We return with a massive 5 person pod to celebrate the holiday season. New Blockbuster Nostalgia, it's a Christmas miracle!

Like most traditions we begrudgingly follow through on our annual Netflix Christmas Rom-Com pod with 2022's Lindsay Lohan comeback vehicle. Erica rejoins and even she had a hard time with this one. Fortunately we provide you, the listener, with a myriad of changes and what ifs to make this movie 1000 times better.…

We maybe cry a little, maybe talk about the X-Men a little too much, and discuss the best possible way to be executed. We talk the 1999 powerhouse Tom Hanks drama from Steven King and Frank Darabont.

Condiment King, Circus Trains, and sexy, sexy giraffes. Obviously we're talking the 1995 hit "Clueless".

The best video game we've ever seen, the importance of talking animals, and "The Searchers" ending that should have been. All that and the most emotional "How We Fix It" yet!

Giraffe's on trains, sun in their eyes, wind in their hair, clueless, one might say, to what's going on. Also unaware of the classic 1995 RomCom.

Alien & human team ups, getting made fun of by other Predators, and getting a respectable job in insurance sales.

We cover ourselves in green ooze, eat 18 pounds of pizza, and totally disobey our parents, cause they just don't get what we're going through!!!.....as we discuss this childhood classic.

It's like the old saying the best clowns make the worst doctors. What's that? It's not an old saying? It's just something that seems apparent when you watch Robin Williams commit many crimes all while doing prop comedy? Okay.

Take a bunch of great actors, make stuff explode around them, add a great Hans Zimmer score, and wa-la, a hit 90s movie. We talk Bay, Nic Cage, Video Games, 90s wrestling, and of course Sean Connery, and, I don't know, probably a bunch of other nonsense.

John Woo gets the idea for "Face/Off", we debate what is and is not cannibalism, and Jesus Christ finally gets his long awaited PHD.

Francisco is deep into shrooms, E.G. is deep into practical effects, and everyone is deep into 1994 Halle Berry.

We discuss the former best picture winner about the beauty and tragedy of mundane life... and also boobs.

Once again share in our awe and wonder remembering that action movies used to have actual practical effects and stunt people and explosions. It was pretty rad. Also E.T.s vs Predators.

We make one little mistake in this episode...also very hurtful jokes about fat people. So 2 little mistakes but only one of them can in any way be seen as racist so, I think, we're going to be okay....................................................................................................................................................…

Betrayal, kinks, batman, and the most sexualy active pokemon. We must be talking about James Bond.

Watch out for Leatherfaces. They're everywhere when internet dating.

Have people been watching a TV show of my life this whole time?!? Man they have seen me masturbate a disturbing number of times...disturbing number.

Two idiots telling jokes about two idiots telling jokes. It's like Inception if Inception was really stupid, and also a podcast.

Julia Roberts continues her run of playing bad people in surprisingly successful movies. People in the 90s were into femdom and/or tsundere is what we're saying.

In this episode, Escape from Christmas Polka Hell! The cult classic Christmas movie that didn't exist until 3 minutes in to us hitting record.

Know what Christmas needs? More decapitations and Barbarians!

We talk about James Bond in this super timely episode that is what, 2 months too late to capitalize on "No Time to Die".

E.G. doesn't know Saved By the Bell, Francisco doesn't know sports, nobody knows Richard Nixon's wife, but we all know that this is a pretty darn good movie.

I want someone to look at me the way Billy Crystal looks at that baby cow.

After a slow start we talk Toy Story 8, Jonny Quest, Presidential pardons, and all the Harrison Fords.

Bees. My God. Plus, good candy is important; almost important as putting on your human suit and putting in a solid hour work week.

Celebrate the release of the new trailer with two drunk guys talking about the Sex Matrix and John Matrix all American action hero.

Hello Dads. Welcome to our podcast. Sorry about all the bad language. While not all of our episodes are about naval battles or submarines we think you'll still enjoy them.

What is romance? Is it singing? It's probably singing. Can a man know love after he failed to prevent a president from being in no way killed? No! No I say. If only Kevin Costner was there the president may not have died 23 years later.

Come on and slam and welcome to this nightmare world of body horror and gritty underground 70s comics that we have created.

The game show sweeping the nation. It's Francisco's Note-World, the rest of us just get to live in it.

It was party time, it was excellent, it was the 90s and we were young. Listen as we talk SNL movies, embarrassing high school times, and the perfect pitch for Wayne's World 3.

Another little taste of silly. Try and guess the movie (it's one we've covered) based on the most random of Francisco's preparation notes.

Every time you watch John Wick, The Matrix, or Miss Congeniality, remember to give thanks to that plucky little 1960s GM Bus that could not be stopped or even slowed down regardless of how many cars it hit, tires it had, gas it lost, or gaps it jumped.

With Disney's new Mulan being all the rage we revisit the 90's animated hit. Wait, the new Mulan was last year? No one really cared? Dang. Well we talked about the old one anyhow.

We unveil a new segment in which Francisco reads his insane notes from old episodes much to E.G.'s confusion and consternation. Try and guess the movie he's talking about. Also a lot of talk about time traveling drug dealers.

The 1994 psychological thriller about a man (Jim Carrey) with split personalities, robbing a bank, tangling with the mob, assaulting local business owners. Introducing Cameron Diaz as the sexy femme fatale that tempts him down a path to ruin.

The 90's not your daddy's Peter Pan that now is totally your daddy's Peter Pan. Bangarang.

The questioning of memories, experience, and reality...of girls with 3 boobs. Verhoeven & Schwarzenegger so get ready for bad accents galore!

Fans of Drunk Francisco rejoice! Fans of T & A double rejoice...maybe triple rejoice there's a lot of nudity in this one. And there's nudity in the movie too! *rimshot* The 1992 Paul Verhoeven classic with Michael Douglas and Sharon Stone.

Do you know law things about how law works? Cause this movie definitely does not. Unfortunately this movie is not "Double Impact" the movie with 2 Jean-Claude Van Dammes which is the movie Francisco thought we were going to talk about.

Producer and Casting Director Margo Barrera joins us for the 1999 Rom-Com classic that's heavy on the Com but maybe not so much on the Rom. Is Hugh Grant pretty Woody Allen? Is Julia Roberts the villain? Is Horse & Hound a great name for a magazine? Listen to find out! (Yes; yes is the answer.)

The underrated sequel that confirmed that Bruce Willis was indeed, hard to kill. His carrer on the other hand, surprisingly easy to kill! *rimshot* ........he makes a lot of bad movies now.

Internet dating begins. But where was the long flashback wherein Liam Neeson teaches dating the keys of internet. Fake pictures and misleading information are powerful agents to the uninitiated.

Will Smith's c$@k and balls. Seriously. Also in the end the end we legitimately fix this movie.

The Duncans are back to talk about all the bdsm undertones of this classic family comedy.

We kept exchanging faces with each other until we're no longer sure who is who. Where is the soul? Is it in the face? It's probably in the face. We talk John Woo's insane 1997 action movie staring John Travolta and Nicolas Cage.

The episode where we get really old and all our young fans stop listening all together. Luckily Will Smith and Gene Hackman understand and agree with our crochety antics.

Enjoy this episode where we have to take breaks from talking about this very serious film about race and the justice system by also talking about Daredevil comics, heavy metal, Joel Schumacher's weird career, and, of course, Clint Howard.