In this podcast we discuss: A 93 year old woman who is made a "need more beer sign" gets delivered 150 cans of Coors Light. Living 60 more years but not allowed to leave the house, or 10 years going wherever you want. and other assorted nonsense.Par Matt and Kim

In this episode we discuss: A woman who farts in a dollar store and pulls a knife on a man who complains. Spotify has playlists for animals? Where would you want and extra eye? and other assorted nonsensePar Matt and Kim

In this episode we discuss: Would you eat butter made from insects? If every time you had sex it took a week off your life would you still do it? Would Kim rather Matt have no penis or 5 penises. Would you rather go a month without drinking or masterbating? and other assorted nonsense.Par Matt and Kim

In this episode we discuss: What if you were married for 30 years and found out your spouse was your sibling? Would you rather have a one night stand with someone who's really attractive or really good in bed? and other assorted nonsensePar Matt and Kim

Live from Dallas! (pre-quarantine) Would you have sex with a zombie if it was the one cure to never become a zombie? Would you rather fight a round with Mike Tyson or sound like him for the rest of your life? Four years in jail or marrying your ex?Par Matt and Kim

In this quarantined episode we discuss. Living a life of crime. Having to beautifully sing everything you say. How much of a wimp matt is. ... and other assorted nonsense.Par Matt and Kim

Live from San Francisco we answer a bunch of questions that aren't necessarily hypothetical but get us thinking all the same... Which romantic gesture do you believe is over-rated? What have you been putting off for far to long? What do you wish you cared less about? How important is money to you? If we came home from tour and we realized the house…

Live from Seattle! Would either of you ever pose for a nude life drawing art class? What poses would you do? (Remember you gotta hold the poses for a few minutes at a time) How would you quickly dispose of a dead body in a hotel room? If you could snap your fingers and make any one species go extinct, which species would you choose? If Matt and Kim…

Live from Minneapolis: If your friend or partner got way too drunk and you were sharing a hotel room, where would you make them sleep? Would you still share a bed with their vomiting drunk ass, or make them sleep on the floor or in the tub? What would you do if you realize you have been calling someone the wrong name (or pronouncing their name wron…

Live from Royal Oak, MI we discuss such things as: You witnessed a terrible crime and a Mexican drug cartel wants your ass dead. You are put into witness protection. They give you a choice of Alaska or Arkansas. Which do you choose? Also, you can't make music ever again. What would you get a job doing? You friend tells you that they saw your mom on…

It's the first time we have a guest here on The Matt and Kim Podcast. Comedian and Writer Will Miles joins us to discuss such things as: If you could get a great cheap house painter but he had to watch porn while he painted would you still hire him? and other assorted nonsense.Par Matt and Kim, Will Miles

This week we discuss things like: Would you live in "The Watcher" house? How much would you have to be paid to have porn shot in your house? What type of Furry would you be? And other assorted nonsense.Par Matt and Kim

Would you stay with your partner if you found out they were a serial killer who only killed bad guys? (like Dexter) What would you do if your partner wets the bed? and other random nonsense...Par Matt and Kim

First half we get a bit side tracked talking about how Kim tore her ACL again. Then we continue in to our normal nonsense such as: "What is the one sexual act you've always wanted to try but your partner would never let you?"Par Matt and Kim

This week we go over hypothetical questions related to relationships. If you had to kill 10 innocent people to save your partners life would you? If i had a medical problem that made it so we couldn’t have sex would you still want to be with me? If you can stop my face and body from ages would you or would you rather i grow old with you? ... and bu…

Would you save 1 sibling or 4 strangers if a building was on fire? Free unlimited massage, chauffeur, or cook pick one. Would you eat human? If you want your superpower to be invisible, you're probably a pervert. ... and other assorted nonsensePar Matt and Kim

What if you could change the sounds your body makes? Worst job you ever had? If the law required you to get a full body tattoo what what you get? ... and other assorted nonsensePar Matt and Kim

In this week's episode we discuss: Droppin heat in plastic bags VS in cups Fighting a hundred horse sized ferrets or one ferret sized horse Is a hot dog a sandwich? and other general nonsense...Par Matt and Kim

This week we discuss such things as: would you drink bat milk, monkey milk or cheetah milk? Would you want to be the first to make contact with the aliens? as well as other assorted nonsense that we take very seriously!Par Matt and Kim

In this episode we discuss: If you needed to make 10,000 in one day or be killed how would you do it? Would you rather an extra belly button, or extra nipple? Would you rather use scratchy toilet paper or wear uncomfortable clothes for the rest of you life? ... and other assorted nonsense.Par Matt and Kim

This week we learned Kim should have skipped being in a band and opened the world's most successful bar. We also discuss: 15 years ago, if we pictured our life now, what did we think it would be like?Par Matt and Kim

* If you cheated on your partner just once in a drunken isolated incident... do you tell? If the situation was flipped would you want to know? * If you had to post the bad as well as the good things about your life on social media, would it be more or less popular? * If you could change your gender for a week, would anything change? Would you do an…

Would you take a pill that makes you 25 percent smarter but 25 percent less attractive? Would the world be better or worse if there was no crime? We ask ourselves these questions while Kim generally makes me uncomfortable with her answers.Par Matt and Kim