Have you hated the color orange today? If you haven't, now is the time. Yara and Nathan are back to talk about the Body Farm (which is actually pretty neat), hate on the hillbilly brigade, and break down a matchup that is surprisingly hard to predict. Why do Vegas and the numbers disagree? Why does Mike Bobo get paid 2.4 million dollars? We'll answ…

It's time to deal with the thing we fear the most. Not a loss to a conference opponent, or humiliation at the hands of the SEC's most annoyingly waspy fanbase, but therapy. Yara and Nathan are here to be with you in this group session. We're gonna talk it all out. We go over our days (Yara saw two scary movies, and only one of them was the UGA offe…

Yara and Nathan are with the episode you've been waiting for. We're talking about Heighty Teighty, Land Sharks, Joey Freshwater, and all the dirt Yara can find. We're breaking down the game, talking about stats, and giving our predictions. We're here with the Ole Miss Preview. Highlights Include Qualitative Preview - 3:57 #AskCBC - 37:03 Quantitati…

Hello! Nothing crazy going on today, nope, everything's fine. The only thing of note that we have to talk about is the Florida review. Nathan and Yara are here to walk you through their weekends, psychoanalyze a quarterback, and use the Vibe Chart (TM TM TM) to talk about where we are in the season. CW: Nathan talks about some pretty intense stuff …

It's hate week. We know you have all been hating the gators like you should, but we're here to help you put that little bit of extra juice into it. Yara, Nathan, and Macon Dawg are here with a plus-sized CBC episode to walk you through why we hate florida, break down the game, talk about stats, and seriously you guys, just hate the gators so much. …

We're back, y'all! Yara and Nathan are here to review the Dawgs' biggest win of the season, a 30 - 15 defeat of the #1 Texas Longhorns. Yara's mom has a connection to God, Nathan lost a bet by predicting a Texas win and has to eat a steak, and Yara still hasn't forgiven you, Michael Bobo. Qualitative Review - 2:51 Quantitative Review - 38:59 If you…

Hey y'all! It's such a big game that we decided to release two Texas previews! Yara is joined by guest host Zack Kalet to talk about the big game against the Longhorns, take Mike Bobo down a peg, and teach you about F1 through the a college football lens. If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, cons…

UGA faces its second game of the year this season in Austin in a top-10 matchup with the Longhorns. Yara and Nathan are here to help you process that Munson storm of emotions with storylines, news, analysis, and stats to get your mind right for the weekend. Remember, Buc-ee's is the only good thing to come out of the Lone Star State, and horns down…

We're back today with a review of the most disappointing ten-point victory of 2024, UGA's win over the Bizzarro Bulldogs of Starkville. Yara and Nathan are here to talk about a weekend of camping in Athens, being a (temporary) bachelor (hint: it's sad), and what the hell is going on with the defense. Oh, and the offense is frustratingly good, isn't…

Hey Y'all! We're back again today with the Miss. State preview. Yara has questions, Nathan has guesses, and we'll all get smarter together. We'll talk about CLANGA CLANGA, break down who this team is, and ask Kirby very nicely to please run up the score. Qualitative Preview - 2:39 Quantitative Preview - 16:30 If you liked today's episode, please le…

We're here again to talk ball. But also, we're here to make fun of Alabama, and write a hagiography for Vanderbilt. It's the Auburn Review, of course. Yara and Nathan are here for observations, stats, shit talk, shawarma talk, and figuring out where we are on the season. Highlights include: age shaming, Hugh Freeze shaming, and confusion about Aria…

Hey y'all! Yara and Nathan are joined today by Jeremy, AKA @macondawg on Twitter. Jeremy is the head honcho over at Dawg Sports, and helps to run one of the best UGA follows on social media, @dawgsports. We're all here today to preview the Auburn game. We've got stats, analysis, scheme stuff, and a wall of text about how much Yara hates Hugh Freeze…

So yeah that sucked, y'all. Yara and Nathan had to grit through it on this one, but we made. Personally, we think you'll feel better about the game after listening to this. Maybe not happy, but, y'know, at peace? Whatever your emotional state, we're here to break down yet another "instant classic" where we end up with our heart broken. Qualitative …

We're here today for the second time. This time, Yara and Nathan are joined by Graham Coffey, proprietor of Dawgs Central, real-life journalist, and general ball knower. We've got an hour of stats, observations, analysis, and generally good-vibes. Talking to Graham made us smarter, and we think it will make you smarter too. Highlights include: Grah…

We're here, we're full of rage, get used to it. Nathan and Yara are back to preview the tilt against the Tide in T-Town. Things get heated, we talk about stats, and Nathan passes out and Weekend at Bernie's his way through a rant. Highlights include: Kentucky Mini Review - 3:26 Qualitative Preview - 7:42 Quantitative Preview - 49:33 If you liked to…

