst looking forward to what they have coming AND looking at some turtles too. How cross eyed can you get? Adding to the celebrations and confusion, one man podcast network Scottye Moore joins the gang on his way to making a new world …

Guy Ritchie. One of the best British exports since fish & chips. Cev, Ali & Nick take a dive into the Directorial endeavours of this one man industry since his 1998 debut to his 2019 Disney output. Contact: @FilmGuff Edited by Cevin Moore Music "Asteroid (A Corruption)" by Peter & Cevin Moore It's been emotional…

Hard to believe the character of Harry Potter celebrates his 40th birthday on July 31st 2020. To mark the occasion, Nick & Ali look back at the book and movie franchise whilst also trying to figure out what a sophomore is, sensible bookmarks, flexible mathematics, touching fantastic beasts and Kindle alarm clocks. Contact: @FilmGuff Edited by Ali C…

Ali, Cev & Nick complete their epic journey around the Roman Empire only to return and talk about Robin Hood instead. On the way, Cev also manages to drop in on Charlie Brigden to discuss Hans Zimmer. They also talk about GLADIATOR (2000). Gladiator is now available to stream on Netflix Contact: @FilmGuff Charlie Brigden @filmsonwax Edited by Cevin…

In this episode Ali, Cev & Nick get their fingers in the dirt, hunker down and discuss Ridley Scott’s epic length. They also talk about GLADIATOR (2000). Gladiator is now available to stream on Netflix Contact: @FilmGuff Edited by Cevin Moore Music "Asteroid (A Corruption)" by Peter & Cevin MoorePar The Gaff Network

Ali, Nick and Cev get together for a bit of a breather before they start on a forthcoming attraction. As to be expected, the sheer breadth of the stuff covered is quite dizzying... Edited By Cevin Moore Music "Asteroid (A Fragment)" By Peter & Cevin Moore "Can't catch me, gay thoughts"Par The Gaff Network

Cev, Nick & Ali tour the barren outer worlds for more bargain basement gold that may end up being a pointless idea because they see an all new special edition on the horizon as the show is being recorded. The guys then kinda get sidetracked and start talking about video games for half the show instead. Typical. https://ko-fi.com/filmguff Edited by …

Ali, Cev & Nick are joined (almost contractually) by film critic, podcaster and legend in his own lunchtime Anthony Ray Bench. This time the gang tackle the thorny issue of the sequels. Things they’ve taken away from this: Directors cuts that are better than the theatrical. The Luke Evans Valentines card range. There can be more than one. Cev agree…

Nick, Ali & Cev get their heads together, play a bit of catching up before getting down to discussing the 2007 Art-House classic Shoot ‘Em Up and what lessons they’ve taken from it: Never kiss a hooker on the mouth. Nick’s too pretty for prison. Ali watches horror. Occasionally. Cev likes ballet. Carrots are just propaganda & Physics. Edited By Cev…

The guys have been away for a while in sunny Miami studying the technicalness of drug dealing. During their time spent deep undercover, Ali and Nick finally get Cev to watch BAD BOYS I & II. Obviously Call girls, Yorkshire terriers, Driving Miss Daisy, Joe Pants, ice cream vans and muscle cars are bound to crop up. Edited by Alistair Cornwall Music…

Nick, Ali & Cev are showing signs of cabin fever, which is odd because Nick isn’t even in lockdown… Draw your own conclusions there, but anyway the guys throw together a note free episode discussing how prescient DEMOLITION MAN (1993) was, considering the whole planet seems to now be in a pandemic lockdown. Along the way, they take on some far weig…

In a bizarre social experiment, Cev & Ali are joined by Ben & Smokey, better known as the Rated H Podcast to discuss Universal Horror classic "The Invisible Man" (1933). The results include: Popular science term "Unfuck himself up" "I love talking in films" Bill Clinton Constabulary Castle Jizzing over ancestors "Untouched At Euston" by The Smiths …

It’s time to dive into the bargain bins and see what Nick, Cev & Ali set out to see how much damage they can do to their sanity with a tenner. Nick finds he has trouble with celestial beings and Cev has trouble counting how many films he’s bought due to Besson related anger issues. Meanwhile Ali just won’t stop singing…. Edited by Cevin Moore Music…