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What better time to celebrate National Pokemon Day on February 27th than in September? On this episode, we go through the pokemon that HennyMilk, Tom, and Joe Biden would have on their teams as well as going through a tier list of the most fuckable pokemon. Please help us. We're dying.Par Internet Phantoms Network

We get real high in honor of 420-- in July. Since we didn't release a 420 special, we thought we would now. We hear from Tom about his high thoughts throughout the week and check-in on his Tinder account. Even right now I'm too high to remember what else is brought up throughout this episode... Guess you'll have to listen to find out! Free YSL…

Boy howdy we were drunk, but we managed to cover it all- Elden Ring, blow-up dolls, Tinder, squirting, and a couple other topics. I don't even remember recording this episode, whoops... Free YSLPar Internet Phantoms Network

We take the best parts of many Tinder accounts created by women and mold Tom into the PERFECT ladies manPar Internet Phantoms Network

The title says it all. Tom & Henny also play The Dating Game to see if they're a perfect match!Par Internet Phantoms Network

HennyMilk is a little too drunk, but what else are you supposed to do for such a glorious occasion? The original podcast had Scaretaculars, but the Pickle Jar has the Scaretacular-- It's the Half-Way to Halloween Scaretacular!Par Internet Phantoms Network

We're back to talking about Hitler, sex, and anime. I don't get how we can't get sponsored... Anyway, this week there are no caller segments-- instead we're joined by New Hampshire-based artist BeefOven!Par Internet Phantoms Network

One thing Easter Sunday and Henny have in common? They both came yesterday. Happy Easter from the Internet Phantoms Network! This week on The Pickle Jar Tom talks video games, and Henny talks about furries. All that and more!Par Internet Phantoms Network

This week Tom raps, comes up with film ideas, hates on the French, and tells of his adventures at the strip club. He also tells the worst fucking story ever. I'm still pissed off about it. We're a bit sloppy and wouldn't have it any other wayPar Internet Phantoms Network

Tom might have won in Monopoly, but he's still a loser. Join hosts Tom Dillon & HennyMilk as they teach everyone new Russian slurs and ways they tried to suck their own dicks!Par Internet Phantoms Network

The women are back and better than ever, but this time, they brought ALL other communities who have been downplayed and just not appreciated as much as we'd like!~ The gloves are off as we talk about anything and everyone. WELCOME TO INCLUSIVITYPar Internet Phantoms Network

Happy Valentines Day from everyone at the Internet Phantoms Network! We try to find Tom a girlfriend and even take a couple callers. We love you all <3Par Internet Phantoms Network

W're eating boogers on todays episode, boys & girls! Ruined by the internet and a thirst for listeners, Tom makes himself and his co-host try their own boogers, read dad jokes, tell stories of the times they've made teachers cry, and so much more. He's a terrifying host. Please help, he won't let me or the intern leave....…

Short & sweet like my dick in a bag of sugar, Tom & Johnny venture into Tinder to try to find Tom the love of his life.Par Internet Phantoms Network

The shortest and sweetest pickle in the jar! This week Tom brings everyone stories of conspiracies, dreams, Christmas gifts, and Tom even fucking raps. All that and MORE on this weeks tiny pickle!Par Internet Phantoms Network

Rev up those fryers! Tom came in with his very own show- it's the Pickle Jar Podcast! I barely know what the show is about, but he talks pop-culture, current affairs, and the most important of all, life. What'll this crazy cat say next!?Par Internet Phantoms Network

Get your HBO Max subscriptions (or your illegal movie websites) ready for the Godzilla VS. Kong watch-along! We've waited an entire year for this to come out, and what better way to say goodbye to the podcast than to bring our first host back for his first Godzilla film. Thank you to anyone and everyone who has listened or been part of the show in …

Read the title, baby! One more episode left. GET BENT! We're preparing for the last episode this time!Par Internet Phantoms Network

The Dillon boys are back & better than ever. With Tom becoming the host for the first time, we dive into Crash Bandicoot porn, a WoW wedding he attended, and not much else. We're on a constant decline lmfao 0:00 - 0:21 INTRO 0:22 - 1:36 WORLD OF WARCRAFT WEDDING 1:37 - 2:14 GODZILLA CORNER 2:15 - 3:47 TOM, THE HOST / CRASH BANDICOOT…

The boys return with plenty of news headlines, a bottle of whiskey, and a sex tape. Didn't expect this episode to go down like this. Joined by KDill, Henny brings the listeners through a journey to the center of his mind- filled to the brim with childhood trauma and bad decisions. It's a siiick fucking ride, baby! SEGMENTS: 0:00 - 1:31 INTRO/SOUND-…