What's up big dawgs? Yara and Nathan are here today to preview the Kentucky Game. We've got rants about Chat GPT, Yara, Certified Ball Knower, stats, player previews, and all the dumb stuff that got you to download this episode in the first place. Highlights include: Qualitative Preview - 2:56 Quantitative Preview - 25:04 Who is Kentucky? - 25:14 P…

CW: The first 3 minutes of this podcast are just Nathan talking about the events at Apalachee HS last week. It's not graphic, but it's intense. So be aware. Yara and Nathan are here to talk you through the week that was from the very, very, bad, to the game on Saturday, which represented a well-needed break for so many of us. Highlights include: Na…

Yara and Nathan are at it again. We're here to bring you the stats, analysis, and trolling you've come to expect from the CBC brand. The Clemson Tigers are in the rearview mirror, struck down by their own portal-hubris, but we're not done talking about them yet. Highlights include: Qualitative Review: 2:51 Quantitative Review: 17:42 If you liked to…

It's fiscal game week and we're pumped. Yara and Nathan are back again to get you ready for this weekend's kickoff classic against the Clemson. What do the Tiger's have in store for us? Who is Howard and why does he have a rock? What stats matter for this game? We answer all of this and more. Qualitative Preview - 03:34 Quantitative Preview - 23:56…

It's that time! Yara and Nathan are here today with the Clemson preview. If you haven't listened to one of our previews before, we're going to breakdown this season from a qualitative (vibes) and quantitative standpoint. We've got news, storylines, vibe checks, Texas/TAMU rivalry beef via Anime tropes, and Yara learning about Fleetwood Mac in real …

We're finally back! We'll assume you missed us. Yara and Nathan are here to get you all the info you need to catch up on the last six months. Highlights include: Personal updates, including Nathan putting on compression sleeves for the first time live (aging so gracefully) UGA updates. Include a criminal justice sandwich An introduction to the SEC …

Yara and Nathan are back at it again with our SEC Championship Preview. The Dawgs are trying to get the monkey off their back (no they aren't), and we're here to help you get your mind right. We've got academic shit talk, we've got stats, we've got 30 seconds on Henry Kissinger's death. It's a vintage Chapel Bell Curve Experience to get you in the …

It's weird to step in a Yellow Jacket hive and end up more upset about the referee's than the stings. But here we are, torturing metaphors and full of rage. Yara and Nathan are back today to catch you up on how are lives have been going, what we think about Auburn (LOL), the sloppy extermination job at Bobby Dodd, and much more. Qualitative Review:…

We're back! Yara and Nathan are here, and ready to talk about the Lane Train's demolition at Sanford Station. (Are these train metaphors working?) Anyway, your dynamic duo is ready to rock with stories from the day, stats for your soul, and just enough intergenerational conflict to keep things interesting. Highlights include: Qualitative Review: 1:…

What better way to celebrate homecoming than with the folks who invited the tradition? It's the Mizzou preview! Qualitative Review - 2:23 Important Possum Updates Connor Stallion: Clue Character Who is Missouri, and have their artists seen a tiger? Quantitative review - 36:23 Getting to know Luther Burden and co. from CoMo What we want to see Game …

Nathan is here with a very special episode and a very special guest. Dr. Carrie Tipton is a musicologist at Vanderbilt University and author of the new book From Dixie to Rocky Top on the history of SEC fight songs. Nathan is here to talk with her about the songs, the history, and he surprisingly large number of copyright lawsuits involved. Dr. Tip…

The gang covers the 43-20 thumping that was the Georgia V. Florida game. Come along as we review not only the game but our respective experiences, Our Bowers-less offense, and cannabis themed sandwich huts. Qualitative Review - 1:56 Nathan's meets his enemies Justin, a sandwich, a rumpus, and a dream Yara plays not a regular mom, but a cool mom Qua…

This week we've got many a history lesson to share with Yara as we're prompted with the question, "Why is it that we hate Florida so much?" Past that, you've the classic quantitative, qualitative, and more. It's the Florida Preview. Highlights include: Qualitative Preview: 19:00 A Historical Deep Dive into Anthropomorphic Reptiles A Lesson on the R…

Yara, Justin, and Nathan are back at it again today to preview this weekend's tilt against the Cats. They've got a vibe check, manifestation hour, a fun game about celebrity backed whiskeys, and all the stats and analysis you can shake a stick at. Highlights include: Qualitative Preview: 2:15 Vibe Check Everyone manifests a successful season A brie…

Justin, Yara, and Nathan are here to figure out what the hell just happened. They'll breakdown the day they had, check in on Yara's wild ride and the power of prayer, and go in-depth on what went right and very, very wrong. Highlights include: Qualitative Review - 1:40 Nathan's Old Man Day Justin and the Pride Festival Yara calls on a higher (and l…

