Manipulation, lying, selfishness, oh my. How are you toxic?Par Sad Babes

Are you in love with the Eiffel Tower? Do you suck toes like your life depends on it? Are you joining Rhyan in the robot uprising and taking an Android lover? In this special episode the Sad Babes are joined by JJ of This is the Life Podcast to discuss sexual deviancy, depravity and pedicures.Par Sad Babes

How do you define love? Rhyan and Brittany discuss Big dick energy, love languages, attachment styles and share their unrequited love stories. Tune in to hear us guess how big our dicks are.Par Sad Babes

Zaya from The Zaya Show joins us to talk about hatin' ass family members and boyfriends. Tune in for some shade.Par Sad Babes

What is a slut? Is it ok to be a slut? How slutty can you get? Brittany and Rhyan answer these tough questions and more.Par Sad Babes

We are still recovering from the trauma of our disappointments. Tune in to learn some lessons.Par Sad Babes

When's the last time you ghosted someone? Rhyan and Brittany talk navigating the dating swamp, deal breakers and swap ghosting stories.Par Sad Babes

Its Spooky Season. In this episode, Rhyan and Brittany talk childhood trauma, the worst and best horror movies we've seen, and give some recommendations. Spoiler - Brittany is terrified of E.T.Par Sad Babes

Fall is here. Will basic bitches ever stop wearing brown booties? Will pumpkin spice lattes ever return to the depths from which it came? Rhyan and Brittany talk all things Fall, all things basic, and settle the longstanding debate, "Pumpkin or sweet potato pie?"Par Sad Babes

Industry plants, UFOs, and Manchurian candidates. In this episode, Rhyan and Brittany talk about popular (and some obscure) conspiracy theories, as well as share their own.Par Sad Babes

Paid reviews, corporations pretending to be people, filters, and overly-relatable content. Rhyan and Brittany discuss the toilet that is social media.Par Sad Babes

Hip dips? Thunder thighs? Itty bitty titties? We got 'em all! Tune in for some solid 30-year old advice.Par Sad Babes

Rhyan and Brittany discuss their favorite and least favorite white people and issues with the whole race. Stay tuned for a Ralph ASMR around 40 minutes.Par Sad Babes

Rhyan and Brittany discuss their penis envy. If you could be a man for a week, what are you doing with your appendage? What other privileges are you enjoying?Par Sad Babes

Where have you been? Where do you want to go? Where will you avoid at all costs?Par Sad Babes

Brittany and Rhyan discuss the tumultuous maze of platonic relationships, deep quandaries ensue.Par Sad Babes

Slumlords, sketchy movers, and alien sex. Rhyan gets completely jaded after a recent move and is ready to leave the planet.Par Sad Babes

Rhyan and Brittany turn 32! Rhyan recounts her birthday in South Beach (don't go in the water), getting her chakras blasted open, and the pair discuss their best and worst birthdays over the years.Par Sad Babes

Noah get the boat. Are you ready for the next extinction event? We're slapping everyone at the end of the world.Par Sad Babes

Rhyan and Brittany unlock core summertime memories. Crab boils, trips to the shore, spiked mac & cheese and Rhyan's long-standing fear of open water all get discussed in this week's episode.Par Sad Babes

Where are you on the Kinsey Scale? Brittany (our resident homosexual) and Rhyan discuss all things gay, and address their undeniable sexual chemistry.Par Sad Babes

We got some heavy topics, lots of bathroom talk, and a case of the giggles.Par Sad Babes

Rhyan and Brittany discuss the best and worst jobs they've had and Rhyan goes over the rules of her commune, name and patent pending.Par Sad Babes

You already know Rhyan and I will haunt you in your sleep, find out what haunts us.Par Sad Babes

Hold on to your butts Sad Babes, because we are all over the place on this one. Tune in for another Rhyan rant and remember: don't get wet.Par Sad Babes

Rhyan gets baked and throws out some hard truths about sex, lying in relationships, pets vs. kids, and family heritage.Par Sad Babes

Have movies and TV gotten worse, or are we just old and bitter?Par Sad Babes

Brittany's scared for her life, and Rhyan always gets the girl in the end.Par Sad Babes

Linear time travel, evolution and the multiverse.Par Sad Babes

Bar fights, fighting your mom, and preparing for war against the chimps.Par Sad Babes

Rhyan and Brittany discuss their food likes and absolutely cannots, struggles with restaurants, and Rhyan shares her famous fish curry recipe.Par Sad Babes

Witches, elves, cryptids and the stages of Orlando Bloom. Do you believe in magic?Par Sad Babes

90s TV shows, after school snacks, and some painful toys. The good ol' days...or were they?Par Sad Babes

Brittany and Rhyan discuss their porn likes and dislikes, introduction to snuff films, and the pros and cons of dating sex workers.Par Sad Babes

Rhyan and Brittany welcome death doula Bex Mastin to the show to discuss grief and the great beyond. Bex discusses her work and her grieving card business, Greeting Grief.Par Sad Babes

Rhyan and Brittany swap Bible stories and church goings before getting into extinction and science fiction. Prove yourself Jesus!Par Sad Babes

Brittany doesn't understand how taxes work. Rhyan talks herself off a ledge. Capitalism sucks.Par Sad Babes

Rhyan and Brittany shoot the shit about the state of the world. Also, zombies.Par Sad Babes

Shitty counselors, bullies, and cliques. How did any of us survive?Par Sad Babes

Rhyan and Brittany discuss the traumas, joys and pains of being offspring.Par Sad Babes

Rhyan and Brittany interview author of Headwater, Aliyah Machete. Insightfulness and chaos ensue.Par Sad Babes

Rhyan and Brittany share ghost stories, more sexual awakenings, compare celebrity crushes and sightings from coast to coast, and scary movies.Par Sad Babes

Rhyan talks about her love of mermaids. Brittany realizes (again) that something is wrong with her by not having an animated character she is sexually attracted to.Par Sad Babes

Rhyan smokes a bowl and goes on a rant about football, talks about the first time Brittany corrupted her with weed and other drug stories.Par Sad Babes

Vote for ME!Par Sad Babes

Our audio quality is as poor as our mental health. Enjoy.Par Sad Babes

The Babes are befuddled by dating culture.Par Sad Babes

Ralph derails a very serious conversation about Brittany's trauma.Par Sad Babes

Brittany needs new roots. Rhyan overshares.Par Sad Babes

Sad Babes podcast is a weekly show hosted by longtime friends Rhyan and Brittany. Join us as we reminisce about the many follies of our youth (and the many follies of our present).Par Sad Babes