Merritt K joined us this week to talk about Man Guys. What makes a man guy a man guy? Well, bacon for one thing, but we also looked at some chivers, some man card revocations and the art of manliness! Wishlist Merritt's game Fledgling Manor on steam, lets get the Guys bump! There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://www.pa…

We had Jesse Farrar and Stefan Heck the mischievous hosts of famous Twitch channel The Go Off Kings on to talk about Nintendo Guys, and we did some of that but we also talked about trivia, catalytic converters, and I flubbed so much because it is hard to say Xbox There is a false narrative advanced about me winning trivia that is not to be believed…

About a month ago my wife asked me if we had ever considered doing a an episode about lottery guys and I looked at my big list and they weren't there. I loved the idea so much that we did it. What do you tell your friends and family when you win? How do you win scratch offs? Why is Chris making fun of me again? Tom is our dear friend and he is at h…

Welcome to Guys where we make the finest podcasts with the finest ingredients. This week we talked about Pizza Guys with our friend Eva Anderson. What type of container should the Joe Rogan and Elon Musk pizza be delivered in? Where does sausage go? What is the best pizza in the world? Who is Dave Portnoy? Here is the gallery of pictures from this …

Chris wants to say that he is sorry if the audio quality isn't great but I told him that you wouldn't care Hello there, I knew you would show up. This week on Guys we talked about psychic guys. Are all demons bad? Does masturbating help or hinder you astral projections? Which celebrities have bad vibes? All this and some really good book reviews Fo…

Keep it down, I'm looking at birds, I mean, they all look the same but I am sure they are different. We had America's nicest man, Joe Pera on to talk about America's nicest guys Bird Guys. Is it woke to rename birds? Is America ok with titties? What sorts of birds do you have on your lifer list? Where are you ranked in your very populus city. Here …

Heyyy welcome to this thing of ours. It's an episode of Guys about mafia guys. We talked about my (Bryan) attempts to start a mafia which just really ended up being a group of violent rednecks, we learn about why someone would rat, why hasn't Sammy The Bull been whacked? Then we get some important questions answered by quora. Chris and Dan also bul…

To whom it may concern, we have finished another episode of audio content on the Guys podcast. This episode is Science Guys and we talked about cocaine, the best sex position according to IFLScience. Surprise, we have ticketmaster reviews and museum reviews that are primarily about food. So cuddle up with your lover and listen to us goof on science…

We finally went and did it! We brought one of our best friends Felix Biederman from Shocktober and of course Chapo Trap House on to talk about America's fastest growing sport, video games. So strap in for a guy that went to r/gamer for marriage advice and a lot of goofing off. We also did a good amout of shock jock talk at the end for everyone. It …

We brought Jon Gabrus back, this time we talked about some total weirdos: Rotten Tomatoes Guys. What is Aaron Eckhart up to? Are there Aaron Eckhart guys? Could I do an Aaron Eckhart Guys episode? Now that we have the Aaron Eckhart conversation out of the way we read some reviews. So I hope the movie theater is the exact right temperature and that …

We went to the darkest place we've ever gone. (with the exception of the extremely evil real estate guys) this week on Guys we talked about death metal guys. Will they ever grow out of it? We read 2 of the weirder reviews I've seen and does Chris actually like Deicide? Joe runs the website https://toiletovhell.com/ and you can find him at http://Tw…

Well Well Well, it's another episode of Guys! This week we finally got to talk about some cool dudes, well, we also talked about some real nerds. What are the rules about paying for a tattoo that you immediately regret? We also have a beautiful story of a tattoo guy being mean. So sit down in my very sanitary chair and shut up. Rax is cooler than m…

When people asked for a Star Trek Guys episode we said that we would "make it so" So we had Will Menaker from Chapo Trap House and Aaron Thorpe from The Trillbillies Workers Party on so that me and Chris (cool jocks) didn't outnumber the guests. We looked into r/startrek to see what the biggest fans are talking about. What kinda shoes should the pe…

We brought our friend Tom on to talk about cruise guys. We read a lot of reviews from Trustpilot and a lot of them were very bad reviews. There were a couple of straight guys looking to cruise (one of them was a single guy)! We caught some people doing "theft of services" on an excursion. Finally we read some very selfish jerks and I told some Brya…

We looked at several nasty real estate freaks. What does it take to hoard wealth? How much more should you charge your friends for rent than a stranger, we also got to see how depraved airbnb hosts really are! You can find Amar's special here Please Don't Kill Me and he is on instagram at https://www.instagram.com/realexciting/?hl=en Come and see G…

Look, I wouldn't listen to this on a stereo that other people can hear but I spent some time looking through adultdvdtalk and Mike brought us some nasty old men. What is the problem with modern porno? How would you reply to your favorite porno stars on X - The Everything website. They are definitely nasty. It is a return to form, a dirty episode! M…

We had the boys from Blocked Party on the episode to talk about board game guys, much like every other crossover we have done it is a long episode and we got off topic a few times. We look at an uncle cheater, a sore loser wife and the most cursed piece of writing since the Chive bewbs poem We also announced that we are live in Vancouver BC on 10/1…

