J.E. Tucker’s A Christmas Carol It’s the Bible Goes West Christmas Spectacular! Presented by Sexpot Comedy We had such a good time last season that we here at J.E. Industries said, Let’s do it again! Now drunk off the spirit of Christ, which is what Clarence calls his extra strength Egg Nog, we bring you: J.E. Tucker’s A Christmas Carol Part 2 The …

J.E. Tucker’s A Christmas Carol It’s the Bible Goes West Christmas Spectacular! Presented by Sexpot Comedy We had such a good time last season that we here at J.E. Industries said, Let’s do it again! Now drunk off the spirit of Christ, which is what Clarence calls his extra strength Egg Nog, we bring you: J.E. Tucker’s A Christmas Carol Marley was …

The Bible Goes West, By J.E. Tucker Genesis 20 Joseph Down Under 1 So Joseph, one of the few to survive the destruction caused by Jacob and Esau’s feud, needed work. 2 With the patriarchs of his family dead, Joseph had to find his own money. All he had was a multi-colored rifle and the ability to shoot a bullet far. One time he had sent lead 900 ya…

The Bible Goes West, By Me, J.E. Tucker. Vanquish-ology of The West and The Funeral of Jacob Genesis 18 1 With all the bodies piling up, the clans of Jacob and Esau decided to record who shoot who. 2 The deaths were many and gruesome; the survivors were even more gruesome with their holes in their face and missing limbs. 3 What Follows is the Vanqu…

The Bible Goes West The Return of Jacob and The First Battle of the Clans. Genesis 16 1 Jacob turned in the mauled body of The Stranger and his reward were great. 2 Word of his catch went far and wide. In only two days, the news of Jacob’s actions reached the wives hunting him. 3 Rachel said to the others, Looks like our husband is wealthy and in a…

The Bible Goes West, by J.E. Tucker The Family of Jacob and Jacob’s Fight With The Stranger. Genesis 14 1 Jacob developed a drinking problem. 2 After his claim to the family land was refused, Jacob wondered from saloon to saloon consummating with every whore he could; and some smaller, slower, animals. 3 Jacob found a saloon so sordid you could ent…

The Bible Goes West The Hanging of Isaac; and The Feud of Jacob and Esau Genesis 13 1 On a dusty afternoon, the Judge God decided to see exactly how loyal Abraham was; and he said, Behold, I have ridden here. 2 The Judge continued, I think your son is a no-good, cheating, thief. I need you to enact the Law of the West upon him. You shall hang him f…

The Bible Goes West Sarai, Abraham and the Destruction of Boulder Genesis 11 1 The Judge appeared on the hottest day of the year; and rode to the town of Cheyenne with two riders in cow-hide dusters. His speed so great, Tornados manifested in his absences and destroyed few farms and sent a young girl to faraway land. 2 Abraham lifted his head from …

The Bible Goes West Sarai, Abraham, and Hagar; and The Great Brand of God Genesis 8 1 After these things, The Judge came to Abraham in a Fiery Vision, saying, Fear Not Abraham. I am they Shield, and thy exceeding great reward. 2 And Abraham Said, Judge God, What have you rewarded me, seeing as I am childless, people are thinking I cannot sire. 3 My…

J.E. Tucker, in Honor of being added to the Sexpot Podcast Network, created a new Christmas Special for generations to enjoy. Hymns, guests, Conversion to Jesus Christ! This special has them all. Sit back with some hot coco, the bible, and enjoy this future Christmas Classic. Songs (In order of playing) Little Shotgun Boy Buy, they told me, Ba Bang…

The Bible Goes West The Saloon of Babel and the Rescue of Lot Genesis 6 1 The Family of Noah repopulated the range. 2 And it came to pass, as they rode west, that they found the Great Plains at the feet of the Rockies, and they dwelt there. 4 They said one to another, let’s build us a city with a saloon, whose spirits be pulled from heaven; and let…

The Bible Goes West The Bible from J.E. Tucker. Cain and Able, and the Great Deluge. Genesis 4 1 The Trail Boss eventually learned the skill from the sharpshooter; upon seeing the passing of technique Cain came to Dodge. 2 And she attracted his brother Abel. Abel was a gunsmith, while Cain could shoot the eye out of an owl with both hands from 50 p…

The Bible Goes West The Creation and the Fall. In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. The earth was without form and void and rustled God’s cattle. The spirit of God moved upon the face of the earth; and shot him. God said, let there be vengeance; and vengeance was reaped. God saw the vengeance, that it was good. And God divided the…