From the skillet 2 the.... plate, I guess. It's the breakfast episode! Most of the audio was too trashed to salvage. We got wasted and cooked breakfast. Not much more to this episode. *Included afterwards are 2 songs to get the morning started off with* 0:00 - 0:21 INTRO 0:22 - 2:21 BREAKFAST STORY 2:22 - 4:06 BACON SHOPPING 4:07 - 4:28 MIONETTO LI…

Another week without Juggalos... Something feels off. Anyway, one more round of skits this week including the return of Dawson's Corner, another song from MYSPACE, and more. SEGMENTS: 0:00 - 0:47 INTRO 0:48 - 1:30 BAD HIGHS 1:31 - 2:46 ONE HAS TO DIE 2:47 - 3:43 DAWSON'S CORNER 3:44 - 7:39 SONG SONG: MYSPACE - MEREDITH LINKS: https://twitter.com/Po…

*NO JUGGALO TALK* Another episode graced by KDill- from talking dirty fight tactics, to the coolest-looking terrorists ever. Shoutout Canada! SONG: Aakeem Eshu - VHS (produced by Johnathan Cloud) AAKEEM ESHU ALL PLATFORMS 0:00 - 0:34 INTRO 0:35 - 2:06 LYFT / COLLEGE 2:07 - 3:16 DOMINATION 3:17 - 4:40 PRAYER 4:41 - 5:37 NEWS 5:38 - 6:50 OUTRO 6:51 -…

Lack of content has forced me to create a side-project titled MYSPACE. Aside from a couple of short segments on this weeks episode, check out the new EP by the band MYSPACE on todays episode! 0:00 - 1:06 OPENING 1:07 - 10:23 MYSPACE EP 10:24 - 11:53 MY DEAD WISH 11:54 - 12:38 SHOUTOUT SEGMENT LINKS: https://twitter.com/HENNYMILK https://twitter.com…

Not much else to say! Another rough episode while we get the cogs turning again. I get drunk and talk Persona 5-- just a typical episode https://twitter.com/PODCASTPHANTOMS https://twitter.com/HENNYMILKPar Internet Phantoms Network

An episode about nothing. Godzilla VS. Kong news makes a comeback and a bunch of half-assed songs get played. The show will be back to normal soon, sorry! LINKS: https://twitter.com/PODCASTPHANTOMS https://twitter.com/HENNYMILKPar Internet Phantoms Network

A couple recordings from our "Vacation" in New Hampshire along with an update on the podcast! SONG: Sparky Bob - Where's Rengidank? LINKS: https://twitter.com/PODCASTPHANTOMS https://twitter.com/HENNYMILKPar Internet Phantoms Network

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After a 2 month hiatus, Facetat visits the podcast to talk about ferrets. What else does his mush-mind come up with? You'll just have to listen to find out! Joined by The Dillon Boys, we brush up on what it'd be like to have sex with tall women. We talk about other shit too, whatever, man. LINKS: https://twitter.com/Podcastphantoms https://twitter.…

Short, sweet, and to the point-- this weeks episode is a much more laid-back style episode. Drinking at The Dillons again, Alex is here to tell everyone of the time he tried to have an orgy in his car LINKS: https://twitter.com/PODCASTPHANTOMS https://twitter.com/HENNYMILK https://twitter.com/BIGHAIRYH SONG: Swamp Boiiz - GOLD TAC…

Happy New Year from everyone at the Internet phantoms Podcast! We feel so blessed that anyone even listens to us get drunk & ramble on and on about shit nobody really cares about-- thank you! This week, we bring back The Dillon Boys along with one of our very first co-hosts from previous episodes, Hunter. And of course, the wonderful Jess is with u…

Christmas is in the air and the Phantom Boys are doing what they do best- get trashed & talk their shit. Between Heretics beef with Amazon, Henny not knowing where the clit was when he was younger, and finding time to have sex with a child-- wait, that's not what I meant! Heretic speaks on trying to find time to have sex with his girlfriend while l…

Some spotty audio, some strange stories, and a lot of beer. We're back with Kevin Dillon & his brother! Get bent, losers, it's time act up in this episode. SONG: Swamp Boiiz - WOW LINKS: https://twitter.com/PODCASTPHANTOMS https://twitter.com/HENNYMILKPar Internet Phantoms Network

Like Magneto, the 'Anxiety Extravaganza' has a foster-brother, and his name is 'Phantom Fest.' I think the bald cripple was his brother, or something like that in X-Men. Anyway, the Phantom Fest is a mix between friends of the podcast, old and new mixed with some unused footage throughout the time since this podcast has started. SONGS: fvreignty - …

HennyMilk is falling apart, the show is a mess, and everyone has gone missing- that ain't going to stop a couple of boys doing what they do best. Talk about weird sexual fetishes and holiday murders. Joined by friend of the podcast Jose AKA DirtyDoveShxt and returning favorite Logan. LINKS: https://twitter.com/Podcastphantoms https://twitter.com/He…