Oh my goosh! we found a new guy! He trained Whoopi and one of the hosts of Your Mom's Home. We learned how to deal with hecklers and a loud room and we talk a bit about our experiences performing at various levels of the stand up scene. Dan Licata is at https://x.com/danlicatasucks and https://www.instagram.com/danlicatasucks/?hl=en and his new spe…

Hello distinguished listeners and friends, welcome to the meeting of the Guys Toastmasters Club. We are really honored to have you at this meeting and hope we can provide you with the tools to succeed in the world of business and relationships. Stefan Heck can be found on https://www.twitch.tv/gooffkings and patreon.com/blockedparty There is much m…

You made me do it, so I finally did it. Me and Chris had Kate Willett https://www.katewillett.com/ on the show to talk about some real perverts, the Elon Musk Guy. We also spread the good word of The Chive and read a genuine Chive riff about Elon. We tried our hardest to understand them but I am not sure we can ever understand them Watch Kate's Spe…

We had Jack Wagner https://www.instagram.com/otherworldpod/ on to talk about alien guys, not aliens that are guys but guys that believe in aliens. What could Deftones possibly have to do with aliens? What percentage of the worlds nukes would it take to kill the alien invaders? What is it like to mind-meld with a Mantid Find Otherworld here https://…

We brought Jesse on to talk about Renaissance Faire Guys and plenty of other things. My sister told me that I should be a renaissance faire insulter so we looked at the most famous insulter. We looked at the nuts and bolts of how to speak at a faire and some of the things that grinds their gears You can find Jesse at https://podcasts.apple.com/us/p…

The first Sequel Episode!!!! We brought Chris Wade back to talk about Classic Rock Guys again! You know we listened to some Michael Noland!!! He doesn't like the show "America's Got Toilet" and thinks it is ruining music!!! We looked at Ticketmaster reviews and also Rate Your Music reviews!! You can find Chris at https://twitter.com/saywhatagain an…

We covered comic book guys this week with a certified comic book author. What is slabbing? What sort of life lessons can you learn from Batman? How do you get into comic book collecting and did you know there is a whole culture around it? You can find Jordasn on twitter at https://twitter.com/Jordan_Morris and of course on the wonderful https://max…

It is summer time and the weather is hot. Get ready for a sizzlin' hot episopde of Guys because we looked at grilling guys. Some of them really love their wives and others are married to chompers. How many grills is too many? Gas or Charcoal, Royal Oak or Kingsford. We also look at very funny reviews on trust pilot! You can find Eva at https://twit…

This week on Guys we had our friends (Lauren, Jane Ost and Stephen) from Batting Aroundto talk about America's pastime, the game of baseball. We talk about the powerful and beautiful umpires, the hall of fame, and the worst part about seeing a baseball game...children There is much more Chris at twitter.com/thecjs and of course https://www.patreon.…

We took a scattershot approach to DJs because there are like a million of them, from middle school dance questions to Steve Aoki's cold cheap beans to strip club DJs and old guys that hate rap! It is a cool show because DJs are cool You can find Luke on https://twitter.com/lukeoneil47 and https://bsky.app/profile/lukeoneil47.bsky.social and his exc…

This is a very personal episode, there was no way that I was going to do Nicotine Guys unless I could get Brace to do the episode. We all talked about smoking as teens and even adults. Then we plumb the depths of r/cigarettes and r/nicotine so that we can learn what is happening in the nicotine world You know Brace, he is at https://www.podbean.com…

We had comedian Carter Selinger (https://twitter.com/carterselinger, https://www.instagram.com/carterselinger/, https://www.tiktok.com/@pretzelhands) on to talk about everyone's favorite crooner, genius, Orville writer Seth Macfarlane, We argue about Rotten Tomatoes and google before we take a look at some of the great ideas that the fans come up w…

We had artist Oliver Leach on to talk about Zombie Guys, can you kill a zombie with fire? Are there any obvious drawbacks to having sex with a zombie? We write a perfect zombie porno and read a lot of posts from guys that think zombies are real. You can follow Oliver on Twitter at https://twitter.com/BAKKOOONN and you can buy prints at https://www.…

We brought Tom back to talk about gambling guys. Did Michael Jordan fix games? Are the poker tables post-racial utopias? What makes guys Guys? Then we read some casino reviews that were really funny. You can find Tom at The Trillbillies and their patreon (whichis great) https://www.patreon.com/trillbillyworkersparty/ and he posts at https://twitter…

We had Todd Glass on to promote his new crowdfunding campaign https://www.toddglass.com/ Instagram at The Todd Glass Show and The Todd Glass Show Tik Tok We talked about a ton of stuff in a chaotic episode that is very very fun. Would you tell your parents your Crytpo password? Would you tell your parents that you have crypto? Would you accuse your…

Hey there, I wanted to unlock an epsiode that we did on the patreon because there is a crazy story in it and its an all around really fun episode! There is plenty more of Guys+ and streams and all kinds of other shows on patreon.com/murderxbryan If you enjoy this, please consider joining the $5 tier on patreon you get at least one bonus show a week…