We're here for this whopper of a game with a whopper of an episode. Speaking of whoppers, Hugh Freeze, we don't like him! Join Nathan, Justin, and Yara as they research, rage, and read for filth everyone's favorite lay preacher. Highlights include: Qualitative Preview: 2:26 - News, and some cautious optimism on the injury front - A brief history of…

Were portions of this episode too horny to release to the public feed? Yes, definitely. Is there still plenty to unpack here from the UAB game? Also yes. Qualitative Review - 1:34 Quantitative Review - 29:05 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patre…

We're back! Today, Justin, Yara, and Nathan are previewing the upcoming game against the UAB Dragons. Be ready for analysis, marvel villains, a game called "Dilfer OR?" for some reason, and much, much more. Qualitative Preview - 2:40 Quantitative Preview - 30:47 Who holds the leash? - 51:55 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or …

It wouldn't be a game against the Gamecocks if it wasn't soggy, hot, and uncomfortable. Justin, Yara, and Nathan lived through the moistest day on record, and are here to bring you their feelings, observations, and good, good numbers. Today's highlights include: Injury Updates Yara's Rage Against Deion Yara and the Very Weird Day Justin and the Sak…

Justin, Nathan, and Yara are here to hash it out over the start of Georgia's SEC play for the season. We'll hit all the CBC favorites in this episode, including sober talk about an important issues, stats and game predictions. Topics of interest include: - What Mack Brown gets up to with his colleagues - Shane Beamer's Best Qualities - Who Holds Th…

Justin and Nathan are here to recap the latest tilt between the hedges. We'll hit all the CBC favorites in this episode, including sober talk about an important issues, stats and game observations, and a bunch of jokes at the expense of various SEC coaches. Highlights include: - This Mel Tucker stuff sucks man - Around the league - HOOK 'EM HOOK 'E…

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If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically. Send us your questions using the hashtag …

Welcome back! It's Christmas in August! It's time for the first game preview of the year. We're excited to get back into the swing of things with grandmother avatar states, sensual poetry about an anthropomorphic bird, and an attempt to answer the age old question: What can Georgia gain against this FCS opponent? Highlights include: An in-depth his…

Like Christmas in August, the CBC team is back today to preview the upcoming season. Join Yara, Nathan, and Justin as they plumb the depths of Nathan's panic attacks, talk about win probabilities, yell about Hugh Freeze, and unveil Justin's newest abomination. Other highlights include: Musings on Billy Napier Doppelgangers Love Island Allegories Ch…

Yara and Nathan are back and better than ever with your first episode of CBC for the Dawgs' run at threepeat. Justin - the adult in the room - is gone today, so we're here to bring you barely-understood Gen-Z lingo, sass, and an explanation of the phrase "Dream blunt rotation." Highlights include: - We're we've been -Yara's Deion Sanders Hate Corne…

This one's a reeeeeeal doozy. Seriously. It's a full two hours of brain fugue. Yara joined us to celebrate the great Frawg trouncing of 2022 though, so we got that going for us. If you're able, please consider donating to the GoFundMe Fundraisers for Devin Willock and Chandler LeCroy. Devin Willock's GoFundMe Chandler LeCroy's GoFundMe Yell at us o…

Your horses are safe here at CBC. You can trust us to protect them at all costs. Yell at us on Twitter Chapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurve Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence Justin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray Yara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrah If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you lo…

What can we even say about the game against Ohio State last weekend? Apparently a lot, however not without talking at length about Fred Durst and Joe Rogan. Yell at us on Twitter Chapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurve Nathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrence Justin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray Yara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrah…

We out here. We feelin' SASSY. We talkin' bout FOOTBALL but also that thing. That Dawg. They got that DAWG in 'em. If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community…

This week's episode has us coming at you live from Athentic Brewery in Athens, Ga. We share a bit about the Georgia Tech game, plenty on the SEC Championship, and then way too much about Gen Z know-how. Thanks so much Athentic for hosting us, Yara for contributing and guest hosting, and of course all of you that came out to see us! If you liked tod…

A fine question. Why score many point when few point will do? Cause it's boring, mostly. Highlights Include: 3:37 - Qualitative Review 25:49 - Quantitative Review If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you acces…

I don't know Will Levis well enough to say whether or not he deserves better, but what I do know is that he should stop getting his medical advice off of WebMD. Highlights Include: 6:07 - Qualitative Review 43:08 - Quantitative Review If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dolla…

Nathan and Special Guest Host Yara (Gen-Z Social Media Extraordinaire) are here with you today to break down everything that happened in the 45 - 19 drubbing of the Bizzaro Bulldogs over in Starkvegas. The team is here today with thoughts on Roblox, a promise to watch the Lord of the Rings Movies, and analysis of - among other things - Georgia's 1s…

That Mike Leach really is something, huh? Or is he? Wait, he said what? If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football an…