HennyMilk gets sucked into a vortex again, but this time he is trapped in a clip show and tries to escape as he relives some of the podcasts funniest and strangest moments. Everyone at the Internet Phantoms Podcast are thankful for anyone who has been part of an episode in any way, shap, or form. And also for anyone who listens. Truly. Thank you al…

Good Ol' HM is back, but this time he brought along his radio for you all to listen to his favorite show along with him- The Adventures of Grizz Blitzkrieg. A story of a rough & tumbled ex-marine turned P.I. he must hunt down the killer of his wife and ultimate crime boss, Jimmy the Gator. SONG: HERETIC - HOLDTHELINE feat. LIL FIX (prod. SINEMATIC)…

Politics, Omegle, Canada, and MORE. The Phantom boys known as HennyMilk & Heretic team up to tackle a couple of important topics- such as what vice president Mike Pence would probably have sex with. SONG: MYOJIN - MELTED POPSICLES w/ ANDRÉ MARIETTE LINKS: https://twitter.com/PODCASTPHANTOMS https://twitter.com/BigHairyH https://twitter.com/FuckFace…

Halloween is over, but the scares keep on coming! Gas station junkies, election day, vampires, & Christmas. Nobody is safe, baby- three cute boys get drunk together via the internet! SPONSORED BY MIKES HARD LEMONADE LINKS: https://twitter.com/HennyMilk https://twitter.com/FuckFacetat https://twitter.com/BIGHAIRYH https://twitter.com/PODCASTPHANTOMS…

Gather 'round the fire yet again! This time, maybe with a creepy snack or a scary partner, because this time, it's Halloween. Good 'ol HM has a lot on his plate during this dark & stormy night- with special appearances by Charles Manson, The Dillons, and maybe even a surprise guest! REMINDERS: 'I'm Face Tat EP' by Facetat drops at the end of Octobe…

The first day of the Halloween Spooktacular begins! The usual set of ghouls sit back and tell a story of occult activity hidden deep within professional wrestling, tinder stories return, a couple of trick-or-treating stories, and more! LINKS: https://twitter.com/PODCASTPHANTOMS https://twitter.com/HENNYMILK https://twitter.com/FUCKFACETAT SONG: Goi…

Rhode Island native Lil' Fendy finally drops by the podcast to really dive deep into what makes him tick. Leaving porn & marijuana behind, listen as he dissects his thoughts on Covid, the issues with Porno on the internet, the local crackhead, and so much more. Shoutout to special guest Shark Puppet who stopped by to say what's up! LINKS: https://w…

Scratch tickets, music, old people, and crip walking. The regular boys sit down with Heretic who brings along rapper Fury and producer Mikal. Always wondered what the worst thing we'd do to an old person is? Well, you finally get to know! and of course we talk about juggalos. LINKS: Heretic: https://twitter.com/BIGHAIRYH https://soundcloud.com/here…

With Halloween finally around the corner, the Internet Phantoms try something a little different. HennyMilk kicks back with a neat scotch, a fireplace, and a big book of stories. 'Diaries of A Milkman' will be an anthology-based series where we relive a lot of the drunk encounters we have & even some throwaway bonus content. LINKS: https://twitter.…

One microphone, a crowded room, 40 beers, and Facetat in New York. Sorry for the sound quality! Internet Phantoms thank all their fans out in Canada in this episode with K-Dill, his brother, and the sound guy.Par Internet Phantoms Network

Full of Smirnoff & rage, HennyMilk gets drunk and talk about how he would like his funeral to be. We talk 'Love on the Spectrum', why foot fetishes are a thing, and plenty of other bull shit. LINKS: https://twitter.com/fuckfacetat https://twitter.com/HENNYMILK https://twitter.com/PodcastphantomsPar Internet Phantoms Network

Facetat storms the forts of Instagram to try to buy the handle he has been in search of for months. BUT, what happens when things go south?? All that and not much more in this special Wednesday episode spectacular! LINKS: https://twitter.com/PODCASTPHANTOMS https://twitter.com/fuckfacetat https://twitter.com/hennymilk…

Rev it up, baby! The regular boys are joined by a portion of Motorsport Team. Gather 'round the pitstop and listen to us tell the tale of The Alphabet Murders, the curious case of Marty Jannetty, and so, so much more. LINKS: https://twitter.com/hellboidana https://twitter.com/wockboy https://twitter.com/tommioslo https://twitter.com/kassgocrazy htt…

Monkimon AKA Mon FKA Tommy of IcedOutAngles joins us this week to talk plenty of bullshit that HennyMilk has come up with. He touches on how he got into music, the process in which he creates, how he learned English through rap music, and so much more! LINKS: https://twitter.com/monkimonx https://twitter.com/icedoutangels https://soundcloud.com/mon…