Alonzo Bodden Podcasts

1- Jan 6 hearings for entertainment only 2- Yeah but what if it's a Muslim school? 3- He took the day off 4- Grab your gun. The Court has spoken. 5- No ethics rules. Why? They’re Supreme. 6- Plenty of bad cops to go around 7- I mean, it wasn’t a dog. Let's play some football. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

1- I want to watch some perp walkin'. 2- But it's just a loan 3- I don’t have water. How about some gas? 4- Patriots in a Uhaul? Lock 'em up. 5- Young White Males 6- Criminal profits, oh, I mean gas prices. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Par All Things Comedy

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Welcome comic, host, actress, and now EMT: Crystal Marie! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Par All Things Comedy

1- Sarah says comics are better than Representatives 2- Uncle Clarence forgot to talk to Mrs. Uncle Clarence 3- Over educated women scare weak ass cowardly Republican men 4- It's not a difficult issue, it's F**KIN RAPE. 5- Uh... your neighbors joined the protest. 6- Thank you, Ms. Psaki, you’re better than them to the very end. 7- I’m Sean Hannity …

1- CHAPPELLE ATTACKED. Going to have to add self defense and security to services 2- Helping comics financially, physically, & mentally 3- Carneys get unemployment, so should we. 4- Comics are generous to our own. We need you too. 5- Golf tournament & Basketball Game 6- Donate. Text Laugh to 707070 comedygivesback.com 7- you might work alone you do…

1- Glad he didn't give up 2- Does art imitate life? Nah. 3- Free Speech? Time will tell.. 4- Get rid of them angry followers 5- The Oscars? Pass. 6- Comedy and emotion 7- The best compliments come from both sides 8- Old Dad See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Par All Things Comedy

1- NYC 2- Masks? We were kidding. You’re fine. 3- Morning news. Morning bad news. 4- Execution: Texas-style 5- Marriage if church and state by the courts 6- Hey, China. We’re banning math books. 7- Teach my child? I’ll sue. 8- Tucker says burn your balls into manhood See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

1- No, Tucker, a black mass shooter doesn’t make it okay. 2- Ghost guns are still guns 3- Stop those trucks 4- 10000 Ukrainians walk into a bar... 5- Inflation is rough all over 6- Corrupt and Stupid 7- It IS okay to be a Unicorn See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Par All Things Comedy

1- I started with Hannibal 2- Talk radio: a great job for the 80’s 3- Slap heard round the world 4- Black Lives Houses seem to matter 5- Men go to any lengths to find the Creepy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Par All Things Comedy

1- Can’t talk about Fox News 2- Cant talk about Apple 3- Chris Rock and Will Smith. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Par All Things Comedy

1- Best Tweet Ever 2- The Chairman calls the idiot from Tennessee. 3- Don't you know who I am?! Unfortunately, we do. 4- Why are Conservatives angry? 5- Mrs. Harris, will you be the deciding vote? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Par All Things Comedy

1- From Snoop to Martha To Nikki to George... He writes the funny. 2- How do you get Cloris Leachman to work dirty? 3- Finding the funny for them 4- Boston, NY, LA 5- TV in the middle 6- Leaded Gas 7- The good news is… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Par All Things Comedy

1- Guest Guy Torry 2- Phat Tuesday: The Place to Be 3- Good to be naive 4- Acting with the dark side of comedy 5- Doin' Life 6- Looking back and soaking it up 7- Country Music Awards? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Par All Things Comedy

1- Putin over Biden? Don’t tell Reagan 2- Freedom to deny Freedom 3- Shipping and handling definitely cost extra 4- I’m going to Disneyland 5- EATING SALAD DRUNK by GABE HENRY and us comics See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Par All Things Comedy

1- Sweet Taste of Urine 2- Navy Lieutenant surrenders to second grade 3- What’s my Name? 4- Funniest Dad 5- She’s checking her phone 6- The Parents Lounge 7- Thanks for a sense of wonder See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Par All Things Comedy

1- Voting rights: Gone. 2- Let’s ban the books! 3- The Freedom Convoy, isn’t. 4- He’s Black. Let's shoot him, again! 5- Leo Flowers on Life and Living See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Par All Things Comedy

1- No such thing as bad publicity 2- Newsom is an idiot 3- Another Fox hero falls 4- Of course it's systematic racism 5- Black women are OVERQUALIFIED and better than you, Cruz. 6- Just don’t pay it 7- Bethany Van Delft See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Par All Things Comedy