It is game show week on Guys, we hate celebrity jeopardy so much, it is stupid. We also figure out what sort of PEDs the guests on Jeopardy are on. What is it like to go see The Price is Right or Wheel Of Fortune traveling road show (spoiler, there are babes there) John Cullen https://twitter.com/cullenthecomic hosts "What is Jeopardy" Blocked Part…

Welp, the patrons picked Police Scanner Guys and I tried as hard as I could to find stuff and I kinda did. I made the decision that we would broaden the scope of what we cover this time. I also wanna do a CW for domestic violence, it isn't in poor taste but it does come up. We look at some scanner guys and then we have a cop comedian alond with the…

We had Nate Ruess from the band Fun on to talk about Beatles Guys, he has made this so easy because he isn't promoting anything but I will tell you that he has a podcast https://www.twitch.tv/claynecast We ound some of the best forum guys that we have ever stumbled on. Some real sassy OPs and some really weird forum posts plus we got some Noland in…

We had https://twitter.com/jakebrodes and https://twitter.com/len0killer from Pendejo Time https://www.patreon.com/pendejotime on to talk about Beer Guys. Do they like to drink alone? Does making beer smell? Are the bottles that they put Sam Adams in made out of metal? Then we played a GAME. That's right, A GAME!!! There is much more Chris at twitt…

We had comedian Joe Kwaczala on to talk about travel guys, before you yell at me for not talking enough about points, it was so fucking impossible to understand what these guys were talking about so we decided that it would be better to stream it but I did get some credit card talk and ettiquette and some of my own shit obviously You can find every…

*I am in the process of trying to get the audio to sound better and this is my first crack at it, I have the regular version saved if this one sucks* This week we learned about the way of the blade with Sword Guys, what does battle ready mean? What happens when you look up "cool swords" on Amazon and what do these guys do with these swords? Alex Pt…

This week on Guys we have Jason Sheridan from Podcast: The Ride (https://www.patreon.com/podcasttheride) to talk about rollercoaster guys. Are you a thoosie or part of the GeePee? How many credits do you have and how do you position your pelvis to prevent from being stapled? Find this and more on Rollercoaster Guys There is much more Chris at twitt…

We have been doing it for 1 full year we decided to have Mike come and make fun of me for collecting Legos, this week is a super sized guys for the 1 year anniversary! I know that we said Tom would be here and but he got stuck in the airport! Thank you to everyone that supports the show, we really appreciate it, 1 year ago, launching this show was …

You asked for it and I delivered with Guitar Guys. I had a hard time finding the weirdest guys and I planned to add some Noland to the episode but he wasn't doing it for me so we dove deep into the Ultimate Guitar Forum and R/guitars and The Acoustic Gear Forum, and we learned that these guys love to tell each other to suck each other off. There wa…

The Patrons picked it so we are doing it. This week we are looking at Jeep Guys, they have more rules than a single guy at a swinger club and I think we hit everything. Learn about the Death Wobble, the wave and the ducks. Also, get a few jokes for your joke arsenal Adam is https://twitter.com/damiataman on Twitter and his show is https://twitter.c…

Hey Buuuuuuuuddy. How's it going, this episode is about weed guys, not like weeds in your yard, guys that smoke that wonderful piff. Chris got high for the episode and I don't think you can tell because he is such an accomplished weed smoker. We talked about how to handle getting "too high" and bong maintenance, read some leafly reviews of weed str…

Abracadabra! We are back with a magical show! This week we look at magicians! Should you bring your own table to a party? What is a good non-1 coin trick to do with 1 coin? Why do magicians hate Criss Angel? You will learn about magic but don't worry, we don't expose any of the tricks. You can hear Stefan on Blocked Party and Go Off Kings and he is…

You wanted the most annoying, you got the most annoying people, we had Sarah Hagi (https://twitter.com/KindaHagi) from Scamfluencers on to talk about cable news fans. People who love tv but think they love news. We get a little bit of fantasizing about having an hour on tv to program, people mad about having to give fox news their email address, an…

Go Bucks, Michigan Sucks! We invited our friend SexJ (https://twitter.com/MostCrucified) from twitch.tv/crucifiedscoob to talk about the most pure sport with the most loyal fans and players, College Football. While I grew up steeped in it, Chris and Sexj grew up liking the less pure professional sports. We spent some time reading grown men crying b…

So, I decided to do something a bit different for Christmas Guys. We had our friend Brittany Lyseng to talk about how some of our favorite guys celebrate the holiday. We looked at some swinger traditions and christmas list, then we looked to see what they are selling on The Chivery followed by some Pastafarians, warhammer guys and nudists. You can …

This week on Guys we have MCU guys, they love the comic book movies, no, not all of the comic book movies, just the Marvel ones. We talk a bit about how many of the movies we have seen and then we read a Marvel spec script and listen to a rap song! This week as our guest we have movie critic and podcaster Vince Mancini https://twitter.com/VinceManc…

This is the episode that the patrons picked, it seemed like it would be easy to do until I had an actual crisis of confidence and decided that it would not be fun to make fun of young christians so here is what i did, we made fun of old youth pastors and met some real characters. How does a groupy for Wang Chung make you think of Christ? How is mas…