1- John Stockton, we don’t need your assist. 2- Stupid SOB is a Stupid SOB 3- What’s her end game? 4- Ass whoopin Needed. Right NOW! 5- She did it just like the men do 6- Self made inheritance 7- Brian Murdoch: hard at work See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Par All Things Comedy

1- Cancelled 2- Food, Wipeouts, and Soup 3- Scorpion and other inappropriate observations 4- Vaccinate white people 5- Kenny Ray? Coon Rapids? You do the math. 6- Good news. Subpoenas ignored. Career Ended? 7- Alexander Hamilton saw this coming See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Par All Things Comedy

1- HBO MAX Special 2- Her personal is topical 3- Puerto Rican, Dominican, Light-skinned, LatinX. Let's add woman for fun. 4- Woke ain’t Woke 5- Generations 6- Anyone and everyone is game for funny 7- Covid Pneumonia from Fauci 8- Bob Saget: In tragedy there is HOPE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

1- International Comedy 2- Been Black and Brooklyn all over the world 3- What do they think of us? 4- Black Ice 5- Celebrity worship 6- Friends to the end, sort of. 7- It’s my Twitter 8- Some good news See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Par All Things Comedy

1- Insurgence 2- Vaccines and Variants 3- Billionaires in space 4- Schools open. Let's start shooting. 5- Schools open. Let's stop teaching. 6- Justice vs No Justice in Black and White 7- Sports and Science 8- Remember the good ole days when Palin was crazy? 9- You could be from Florida 10- Buy Time 11- In tribute to Tutu: here’s Jonathan Butler Se…

1- What happened to news? 2- Did the lie become the truth? 3- Congress with a conscience 4- Gen X, Y, Z and then… 5- No really, LA has a culture. 6- Dateline the Moon See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Par All Things Comedy

1- Freedom of religion, as long as its my religion. 2- Look at the gun Jesus gave me for Christmas! 3- Is it a Dic Pic? 3- Science tries again. Science fails again. 4- First response is: No 5- Perfect wrong number 6- Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Mal Hall. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

1- Old Fashioned Stand Up 2- A New Variant 3- Working with the best 4- A Tip on tipping 5- My Brother’s in trouble 6- Christmas tips you can’t use See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Par All Things Comedy

1- Rittenhouse: Not Guilty. No Surprise. 2- Ahmaud Arbery murderers: Guilty. Surprise. 3- When in doubt: SHOOT. 4- Can’t go this low 5- Oh- uhh, Happy Thanksgiving! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Par All Things Comedy

1- Great writers write great 2- Yeah, death can be funny. 3- Doin' the work 4- Speaking for all women 5- Sesame Street 6- Good news…now don’t let me ruin it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Par All Things Comedy

1- Enough, Aaron 2- Joe Rogan is not a scientist, journalist, nor king. 3- Anti-Vax for life, which is a short time. 4- Ted Cruz insurrection 5- Straight White Male Perspective 6- What they really say about us 7- Some Good News. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Par All Things Comedy

1- Memory of a Golden Retriever 2- More Marjorie than AOC 3- If you mandate, they will quit… or not. 4- Welcome Michael Steele See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Par All Things Comedy

Interview with Jeff Cesario, Writer/Producer/Comic/Dad 1- What is wrong with us? 2- Adolescent country full of childish men 3- A-holes are rewarded 4- News is not news, it’s competition. 5- Masks, vaccines, and dog s**t See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Par All Things Comedy

An hour with Writer/Comedian/Actor/Producer Suli McCullough. We talk: 1- Writing for the Emmy’s 2- Dave Chappelle 3- It's all political 4- Sports 5- Sneakers And a whole lot in between... 6- Oh, and Black hockey players. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Par All Things Comedy

1- This is who you are, Gruden. 2- The NFL knows. So tell us. 3- I’ll be damned, Allen West finds the virus is real. 4- Don't tell me what to do with my body while I tell you what to do with your body. 5- AHHH Kyrie 6- I’m pro-life so go kill yourself, kid. 7- Still the GOAT just listen until the end 8- Marcus Miller is his name See omnystudio.com/…

1- The Talk Radio Experiment 2- Nothing Changes 3- Recall 4- Anti-vax Jesus and the NBA 5- Bubba and Michael win one 6- Can Tesla afford its racism? 7- Bruce’s Beach, that is some prime beachfront property. 8- Republicans play stupid as well as the actually do stupid. 9- Chris Titus is here. Well, he was there, and now he’s here. See omnystudio.com…

1- Juneteenth 2- Put the gun away. 3- McConnell is making plans. 4- Texas is making a run to catch Florida. 5- Go to KBLA1580.COM and listen, please. The App is coming. 6- THANK YOU. Really, I mean it, THANK YOU. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Par All Things Comedy

1- Some say “Government attacked,” others say “Disorderly Behavior.” 2- Fair election. I’ll kill you. 3- When used to privilege, equality is discrimination. 4- Billionaire money, Thousandaire taxes. 5- No racism until 6 months ago. 6- Vaccine creates race of Magnetos. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

1- Check on a Republican 2- Truth? We don't need no stinkin' truth. 3- Trust me it's a college 4- We're crazy about mental health issues 5- Oh, I just remembered we are racist. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Par All Things Comedy

1- BANG BANG. Here we go again... 2- It was about policing, remember? 3- Jan 6? We were hoping you forgot. 4- I’m racist so I’ll head to an NBA game. What could happen?! 5- SHE'S THE GOAT, DAMMIT. 6- Celebrate the stupid See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Par All Things Comedy

1- Vaccines are dangerous. Now give me that bag of gas. 2- I'm free to not wear my mask because I’m not vaccinated… huh? 3- Straight white men will be alright 4- I deny racism exists so now it goes away, right? 5- My grandkid is rich… whew! 6- The bible said WHAT? 7- KBLA.Com Unapologetically Progressive See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info…

1- Pipeline is down. Price is up. Memorial Day is coming. 2- Let me fill these gas cans and light this here cigarette. 3- Take off that mask. 4- Bankrupt? Only morally. 5- Hey, kid. Want a gun? 6- I’ll be damned. A good guy with a gun. 7- Tent City. The good kind. 8- Goodbye, Ellen. 9- See what had happened was I washed that ticket... See omnystudi…

1- Back to work 2- Lynching. Fucking LYNCHING. 3- Who throws a whopper? 4- Critical Race Theory is critical of racists. 5- Our only idea is NO. 6- Our next Governor 7- "But, Your Honor, I have FOXMANIA..." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Par All Things Comedy

1- Bad cops and Bad cops 2- 100 days 511 to 67. Yep, baby hands wins. 3- Damn, they like him. Let's make something up. 4- They didn’t mean for Nick Foles to win. 5- Damn your newfangled airline, I’ll take a boat. 6- You’re fired. 7- See we’ve got these ladders…. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

1- Guilty Guilty Guilty 2- Systematic Racism 3- Officer Bryan B: The cop we need. 4- The Founding Fathers said 5- Ben Carson still shucking and jivin'. 6- God definitely has a sense of humor 7- “Ladders! Get your ladders here! $5 ladders!” See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Par All Things Comedy

1- Things so bad, killer cop is out of the news 2- Another mass shooting... Seems they’re illegal. 3- Even Pat Robertson is tired of it. 4- Hands up, ah hell, I’ll shoot anyway. 5- Back off, cop. I’m white. 6- Support which troops? 7- Where’s my beachfront property? 8- Black Lives work hard too. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

1- Mitch Flipped for Coke money 2- You wouldn’t want trump to call you a defector... 3- Who wants to die now? 4- Cop vs Cop, or just the truth? 5- You’re fired.. 6- She didn’t take the money. 7 - The Wolfette of Wall Street See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Par All Things Comedy

1- It’s the Derek Chauvin Trial 2- No, we say No. What is it? Doesn’t matter. NO. 3- Way to go, Pete. 4- Wait, what? They want to vote? 5- I vote you don’t fly Delta 6- 17 7- Damn that yoga. 8- I have billion minus 130 dollars. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Par All Things Comedy

1- Hello, Florida. Joker... Governor... same thing. 2- Welcome to Texas. Wait-- Where ya goin'? 3- Lyin' Ted tells the truth. 4- Republican constitution is pro gun and anti vote. 5- She’s not supposed to salute, Stupid. 6- Sorry, Jay, I’m not apologizing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

1- A hate crime is not a bad day. 2- Domestic Terrorists are White Supremacists. 3 - Jen Psaki don’t play. 4- Terri Lynn trying to take Karen’s place. 5- Reefer Madness 6- KBLATALK1580.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Par All Things Comedy

1- Stimulating Stimulus 2- I voted NO but that was yesterday 3- We’d like some transparency for our fake questions 4- Guess who’s voting by mail 5- Princess of Pain See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Par All Things Comedy

1- Welcome to Florida 2- Texas is open 3- Golden idols made in Mexico 4- CPAC and the C is for CULT 5- Lyin Ted is lyin again. 6- Cancel that order of Freedom Fries. 7- Dr. Suess and Mr. Potato Head walk into a bar... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Par All Things Comedy